Corrupt a Wish

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11-16-2006, 04:38 PM
Mtnbiker

:lol8: I am laughing my butt off at you guys, great topic! I just saw the post and thought I'd join in too.

I wish..... (since Windwalker didn't) that I was standing at the top of Honeycomb canyon right now with wifey, with nothing but 3' of fresh powder below me :haha: C'mon, bring it!
11-16-2006, 04:50 PM
Brewhaha

Granted, but just as you realize what kind of powder it is, the DEA comes in and hauls you away.

I wish I was able to discover giant arches like Scott Patterson.
11-16-2006, 04:57 PM
Mtnbiker

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haha.. Granted, but in process the wish got distorted and all you can find is the GOLDEN arches!

I wish I was flying downhill on the Porcupine trail at Snowbasin :ride:
11-16-2006, 05:03 PM
Brewhaha

Granted, but as you are flying along you see a smelly dark opening and realize you are on porcupine tail instead.

I wish I was just four-wheeling this weekend instead of fixing four-wheeler trails.
11-16-2006, 05:15 PM
Mtnbiker

Granted!

But.. you are on this -> http://uutah.com/forum/files/awesome-atv-aa1.jpg
and you are at the DUNES baby!

I wish I could work from home and not have to go into the stupid office every day.
11-16-2006, 05:16 PM
Windwalker

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Originally Posted by Brewhaha

Granted, but as you are flying along you see a smelly dark opening and realize you are on porcupine tail instead.

I wish I was just four-wheeling this weekend instead of fixing four-wheeler trails.

Well you got your wish and your out four-wheeling on that four-wheeler trail that needs fixing and you break down on that trail because no one fixed that trail because they were out four-wheeling.

Man, could you follow that rambling sentence?

I wish I were going to heaven instead of hell. But at least I'll be in fine company.
11-16-2006, 07:26 PM
greyhair biker

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Originally Posted by savanna3313

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Originally Posted by greyhair biker

Is it unfair that my wish is already being granted? :ne_nau: and I LIKE it! :haha:

It's only unfair that you haven't shared what that wish is that's already being granted. :ne_nau:

:popcorn:

..... :2thumbs: hot, teasing women on a wish list - that talk to you....for free :naughty:
11-16-2006, 09:13 PM
tanya

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Originally Posted by Windwalker

I wish I were going to heaven instead of hell. But at least I'll be in fine company.

Poof! Granted! :2thumbs: --- but you are so lonely in heaven. None of the Uutah crew made it there! :ne_nau: (Those garmets must not be all they are cracked up to be)

I wish the Uutah gang had unlimited internet time while at work. :popcorn:
11-16-2006, 09:18 PM
Sombeech

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Originally Posted by tanya

I wish the Uutah gang had unlimited internet time while at work. :popcorn:

We get fired from our jobs, and start charging membership fees for income.

I wish going to the gym 4X a week actually got me in better shape.
11-16-2006, 09:42 PM
Windwalker

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Originally Posted by tanya

:ne_nau: (Those garmets must not be all they are cracked up to be)

Lost those rights many years ago. But I'm still trying to behave. :2thumbs:
11-16-2006, 09:46 PM
Windwalker

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Originally Posted by Sombeech

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Originally Posted by tanya

I wish the Uutah gang had unlimited internet time while at work. :popcorn:

We get fired from our jobs, and start charging membership fees for income.

I wish going to the gym 4X a week actually got me in better shape.

OK Arnold Sombeech, you got your wish but you also become govenor of UTAH.

Wish I had more time to visit San Rafael and brave enough to do all the things you Canyoneers do.
11-16-2006, 11:32 PM
accadacca

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Originally Posted by Windwalker

Wish I had more time to visit San Rafael and brave enough to do all the things you Canyoneers do.

Granted, but yer car gets washed away in a flash flood. :lol8:

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I wish I wasn't so busy this week.

But I do have plans to ride motorcycles next Friday and I am off Wed-Sun. I plan to werk short days on Mon & Tues, just kick around the office. Looking forward to next week...:nod: :2thumbs:
11-17-2006, 03:20 AM
greyhair biker

POOF! granted, but now you have to spend the extra time looking for a new job!
11-17-2006, 07:31 AM
tanya

Quote:

Originally Posted by greyhair biker

..... :2thumbs: hot, teasing women on a wish list - that talk to you....for free :naughty:

I told you women was what is on his mind. :nod:
11-17-2006, 07:34 AM
tanya

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Originally Posted by greyhair biker

POOF! granted, but now you have to spend the extra time looking for a new job!

Wade! No wish!?!?!?!

I will make it for you..... I wish Wade comes home today to find a nudist group moved next door to him and several of the women are at his door inviting him over for a BBQ. :nod:
11-17-2006, 08:09 AM
Windwalker

Just a comment, not a "I wish"

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Originally Posted by accadacca

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Originally Posted by Windwalker

Wish I had more time to visit San Rafael and brave enough to do all the things you Canyoneers do.

Granted, but yer car gets washed away in a flash flood.

More truth than fiction to that, Shan warned me, after seeing a picture of my jeep parked at the mouth of Ernie canyon... I've never parked as such again and I've yet to get washed away. Good advice from someone I've never meet.
11-19-2006, 08:26 AM
accadacca

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Originally Posted by tanya

I will make it for you..... I wish Wade comes home today to find a nudist group moved next door to him and several of the women are at his door inviting him over for a BBQ. :nod: [/color]

Poof, but its a polygamist family and they want you to join. :bootyshake:

I wish winter was shorter. :cold:
11-19-2006, 03:02 PM
Windwalker

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Originally Posted by accadacca

I wish winter was shorter. :cold:

I wish your wish to come true, not much of a winter person myself. But with your wish you just shortened the skiing season and all your snow loving friends now despise you, not to mention the mountains start to become deserts as well. Now I'm mad at you. Such is life.....

I wish that making a living didn't get in the way of living.
11-19-2006, 03:12 PM
Brewhaha

Granted, you no longer have to worry about making a living. But the other people in your communal cult won't allow you to set foot an any canyon because they are yonic and prohibits the visit to mountains because they are phallic.

I wish the Utah Jazz record wasn't a mirage.
11-20-2006, 07:47 AM
tanya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewhaha

Granted, you no longer have to worry about making a living. But the other people in your communal cult won't allow you to set foot an any canyon because they are yonic and prohibits the visit to mountains because they are phallic.

I wish the Utah Jazz record wasn't a mirage.

Poof! Granted --- but what in the heck is the Jazz record anyway. :ne_nau:

I wish there were more canyons and hikes around me!

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