POOF! you are now my pilot and have to fly me all over the islands but thats okay cause you own a helicopter tour business...youre well off. :2thumbs: I wish I had a guide business on the islands
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POOF! you are now my pilot and have to fly me all over the islands but thats okay cause you own a helicopter tour business...youre well off. :2thumbs: I wish I had a guide business on the islands
Granted but it is on Bird Island in Utah lake. Business is not well :haha:
I wish I enjoyed gardening.
POOF - you LOVE it , you just cant keep the 'locals' out of your 'stash' - you grow sugar cane BTW...good 'gardening'area for the local gold :lol8:
I wish it was June already...Id be in hawaii right now brah.
Granted but the time goes as fast as it went and you are right back in Winter.
I wish that I had 20/20 foresight.
I decided to try and bring "Corrupt a Wish" back.
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.
Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million dollars.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.
Second Wind (starting now):
I wish that I had the powers of Superman. So I could do cool stuff, and never have ankle problems.
Granted, but Wonder Woman gives you kryptonite herpes and your gear falls off.
I wish I could rid the world of disease without destroying all the humans. :2thumbs:
Granted, you find the miracle cure for all diseases but you drop the only vial of miracle cure and it breaks allover the lab floor, never again to be regained or used.
I wish I could have an open ended plane ticket to several destinations around the world.
Granted but your open ended plane ticket lands you on Oceanic 815 and you crash on the Island (from the TV show lost).
I wish that work were optional.
Work is optional, but then the great recreational spots are overflowing with people who hate working as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish I would win the lottery (if I played it)
Your winning lottery ticket wish is granted but you don't win afterall b/c the ticket blows away in a monsoon style wind, blowing the ticket over the edge of a canyon and into the raging Colorado current. You gonna jump? HAHA!! :lol8:
I wish I didn't have to do laundry.
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Originally Posted by abirken
Granted but now you walk around naked all the time.
I wish I was on a boat for weeks with the man of my dreams and no one else around.
Granted, but the only food is saltine crackers and lima beans and the only water comes from the toilet tank. And neither of you brought a toothbrush.Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I could turn invisible and visible again at will.
Granted - but the ability short circuits after passing through a metal detector and you become visible in the ladies bathroom at the Energy Solutions Arena........ :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
I wish I could clone all the best features and traits from the main men who have been in my life into one fantastic man! :2thumbs:
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Originally Posted by savanna3313
But you have changed over time and those things are no longer what you want.
I wish I could live next door to Savanna :)
Poof! However, the house to the north isn't available, therefore in order to live next door, you are now living in the middle of Wasatch Blvd :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I could transport myself (beam me up Scotty!) to all my favorite places thus eliminating air travel (which I hate!)
granted. but you can only stay 5 minutes before you have to re-enter the portal.
i wish i could read womens minds. :roflol:
Granted! But you're gay. :roflol:
I wish it was legal. You know...
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Originally Posted by denaliguide
Granted, but all the hatred towards you that you are now able to interpret is too much for you.
I wish that my parents were super fit, and able to do more cool stuff.
disclaimer: i'm gonna use my own folks in this one cause i'd never dis your parents bro.
'yes, but now they can out run/climb/play you and wont give you a moments' peace.
i wish i didnt have to learn patience by breaking my friggin arm in two... :lol8:
Granted, but you broke your neck instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by greyhair biker
I wish I was a jedi.
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Originally Posted by Don
This is good since you have an odd taste in women from the ones on your avatar. (I always liked the green belly dancers myself) The only problem is the ususal female parts are missing from your selections, but then Jedi can't really have women can they? So you can have this wish. :lol8:
I wish it was a few weeks later and I was healthy and elsewhere.
Granted, but "elsewhere" is a Federal PrisonQuote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I had a Ferrari Enzo
Oh.... someone that does not know me well. I might enjoy being in a Federal Prison. :lol8:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kent K25
http://damox.com/cars/wallpaper/Ferr..._Enzo_pink.jpg
Problem is you got it in hot pink so you got beat up by females when they felt you invaded their territory and you foolishly parked in the wrong part of town. Then they cried rape since men are always the bad guys and those little innocent women were who everyone believed. Wonder if you would like it there? :cool2:
Wish successfully corrupted...
But you didn't state your next wish so I'm stealing it....
I wish I could swim underwater without the necessity of surfacing for air
Granted but your a carp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kent K25
I wish I were out climbing or hiking instead of here at work.
granted ... but now you're jabba the hutt, and you pretty much can't moveQuote:
Originally Posted by Don
i wish for more wilderness protection
Granted, but now it's SO protected that no one is allowed to visit, ever. The park rangers carry M-16's and shoot on site.Quote:
Originally Posted by stefan
I wish I was Jabba the Hut. Jabba is a pimp. :haha:
granted, but you hit your lever by mistake and get digested for eternity by sarlaccQuote:
Originally Posted by Don
i wish i knew what to wish for
Granted, but you wish for global warming to end and it does when the next ice age starts and immediately plunges the world into minus degrees and snow up to your ego.
I wish the price of oil would drop to $2 per barrel again.
sweet ... then i'll be ski touring to my heart's content. and if hell freezes over, i'll ski there too!Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
granted but now so many people are traveling that there are hundreds of people crowding the subject of your photos.Quote:
I wish the price of oil would drop to $2 per barrel again.
i wish the folks on bogley would just Quityerbitchin
Granted, but now no one posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by stefan
I wish I had a motorcycle.
Are you Quityerbitchin Stefan?
Granted, but you hit a deer on your way home from buying it and kill the deer, & your bike. You now drink through a straw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaxx
I wish there were a lot more zero calorie foods.
Granted, you get more zeros when your favorite food goes from 100 to 100,000 calories per serving....and tastes much better, too.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but we all become miserable and soon discover how much fun it is to pick on France, and soon begin WW3.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
I wish I had a white water kayak.
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Originally Posted by trackrunner
Granted, you pay 2 grand for a decent kayak, and accidentally sink it on your first run.
I wish it were acceptable to tell customers you don't like to take their business elsewhere.
Granted... but nobody wants to buy from you and you wind up destitute and living in your car.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish the movie genre of the 80's would come back.
Granted, but there was no electricity in the 1780's, so you have to watch them one frame at a time by candlelight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
I wish I could be in two places at the same time.
granted but it turns out that you are in the same place two times instead.
i wish i was totally out of debt
Granted... but having been sawed in half, you survive only by the assistance of medical miracles and you can never have sex again.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
I wish I could get a good nights rest.
Granted, but you never wake up and instead, die in your sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
I wish the Jazz didn't suck