Your wish has been granted and your cat learned to stop peeing in the corner. Instead the cat pees in all your potted plants causing them to die off.
I wish I could spend my whole life traveling around the world.
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Your wish has been granted and your cat learned to stop peeing in the corner. Instead the cat pees in all your potted plants causing them to die off.
I wish I could spend my whole life traveling around the world.
Granted but you never got the proper documentation and INTERPOL catches you and throws you into the Gulag.
I wish DiscGo would say something mean or horrible in this thread. :haha:
granted, but its about you and everyone here totally agrees. :roflol:
i wish i didn't work 12 hour days.
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Originally Posted by LOAH
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Originally Posted by denaliguide
:roflol: :roflol: That was funny!!!
Granted. No more 12 hour days, instead you work 7 hours every day of the week and never play again.Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
I wish I could understand everyone's view points and where they were coming from.
Granted, but that makes you god and now you understand that people are arguing, fighting and dying about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I just wish I had another cup of coffee this morning.
Wow, good one. That was deep and inteligent. I thought it was really good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
:roflol: I am still laughing about this one. That was great DenaliGuide!Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
Granted... but it was cold, black, and had lots of grinds in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
I wish my great grandfather had bought at&t stock at the turn of the century and left it all to me.
:roflol: When I read her wish, I had this same thought. :2thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
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Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
Wish granted. Unfortunately, Australian Tooth & Toenail stock hasn't done so well and your million shares are worth approximately $2.78, less capital gains tax.
I wish it would stop raining every day.
Granted but in order to stop it first has to start. So now every day it rains.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
I wish I had invented the iPod.
granted. but you talk in your sleep and your boyfriend stole your idea and made the big bucks with it.
i wish i could play the guitar.
Granted... but all you know how to play is "We are the world" and "Don't tell my heart."Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
I wish I could control reality.
granted. but now you know who wins "survivor" before it even starts taping. kinda takes the fun out of it.
i wish i was back in alaska insted of here in arizona.
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Originally Posted by denaliguide
Granted but as you become more and more of a bush pilot you hit a freak storm and don't last long.
(I know I do, and I am guessing we both know bush pilots that have died flying. I REALLY hope that wasn't over the line. I just couldn't think of another way to have being back in Alaska not be awesome)
I wish that I would never break things by accident.
Then you'd put retailers such as myself out of business! :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish I were on a beach cooking breakfast before shoving off on day 2 of my Grand Canyon Trip!
Granted, but you spend too much time eating breakfast and miss the boat, forcing you to swim all the way through the canyon. (We know you could do it.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo_Beck
I wish Tanya would get healthy and come back to the forum.
(Sorry...late.)Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
OOoh, burn! :five:
Sorry. I couldn't think of anything else to write and reading through the rest of the thread, I was overwhelmed with the good nature of most of his wishes.
(I really just want to see him talk dirty, hehe.)
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Granted, but she comes back ultra-medicated and can't remember her online relationships with anyone on this site.Quote:
I wish Tanya would get healthy and come back to the forum.
I wish my landlord were cooler.
Granted... but the DEA busts down your door and drags you to jail because your "cool" landlord hid his weed in your walls.Quote:
Originally Posted by LOAH
I wish Utah had a more temperate climate.
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Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
Granted but now everyone moves here and you can never enjoy anything outdoors again because it is too crowded.
I wish I had I never tried being a Fire Fighter and had started out in the IT world a long time ago.
granted. Now your are putting out fires in the IT world :haha:
...I wish I never had to worry about money.
Granted but now you have to worry about that itchy rash that won't go away. :lol8:
I wish I were still on vacation.
Granted but now you have to worry about that itchy rash that won't go away.
:roflol:
I wish I could get that stain out of my carpet and be comfortable bringing a girl over.
granted but she is your mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
i wish i could ride in the space shuttle.
i wish i could ride in the space shuttle.
Granted, you ride in the space shuttle as it is towed down a runway
:roflol:
I wish I could travel the world.
Granted but you travel the world on Oceanic 815 and crash and get "Lost" on an Island. You are deemed unworthy but the "others" and are killed quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by KapitanSparrow
I wish that my wife would be cool with being messy :)
Wish is granted, your wife is cool with being messy afterall but then your house becomes infested with cockroaches b/c of the mess. :haha:
I wish I had a new mattress. (oh my back this morning)
You got it! But your mattress is so comfortable that you sleep in and miss an important job interview for a great paying executive positon with Le Couvent Des Minimes!
I wish I could go to Bali :haha:
Wish granted but be prepared for monkey poo poo in your lap.
I wish for someone else to get outside in the cold this weekend to put up my Christmas lights.
Granted but that person hung Halloween lights instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
I wish I had a date for this Saturday night to take me to my friends Murder Mystery/Wine tasting party.
Granted but I'm sorry to say that your date will be me and not some hot sexy guy.
:roflol:
I wish that my pimple would disappear before my company Christmas party Sat. night.
I would take a hot sexy girl as a date, we could make all the guys jealous! :naughty:
Your wish is granted the zit disapears for the party but returns the next morning never to go away until a monkey in Bali pees on you again.
I wish that it would snow already!
Granted, but the snow is bright orange and it takes some time getting used to.
I wish I had more hair on my head :roflol:
granted but you new hair is going to grow in bright orange and it will take some getting use to.
I wish I was warm, I am so cold today my teeth are chattering.
Granted, but now your ass is sweaty.Quote:
Originally Posted by blueeyes
I wish this thread was awesome again.
(Let me just say that I was excited to see this thread given new life)Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
Granted. But the popularity of this thread results in no timing being spent outdoors and this site stops being an outdoors site.
I wish that I had the healing capabilities of Wolverine from X-Men. I would probably even just settle for a good back and ankles. :)
Granted but you also acquire his temper without his fighting skills and get beaten to death not long after getting those healing abilities for having a big mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish that flatulence smelled like home made cookies.
Granted but now everything you cook smells like flatulence.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish I had more free time.
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Granted. But in your free time you will cook more. And your cooking will smell like--Flatulence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
I wish for better photography skills.
Granted you become world famous for taking great pictures of the sun... and go blind.
I wish that college football took place in the winter, so I could free up more time in the Fall for hiking and fill my winter time with college football.
Granted...but your alma mater goes winless for the next 5 seasons....Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish I had enough money to pay off my debts.
Granted... but then you lose your shirt at craps & end up working for a mob boss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmic Kid
I wish there were snapping turtles in Utah.