Lol nice
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Lol nice
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http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2014/03/ywudynb.jpg
Wait til he gets it home and figures out he needs electricity.
Wait 'til the delivery boy unpacks it for the customer, then goes home and wonders "now where the hell did I leave my sunglasses?"
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It's the same in the UK too.
:roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
The ones on the left are women.
The ones on the right are tarts .
(we know they're the same in this instance, apart from the last row, in which case they are both twats with false teeth)
[I have no idea who any of them are]
This is a real tart:
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A man tells his date that he is a Doctor, maybe even a brain surgeon, in an effort to impress her - to make himself look better than admitting he writes Apple code for a living.Quote:
Originally Posted by accadacca
For the same date the woman spent half of her day getting her hair done, applying just the right amount of make up, buying a new push up bra and those nifty Spanx slimmers, and finally disquising her pheremones in the fabulous new perfume of the day. She looks hot! Acutally she looks like any normal woman, like any of those on the left in the above shots.
When she finds out he isn't a doctor he is slaughtered in social media, he is a no good liar, women cannot trust him, his social life is over... just as well move to another community. It really was easy to catch him in this lie - he made no effort to look like, act like, or speak like an educated physician... just flapped his lips wrong for a brief second.
On the other hand her disquise is perpetuated for years, never leaving the house without getting done up first, avoiding playful dates where one may get wet or dirty, maintaining a mysterious aura of beauty at all times... men must not know the truth until they have purchased the cow.
Which is the bigger lie?
Men - Teach your sons the truth!
Men - teach your sons to not quote the whole darn post just posted half a page up, especially when it's a long line of images. Then the reader of the new post might separate the wheat from the chaff.Quote:
Originally Posted by double moo
:roll:
[Is there an emoticon for someone chewing a wasp? :mrgreen:]
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob L
To quote Mr. Chris Rock on the topic of women and makeup: Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
http://bingenow.com/video?vidid=682
The third girl down looks a hell of a lot better without all that crap on her face.
Point taken...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob L
If asked, I say "yes, I am wrong", but deep down I know I am right and that is good enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by accadacca
Signed,
A Happily Married Man
Fixed it for you:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred72
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...03/kFybIty.gif
Thanks. Do you just post the Web link?
I just right clicked on the image, copied, and pasted. I didn't need the link or anything, just a straight copy and paste of the image into the postQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred72
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Originally Posted by Sombeech
Looks like the FOPS did its job -- though a waterproof canopy would've been nice. :lol8:
:haha:
Dang! Did that happen to you too??!! :nono:Quote:
Originally Posted by oldno7
:lol8:
AA Milne at his best. Is Winnie the Pooh known / popular in the US? Where does one play Pooh sticks in America?Quote:
Originally Posted by accadacca
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