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Is she naked in that mugshot?
She may not have been charged if she were hot. :lol8:
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Is she naked in that mugshot?
She may not have been charged if she were hot. :lol8:
Wait... They sell sex toys at Wal-Mart?
Teen suffers broken neck after giving blow job to seventeen men to celebrate 17th birthday
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/tee...17th-birthday/
A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year old flamethrower.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/eld...-flamethrower/
"They shouldn’t face any criminal charges. but may have problems when it comes to claiming their insurance policies, as damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games is rarely covered.
A case involving a Gatling gun in 2004 and another involving a rocket launcher in 2011 have made their way to court, and in both cases the insurance company didn’t have to pay anything to the claimants."
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Note to self: Shop for home owners insurance that covers damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games.
Pennsylvania woman threw knife at boyfriend because he refused to eat
https://www.foxnews.com/us/pennsylva...eat-police-say
Local Crazy...
https://www.ksl.com/article/50000178...oom-police-say
^^^For the win!!!
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’]Dearing raised her dress up to her midsection and began projectile defecating all over the office while screaming that she had Coronavirus and needed treatment. The Walmart loss prevention officer immediately retreated into the corner of the office to avoid getting hit with Dearing’s flying poop and called for backup.’
:bootyshake::topes::peepwall:
That's a bad day at the office...
We don't seem to have an AOC thread, so I'll put this here...pretty juicy rant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wplxNNXrMuY
https://i.postimg.cc/hvPvDrKr/WTF.jpg
This world has definitely gone crazy.
I can't imagine anyone actually following such ridiculous advice.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/corona...vity-1.5090359Quote:
TORONTO -- Canada’s top doctor dispensed some important sexual education today for those attempting to date during a pandemic: consider wearing a mask during sex.
Dr. Theresa Tam put out a statement Wednesday that covered how best to keep yourself safe from COVID-19 while engaging in sexual intercourse.