My old lady enjoys a good poke now and then....
LMAO...
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My old lady enjoys a good poke now and then....
LMAO...
Speaking from experience, this is true. Just be really nice to them and everything is fine...but, toss in a couple cats and some health issues and all bets are off.
This is probably the toughest part about being a singe male and getting older...the younger ones are out of reach, but they were so much easier.
This reminds me of a story from my youth. I was a hard core cyclist and super fit. I was riding the north south length of CA and was near Bishop on 395. Which is the eastern side of the Sierra Nevadas, so it was rural area. Something happened and I was knocked off my bike.
I was sitting there looking at my skinned knee or something and up pulled this SUV. A decent looking but older lady, maybe 45 or 50, asked if I was OK and proceeded to invite me to her house to clean up and recover. I kid you not.
I was about 32 at the time. I will leave the story there.
Uhhhhh...you can’t just leave us on a cliffhanger.
Q: What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A: A belly button.
Gosh.....not in these plastic surgery days! :naughty: Reminds me of the joke regarding elderly people having plastic surgery and viagra available to them. It's going to produce a much older generation of men running around with constant erections and women with full and perky breasts, but not being able to remember what purpose they serve! :ne_nau: