KKK misunderstandings

Minister said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie. I do not accept this kind of conduct in our church. But we can all learn from this, if the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this entire Christian family."

No one moved.

The minister continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
feel glory and peace. Please stand and confess your transgression. The truth will set you free."

All was quiet.

Then, slowly, a gorgeous red head with a body that would stop a
runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."