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Originally Posted by accadacca
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Originally Posted by accadacca
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Hah! If it were my kid, she'd say "Wake up, Jerkoff!".Quote:
Originally Posted by oldno7
Perhaps only you & the (older) Brits understand!Quote:
Originally Posted by accadacca
I hated that song.
I actually watched that happen at a Supercross... the rider had put new fork seals in and forgot to tighten the stantion tube bolts in the bottoms of the forks. The dude flew off Plaza Peak, full throttle, tapped out in 6th gear and the forks and front wheel flew off. They were still hanging from the bike by the front brake cable... but the resulting crash was spectacular!Quote:
Originally Posted by oldno7
Climb-Utah.com
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Just another brick in the wall
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While trying to avoid hitting a cat, I lost control of my motorbike and ended up in a ditch.
I crawled out of the ditch, and a beautiful woman came to help me asking "Are you okay?" "I'm okay I think," I said as I got up.
She said, “Come, get in my car. I’ll take you to my place to clean up, it's just up the road. You can get cleaned up and I'll check you're okay." "That's good of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would be happy"
"Oh, come on, I’m a nurse," she said "We need to see if you are injured." Well I couldn't say no, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't be happy."
We arrived at her place and after cleaning up, she checked that I didn't have any major injuries and offered me a drink. We had couple of drinks, but I was feeling guilty and said, "I feel better now, but I know my wife's going to be really annoyed so I'd better go now."
"Don't be daft" she said, "Stay a bit. She won't know anything. I suppose she'll be at home, right?" "Well, no" I said," she must still be in the ditch..
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Yeah.........this! :haha:
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just curious---how come ya can't poke old women:ne_nau:
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