Originally Posted by
Iceaxe
Hahaha.... I used to live next to this horse pasture. This beautiful all white horse lived in the pasture and pranced around the perimeter daily... one night my redneck friends got all boozed up. Somewhere they found some black paint, so they hopped the fence, lassoed the horse, and proceeded to paint zebra stripes on the horse. Then on the horse's ass one of them painted "Now I'm a zebra".
Driving to work the next day the newly minted zebra was proudly prancing around the pasture just as proud as ever... I laughed my ass off at the sight of it. That was 30 years ago and the image in my head of that horse with zebra stripes still brings a smile to my face.
:-)