Cheap Perfume

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building. A young and beautiful woman smelling like expensive perfume gets into the elevator, turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman reaches her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks at both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound." :fart: