POOF! granted but now you have two hotels to run and no guide to help you out!! AAAHHHHHHH!
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POOF! granted but now you have two hotels to run and no guide to help you out!! AAAHHHHHHH!
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Originally Posted by greyhair biker
You have nothing that you want to wish for? :ne_nau:
Is that really possible? There are already too many to explore in one lifetime. :haha:Quote:
I wish there were more canyons and hikes around me!
This is true, but there are sure getting less to choose from when trying not to repeat any! :popcorn: You amaze me at all you have done Scott!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Patterson
...OOPS! I spaced it - I wish I never had to worry about money again - here we go...Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
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Originally Posted by greyhair biker
Poof! Granted..... your wife leaves you. She takes everything you have ever worked for. But thats okay because you are single and free and wild. You meet a goddess... she is everything you ever wanted. She is rich too and you have everything you want for years..... and you don't have to work and you can't spend enough.
Then she leaves you and takes everything .... you are broke... no more goddess.. nothing. You are homeless.
I wish I had a really nice camera.. like a medium format!
POOF! but now you have to decide on hiking or photography.
...I wish Tanya had a bombproof case for her new camera!
...and the goddess sucks big!
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Originally Posted by greyhair biker
Poof! Wish granted... and its ultra light and small too. :haha:
I wish...... Your Goddess did not 'suck' :nod:
POOF! now she does other things(moderate moderate) --had to beat 'beech to the punch
I wish the goddess was a supermodel that wasnt stuck on herself
Poof! You have your wish, but she lets herself go and she gets up to 400lbs. :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by greyhair biker
I wish I had someone to proofread all my stuff, so I did not have to read it after writing.
POOF! but the guys' a hunk and you dont get a damn thing done all day....oh , that was supposed to be bad...
....I wish I could see Mount Erebis erupt in Antarctica like it is right now.
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Originally Posted by greyhair biker
~smile~ Its hard to be mean, but it sort of grows on a person. :haha:
You get to see but it gets out of control and you are running for your life.
I wish the weather would stay just like it is today all winter!
Be careful what you wish for :haha:
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."
So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, "You now have 3 wishes."
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"
Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"
Granted but with no moisture everything dies out, and water is 10x as much next summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I owned a nice boat.
Poof! Granted.... :ne_nau: but you got a lemon!Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
I wish I had a nice boat :nod: too! Lake Powell time is soon to come! :2thumbs:
POOF! but now you have to drive for an hour to get to the shore and there's not enough water left to boat in....oh wait, that's already happened...
....I wish I lived closer to Lake Powell...
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Originally Posted by greyhair biker
Oh yeah.... keep going... it drains and now its hiking paradise! :2thumbs: Who needs a boat anyway. :ne_nau:
You get to live closer to Lake Powell, but now you have to leave your good paying job, everyone you know and move to Southern Utah and live on the wages here.
already looked into southern utah...still considering the possibilities but nothing on the plate yet....I wish I could teleport there anytime and anywhere.
....and you didnt make a wish! :nono: