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Here are some funny Chuck Norris Facts. There are like hundreds of them on this site. Here are a few of my favorites:
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
- Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
- Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
Check this site out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html
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Originally Posted by shanehadman
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT USE A TOILET, HE KICKS THE HEAD OFF OF A HORSE EVERYDAY AND CRAPS IN IT'S WINDPIPE!
For the geekier among us:
Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.
When Bruce Schneier calculates the square root of a negative number the result is real.
If Bruce Schneier rot-13s a plaintext, it cannot be broken by applying rot-13 again.
http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
:roflol: Now that one is hilarious :roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sombeech
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn
:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: I shouldn't admit that these totally crack me up but they do...