Woman strangled by her 13-foot pet python

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10-24-2008, 08:06 AM
KapitanSparrow

Woman strangled by her 13-foot pet python

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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va.
10-24-2008, 08:20 AM
shlingdawg

I can't imagine having a 13 foot ANYTHING as a pet. If it's bigger than me - we have a problem. Obviously, she had a big problem.
10-24-2008, 08:25 AM
JP

The husband strangled her and used the snake as the ruse :haha:
10-24-2008, 09:23 AM
millsclimber

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Originally Posted by JP

The husband strangled her and used the snake as the ruse :haha:

Ha ha. Probably. :roflol:
10-24-2008, 09:51 AM
Teleken

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Originally Posted by millsclimber

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Originally Posted by JP

The husband strangled her and used the snake as the ruse :haha:

Ha ha. Probably. :roflol:

No doubt:

13 foot python- $1,000.
Large cage- $100
Getting rid of the nagging wife- Priceless.
10-24-2008, 09:56 AM
JP

:lol8: :lol8:
10-24-2008, 10:20 AM
millsclimber

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Originally Posted by Teleken

No doubt:

13 foot python- $1,000.
Large cage- $100
Getting rid of the nagging wife- Priceless.

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

Now that is priceless. I like how your evil mind thinks. :twisted:
10-24-2008, 12:13 PM
Kent K25

Re: Woman strangled by her 13-foot pet python

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Originally Posted by KapitanSparrow

Not sure if it was her pet. When I tell my pets to stop scratching the furniture, for example, they listen. Pets listen to their owners, unless they're not pets but wild animals, heh.

Don't even get me started on that ignorant comment. Just because you don't like snakes doesn't mean they are not pets. Dogs, etc kill their owners as well. Sure it's rare, so are cases like this.

I'm guessing you also don't like it when people say soccer isn't a real sport based on their ignorant reasoning right? Yet many make a weak case that it isn't...
10-24-2008, 12:31 PM
KapitanSparrow

Come on Kent, I meant it as a joke. I fully consider snakes and other creatures as pets. Although a 13-foot pyton I consider a dangerous pet, heh.

And yes, morons who say that soccer is not a real sport are ignorant, to say the least, heh.
10-24-2008, 12:37 PM
FROGGER

Re: Woman strangled by her 13-foot pet python

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Originally Posted by Kent K25

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Originally Posted by KapitanSparrow

Not sure if it was her pet. When I tell my pets to stop scratching the furniture, for example, they listen. Pets listen to their owners, unless they're not pets but wild animals, heh.

Don't even get me started on that ignorant comment. Just because you don't like snakes doesn't mean they are not pets. Dogs, etc kill their owners as well. Sure it's rare, so are cases like this.

I'm guessing you also don't like it when people say soccer isn't a real sport based on their ignorant reasoning right? Yet many make a weak case that it isn't...

Wait a minuet Soccer's a real sport... :roflol:
10-24-2008, 02:09 PM
Rev. Coyote

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Re: Woman strangled by her 13-foot pet python

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Originally Posted by KapitanSparrow

Not sure if it was her pet. When I tell my pets to stop scratching the furniture, for example, they listen. Pets listen to their owners, unless they're not pets but wild animals, heh.

Don't even get me started on that ignorant comment. Just because you don't like snakes doesn't mean they are not pets. Dogs, etc kill their owners as well. Sure it's rare, so are cases like this.

I'm guessing you also don't like it when people say soccer isn't a real sport based on their ignorant reasoning right? Yet many make a weak case that it isn't...

(Someone's sounding a bit uptight. Wonder how much lackanookie it takes to bind you up that bad.) :roll:
10-24-2008, 04:37 PM
abirken

The only person I feel sorry for is the snake. Obviously this woman was stupid enough to think she could shove an antibiotic medication down the throat of her 13 foot python while all alone. The snake was just protecting itself b/c it wasn't feeling well because of an infection and she made the mistake of grabbing him under his head, along his neck which gave the snake perfect opportunity to start the strangulation process. A zoo professional said it would normally take 3 grown men to give a snake of this size a medication. :ne_nau: I don't know. I guess maybe if she were a more informed exotic pet owner, then she'd still be alive. :2thumbs:
10-24-2008, 04:48 PM
RedMan

Probably going to cost the taxpayers a fortune to prosecute this case.
10-24-2008, 05:55 PM
denaliguide

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Originally Posted by RedMan

Probably going to cost the taxpayers a fortune to prosecute this case.

but the defendant hardly has a leg to stand on.
10-24-2008, 07:43 PM
Kent K25

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Originally Posted by KapitanSparrow

Come on Kent, I meant it as a joke. I fully consider snakes and other creatures as pets. Although a 13-foot pyton I consider a dangerous pet, heh.

And yes, morons who say that soccer is not a real sport are ignorant, to say the least, heh.

My bad, just a reflection of me defending snakes and the negative stereotype placed on them by a lot of ignorant people.

Don't get me wrong, they're no dog or cat. Not the pet for everyone. But there is a lot of unbased fear and stupid statement made when it comes to snakes.

And you know I chose soccer since you know I love the sport as well.
10-24-2008, 07:43 PM
Kent K25

Re: Woman strangled by her 13-foot pet python

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Originally Posted by Rev. Coyote

(Someone's sounding a bit uptight. Wonder how much lackanookie it takes to bind you up that bad.) :roll:

Should I be offended or just laugh? "Lackanookie" is a new one to me.
10-24-2008, 10:11 PM
abirken

Re: Woman strangled by her 13-foot pet python

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Originally Posted by Kent K25

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Originally Posted by Rev. Coyote

(Someone's sounding a bit uptight. Wonder how much lackanookie it takes to bind you up that bad.) :roll:

Should I be offended or just laugh? "Lackanookie" is a new one to me.

Lackanookie should be listed in the Urban Dictionary and if not, then someone outta name it and get it listed. :lol8: :lol8:
10-24-2008, 10:14 PM
JP

That's not the first time Rev has used it and I'm sure it's not the last :haha:
10-26-2008, 03:59 PM
accadacca

Sounds like the title of a low budget porn flick. :lol8:
10-27-2008, 07:34 AM
Rev. Coyote

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Originally Posted by JP

That's not the first time Rev has used it and I'm sure it's not the last :haha:

Lackanookie.

Damn, you were right!

Lackanookie lackanookie...
10-27-2008, 11:02 AM
JP

:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:
10-28-2008, 01:10 PM
Deathcricket

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Originally Posted by denaliguide

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Originally Posted by RedMan

Probably going to cost the taxpayers a fortune to prosecute this case.

but the defendant hardly has a leg to stand on.

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

Seriously though, you gotta stop, now everyone in the office is crowding around me to see what I'm laughing at.