Granted... but now there's not a single remaining player who was on the team prior to your wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kent K25
I wish I could walk on water.
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Granted... but now there's not a single remaining player who was on the team prior to your wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kent K25
I wish I could walk on water.
Wish is granted, but dangit if you aren't a quadriplegic....so you ain't walking no where.
I wish I'd invented a multi-billion dollar idea.
:friday:Wish granted, but while curing genital warts, the side effects made you have multiple orgasms every time you said the word "happy".Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
I admit - I was slightly enibriated when I typed that. :cheers: :friday:
I wish a dollar fell out of my nose every time I sneezed.
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Originally Posted by shlingdawg
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! That's seriously not a bad gig. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!! Hey, it's working. HAHA!
Wish granted but along with every dollar falling out of your nose, you lose a tooth with each dollar. So guess what? You aren't rich and you are are toothless.
My wish: I wish to become as flexible as a circus freak.
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Grandma, Happy Birthday to you."
"O" times 4 in front of grandma. :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
The "O" word and grandma just don't look right in the same sentence. Kinda freaks me out actually. HAHA!!
We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:
Granted, but the only man you can get is the bearded lady with a penis. :lol8:Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
I wish I could have 4 'O's in front of your Grandma. :roflol: (Sorry, bad LOAH)
Goodness this is a one way ticket to the Rubbish bin with all you dirty boys. :nono:
What good is a man if he does not have a dirty mind? I would not know what to do with him!?!?!?! :ne_nau:
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Originally Posted by abirken
I would appreciate it, if we kept it clean enough to not have to move this. I thought about editing your posts, and I thought about moving it and I didn't want to do either.
Let's try and keep the "general" discussion section family friendly.
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Originally Posted by abirken
Granted, but as the circus tricks get boring, you have to shift roles to the bearded lady.
I wish the Kite Runner were a happier movie.
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Originally Posted by DiscGo
Granted, but then Iran messed up their plutonium mixture and turned half the world into a solid sheet of glass.
I wish I found a genie in a lamp that gave me three wishes.
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Originally Posted by DiscGo
OOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKKKKK DAaaaaD!!! I mean Dan.
See I knew we'd get busted guys. HAHA!!!! Seriously, I didn't start it. :2thumbs:
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Originally Posted by abirken
That would be me.
My bad. :ne_nau: :ne_nau:
I'm going to blame the midnight sun of Anchorage. I haven't seen the moon since Monday night. :2thumbs:
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Originally Posted by shlingdawg
It's ok. We'll get over this thread crisis. HEHE!! Ok! Back to the game. PG-rated please. :lol8:
Wish granted, but the genie stroked out before you could complete the first wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by shlingdawg
I wish I were a rockstar.
OK, you are now a star made of solid rock in a galaxy far, far away.Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
I wish the voices in my head would go away.
Granted, but then your latest album tanks, you can't handle failure and fame, become addicted to pills and booze, and end up in rehab (or worse, look like a female version of the bloated Elvis :eek2: )Quote:
Originally Posted by "abirken
I wish I could fly
-SJ
Granted, but your ability to fly is not unline the "Greatest American Hero", and due to your poor ability to fly, you get sucked up in to the engine of a plane.Quote:
Originally Posted by canyonphile
http://allfunteevee.files.wordpress....rican-hero.jpg
Granted, but it will only get worse before it gets better. The sacrifice required for your voices to go away is the death of loved ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
Redrum, redrum!!!!
http://philzine.files.wordpress.com/...g-with-axe.jpg
I wish that I never had to sleep.
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Originally Posted by DiscGo
Your wish is granted but then you turn into a zombie after several days of no sleep and scare the hell out of your wife and kids and they never want to see you again.
I wish I could see into the future.
So sorry. It was getting out of balance with disgusting sappiness and goodwill. I had to do something to restore the natural yin and yang. :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
Granted, but in your haste to become wealthy, you completly disrupt the space/time continuum. Way to go Marty McFly.Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
I wish donuts didn't make you fat. Nom nom nom.
There is nothing fat about you! Eat away. But you eat so many they get to be gross after a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by shlingdawg
I wish I could live in Hawaii and do Hula every day for my job.
Granted, but you get so sun burned that it hurts to breath and you are still forced to hula for all the fat tourists.Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish my cars would stop breaking down.
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FREAKY!11!!11!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=3440385
Motorcyclist killed in collision with deer
Granted, then instant human teleportation is invented and cars are now obsolete.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaxx
I wish I had more time.
Granted... you are committed to an insane asylum and spend the rest of your life in a white padded room in a straight jacket.Quote:
Originally Posted by shlingdawg
I wish I knew everything.
you do, but no one like a know it all and you don't have any friends left.
i wish i had time to travel to all the places i'd like to see
wish granted.......but you lose all your money in a hedge fund and no longer have the financial means to travel......Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
I wish I could spend May thru Oct in Utah and Nov thru April down South...
Wish granted but Utah falls into the ocean with California before you can get there and NOLA ends up another hurricane disaster. So you settle for Colorado.
:2thumbs:
I wish I didn't just eat that bowl of ice cream two days before a belly dance performance.
Granted. Instead, you have a tomato salad, get totally sick w/salmonella, and miss the belly dance performance.Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
I wish I had a personal assistant to run my errands :mrgreen:
-SJ
Granted, but you find yourself yelling at your assitant "You aren't going to Paris!", and you realize you have become a bad person.
I wish I worked at "The Office". Not be on the TV show, but have the office in which I work be the exact same as the show (with the same people)
Granted... but the constant flow of stupidity saps your intellect and you wind up in a wheel chair with a nurse named Helga to wipe the drool from your chin.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish I could telecomute to work.
:haha:
Done, but you can't telecommute back from work.Quote:
I wish I could telecomute to work.
I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:
[/quote]I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:[/quote]
granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.
I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:[/quote]
granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.[/quote]
Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:
granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.[/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:[/quote]
opps! i wish SUWA were pro development, mining, atv and loved potato guns. :roflol:
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Originally Posted by denaliguide
Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:[/quote]
opps! i wish SUWA were pro development, mining, atv and loved potato guns. :roflol:[/quote]
Wish granted, but then the Utah and Mohave deserts are completely trashed by the ATV, development, mining and potato gun loving folks and it becomes unfit for the rest of us desert rats to explore. Sad.
I wish everyone loved cats.
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Originally Posted by abirken
Granted, and as a result fewer beef is consumed because cat becomes the number one menu item.
I wish that I had earned my eagle scout :(
To Discgo:
Your wish to become an Eagle scout is granted but problem is, you live in China where they eat cats and don't have a Boy Scouts of AMERICA. hehe!!!
I wish my cat would stop peeing in the corner.