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Is she naked in that mugshot?
She may not have been charged if she were hot. :lol8:
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Is she naked in that mugshot?
She may not have been charged if she were hot. :lol8:
Wait... They sell sex toys at Wal-Mart?
Teen suffers broken neck after giving blow job to seventeen men to celebrate 17th birthday
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/tee...17th-birthday/
A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year old flamethrower.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/eld...-flamethrower/
"They shouldn’t face any criminal charges. but may have problems when it comes to claiming their insurance policies, as damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games is rarely covered.
A case involving a Gatling gun in 2004 and another involving a rocket launcher in 2011 have made their way to court, and in both cases the insurance company didn’t have to pay anything to the claimants."
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Note to self: Shop for home owners insurance that covers damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games.
Pennsylvania woman threw knife at boyfriend because he refused to eat
https://www.foxnews.com/us/pennsylva...eat-police-say
Local Crazy...
https://www.ksl.com/article/50000178...oom-police-say
Oh wow...Quote:
Originally Posted by double moo
Yup. She sat there and watched him slowly kill himself for hours... and didn't do a damn thing to stop it. And then desecrated his body afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by double moo
Crazy nothin' - this chick is a soulless bitch.
What is this one for?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
^^^For the win!!!
Attachment 95246
https://rare.us/rare-humor/projectil...campaign=faves
’]Dearing raised her dress up to her midsection and began projectile defecating all over the office while screaming that she had Coronavirus and needed treatment. The Walmart loss prevention officer immediately retreated into the corner of the office to avoid getting hit with Dearing’s flying poop and called for backup.’
:bootyshake::topes::peepwall:
That's a bad day at the office...
We don't seem to have an AOC thread, so I'll put this here...pretty juicy rant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wplxNNXrMuY
https://i.postimg.cc/hvPvDrKr/WTF.jpg
This world has definitely gone crazy.
I can't imagine anyone actually following such ridiculous advice.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/corona...vity-1.5090359Quote:
TORONTO -- Canada’s top doctor dispensed some important sexual education today for those attempting to date during a pandemic: consider wearing a mask during sex.
Dr. Theresa Tam put out a statement Wednesday that covered how best to keep yourself safe from COVID-19 while engaging in sexual intercourse.
No problem...just screw like an animal. Forget all the cuddly and romantic stuff. Pretend you just me her in a bar a half hour ago and now you're in the back of a pickup truck. If she wants to wear a mask?...well that's OK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Imagine your gullibility has you so gripped with fear from reading the #Fakenews headlines that you'll commit to wearing a surgical mask during sex.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/a8...bc4d408cfe.jpg
I reckon this whole thing is aimed at the hookups. Quite frankly, if I had her job I'd refuse to release a statement like that. I'd just tell the government "I'm not going to tell people to wear a mask during sex for Christ's sake! Let the Prime Minister make a fool out of himself by releasing this nonsense". Of course I'd likely be fired.
They are such party poopers...you can't even make out with a girl anymore. That's the problem with liberals...they take the fun out of everything.
Heard today on the radio that John Cleese (Monty Python, who's very much against the "cancel culture") has been asking for someone to provide him with a "woke" joke.
Says he figures he'll be waiting forever because they don't exist.
delaware-maga-hat-theft-hate-crime-charges
Check out the meat for brains in action on this video...
For Christ's sake, why bother? When women get after it, they sure are sloppy.
Typical entitled white snowflakes who think the world revolves around them and their politics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron
Now they're staring down possibly 15 years in the clink. Stupidity has consequences...
Not sure how I feel about this. Need more investigation.
Attachment 95359
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief...F5DuQHZrE-ky3w
West Jordan woman arrested Friday after police say she shot boy with arrow from rooftop
https://www.ksl.com/article/50057275...w-from-rooftop
2 Women get into a major accident on I-15 over the freshness of the food at Cafe Rio in Colorado vs Utah.
One of the women gets so caught up in her argument that she grabs the steering wheel and intentionally drives the car into a light pole going freeway speeds. :roflol:
https://www.ksl.com/article/50069364...riminal-charge
A few pretty good laughs in the comments section.
Oh yeah...I reckon it's mostly Bat Shit Crazy with the occasional lady. Well good for her...at least the person that did this spelled "underestimate" correctly.
I was just going to say that it's at least spelled right.
If Biden does get in, and the Georgia Senate falls to the Dems, we might as well dedicate this thread to congress.
Gender confusion and science denial is apparently their top priority, with this ludicrous stunt, along with their house rules to forbid any gendered roles titles ( father, mother, sister, etc).
Attachment 95977
https://thefederalist.com/2021/01/04...Eqe2nA_jApG8b4
Not really sure why this is in the "Bitches Be Crazy" thread since the article is about some asinine stunt that a male pastor pulled recently.
Seriously, how old is Pastor Emanuel Cleaver? "...Amen and Awoman"? That's some Jr High school bullshit right there.
The word "Amen" isn't even a gendered word. :roll: Why not just go through the entire English vocabulary and wherever the letters M-E-N are found together in any word or phrase replace it with Men and Women....just so that all the fragile, triggered women out there won't get their precious feelings hurt.
AMENQuote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/13461...jpg&name=small
I put it here becauseQuote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
1. It's a crazy stunt that master virtue signaler pulled that is just asinine, bass ackwards, and contradicts itself and the leftist gender idiology in several ways.
2. How do you know the gender of this Pastor? Did you just assume their gender? (How dare you?)
3. Whatever the gender of the Pastor is, the driving force behind this move was that his genitals have been handed over to and is being controlled by the radical left, and he loves it. Thus, this move was mastered by the crazy bitches in Washington.
Fixed it for you. Why do you have to be so exclusive?Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin