Next time I'm waiting an hour at the Dr, after they chose the time, I'd better walk in and see a pool of bloodQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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Next time I'm waiting an hour at the Dr, after they chose the time, I'd better walk in and see a pool of bloodQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
:roflol:Classic Regan. ^^^^
So.....your wife is "Dr. Sammy?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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Don't be a dumbass, my wife sent me the meme, I have no clue who started it or do I care. I never claimed she created it. There is enough stupid on the web without you contributing. Thanks for playing...Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
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Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Wow. Salty.
You must be a Patriots fan. :haha:
Nope, but my tolerance for stupid is low today.Quote:
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Just glancing at the markets, I think I could guess why...
^^^Speaking of Bald Eagles...attached is an unedited photo of a Bald Eagle claw.
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That's terrifying!
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Would be EXCRUCIATINGLY painfully American if this picture showed the parking lot with someone in a Camaro eating a delicious Apple Pie.
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I knew he was a hack right from the start. His bell-bottoms don't fully cover his shoes. :roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by accadacca
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, Have a Strong Romantic Streak and a Good Sense of Humour.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the electric sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor..
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
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...love it when a plan comes together...Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
There is a particular reason for this...I reckon windminstrel will get a kick out of it.
Limes are just so punk rock, y'know?
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I've always found a few limes walking to the graveyard to dig up her bones to be quite refreshing !
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So many choices...
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I recently changed my shift at the U, Sunday - Wednesday 4 - 10's.
This is me on Thursday around 11 am.
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1st Shot of the year??
On to I-80 Eastbound. I was able to pull it together for the rest of my round.
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Originally Posted by DirkHammergate
Whoaaa--your skinny, have a big head and your apparent, only ball is resting on a stick.....
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Shhhhush. That's only OUR secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by oldno7