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This is a picture that's been sitting on a bookcase in our living room for years.
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You guys have some cute little sayings hanging on the wall and I find them very telling of your personality. This is what hangs on my wall...
Yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil... because I am the baddest motherf**ker in the valley.
Climb-Utah.com
Poster or framed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
I need pics.
Nothing nearly that fancy. Just a small sticker in the upper left corner of my bathroom mirror.Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
I also have a sticker that says "Refuse To Lose!" on the handlebars of my mountain bike. That seem's to work pretty damn well as you can see from the picture I have attached for your wife's viewing pleasure.
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Bwahahahaha!!! :toofunny::toofunny:
When I typed that post I just knew the reply would be epic, LOL.
“Everyone knows I’m a breast man. Have you seen Washington’s old lady? My goodness. Anyway, the thing with breasts is, sometimes they are close up. Sometimes far away. I like to be able to see them both ways. From far away it’s easier to get away with, but from close up you get a better look. Something had to be done.” -Ben Franklin, in why he invented the bi-focal.
https://www.righthooknews.com/post/b...o-ogle-breasts
This is a good one...probably the very first "motivational quote" most of us ever heard...
"Get your head out of your ass"
Got a coffee at Starbucks yesterday and the two girls were writing quotes on the cups and when I read mine I said "Which one of you wrote this?"
She said they both were. I told her "This is outstanding! But be careful, because some folks might get upset by what you write". She acknowledged that but said she figured I'd be OK with what she wrote because of my American flag bandana.
Two teenage girls...not all of these youngsters are brainwashed.
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^^^You're a fierce ambassador for the conservative Right, and yet you patronize Starbucks. :lol8:
Nice Tinder profile picture. Nothing says "winning" like going shirtless, draping yourself in mystery medals while snapping the picture into a bathroom mirror. Lets not understate the nice touch by partially unzipping the front of your jeans. Well done bro!Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Jealous much?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkHammergate
I get it... I probably remind you of the guy your wife dumped you for.
Not normally...I make my own coffee but sometimes when I'm on my way to work I'll want a bit more so I'll hit McDonalds. One dollar gets you the same thing Starbucks charges nearly three dollars for...but the Micky Ds dining areas are closed and my work van won't make it thru the drive thrus...it's 9' tall. So, Starbucks it is until they open those dining rooms back up.Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
The boycott thing really doesn't matter much to me anyway...if someone wants to pay that much for coffee and/or sugar on a regular basis then knock yourself out...besides, I'd say it's a great "starter job" for these kids...they'll learn how to hustle and deal with lots of different personalities. Also, all these sissy boys that can't swing a hammer and the sad sack lesbo chicks need places to work too, eh?
Didn't know where else to put this video, but it's pretty damn good. I like this guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTYKrOgazz0
I can see how this guy would resonate well with you... he practically is you. :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron
There's a lot of similarities, but a lot of differences, too.
I grew up in WAY rougher neighborhoods, he had a father around, I didn't. His mother was probably pretty normal...mine sure as hell wasn't. I never did the drug thing.
He went the marriage and kids route, I didn't. Also, it sounds like most of the money he made slipped thru his fingers whereas when I hit 40 years old I determined to have myself set up well by 60 (at least).
But yeah...where's the white privilege, huh? He'd be a bum if he hadn't put his nose to the grindstone and that might have been my fate, too...but I think I've got too much energy for that to have happened.
Anyway...I'm impressed with his insight. His partner on Youtube is good, too.
"We're better armed."
-Dougie Downer
I resemble that memeQuote:
Originally Posted by BasinCruiser
Imagine you were born in 1900.
When you are 14
World War I begins
and ends at 18
with 22 million deaths.
Soon after, a global pandemic
The ′ Spanish Flu ′,
kills 50 million people.
You come out alive and free
You are 20 years old.
Then, at age 29, you survive the global economic crisis that began with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and hunger.
At 33, the Nazis came to power.
You are 39 when WWII begins and ends at 45. During the Holocaust (Shoah), 6 million Jews died.
There will be more than 60 million deaths in total.
When you are 52, the Korean War begins.
At 64, the Vietnam War begins and ends at 75
A boy born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is, but they have survived several wars and disasters.
Boy born in 1995 and now 25 thinks it's the end of the world when his Amazon package takes more than three days to arrive or when he doesn't get more than 15 `` likes '' for his photo posted on Facebook or Instagram. .
In 2020, many of us are living comfortably, we have access to different sources of home entertainment, and we often have more than we need.
But people are complaining about everything.
However, they have electricity, telephones, food, hot water and a roof over their heads.
None of this existed before.
But humanity has survived much more dire circumstances and has never lost the joy of living.
Maybe it's time to be less selfish, to stop complaining and crying.**
Evidently money cannot buy love.Quote:
Originally Posted by BasinCruiser
But money does allow you to buy a big ass yacht, which you can dock right next to happiness.
When you're loaded like that, just buy girlfriends for cryin' out loud. A fresh one once a year and you can choose among the thoroughbreds. To some that may sound vulgar and immoral...but to me it makes perfect sense.
I had a friend who told me he hadn't gotten laid in 20 years. He had saved up a hundred grand and I told him to go to Vegas and hire two smoking hot escorts...both at the same time, baby. I told him "It'll make a new man out of ya". But of course he didn't...because he's such a tightwad he'd never spend the money. I told him it might cost a couple grand...but within two hours he'd be exhausted and happy. I reminded him of all the money he's saved over the years by not having a girl around...but that made no sense to him.
Charlie Sheen always said... you don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave.
That always made perfect sense to me.
Nor happinessQuote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
Actually money can buy happiness...
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/cha...ts%20otherwise.