It's rivalry week.... post your best/favorite smack here
This should get things rolling....
Q: How do you get a BYU grad off your porch?
A: You pay him for the pizza.
Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and BYU fans?
A: Eventually the puppies grow up and quit whining.
Q: How do you get a BYU cheerleader into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips and throw in an engagement ring.
Did you hear that the BYU library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were destroyed. The football team was very upset because they hadn't colored in two of them yet.
A Utah fan, a BYU fan, a sweet redhead and a stunning blonde are riding on a train. Suddenly the train heads into a tunnel. A loud smack is heard and as the train rides out of the tunnel the BYU fan is rubbing his face.
The redhead thinks: "Serves him right for trying to grab the blonde."
The blonde thinks: "Serves him right for trying to grab the redhead."
The BYU fan thinks: "The Utah fan was probably trying to grab the blonde, missed her and grabbed the redhead instead. Then she tried to smack him in the face and missed."
The Utah fan thinks: "Next tunnel I'm going to smack that stupid BYU fan again."
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