Ditto that. And, doing the hokey pokey too for that matter.
Was involved in an accident over 30 years ago...my fault...(dumb arse...live and learn).
Anyhoo, my truck got clocked head on by a train. Destroyed my ride. Wish I had video.
Remote area outside of Moab. Sheriff and railroad inspector both show up. Guess who they're curious about when it comes to drinking? Yeah, me.
They're chatting to themselves...got an eyeball on me. I was reasonably fit at the time with decent balance. Started, out of boredom mostly (waiting for the towtruck to haul off my wreck), jumping from rail to rail. I nailed a number of these jumps in a row. I could hear the posse laugh and say something about not bothering with a sobriety check. Then they traded some frightening stories...
Kinda funny, because the back end of my truck was full of empty beers cans, and, they were scattered all over creation. I was stone cold sober, which, didn't hurt, but, they never even asked about alcohol. Years ago, not sure that common sense amongst the LEO's out there is allowed or prevalent any more.