Yes, you got me. I hate typing on my stupid phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by twotimer
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Yes, you got me. I hate typing on my stupid phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by twotimer
I think those would both be considered home court advantage for you. I'd say a fun one would be the crest from guardsman to the bottom of Mill D. If you walk up puke hill you are assessed a 2 minute penalty. Or maybe guardsman, crest, big water all the way down to the Wasatch Dr park and ride.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Bullshit...start at the top of Bull Run and the first one to the bottom of Portal wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by uintafly
I can't do it at all. It takes me a half hour to type "How ya doin'" on my phone. I envy people who can blaze the phone keyboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by BasinCruiser
That's so cute you think I race for fun... :lol8:Quote:
Originally Posted by uintafly
I race to crush all other competitor's, to see them drag their sorry ass in after me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Pick your course, but we're doing laps. Now that I'm old I only race one DH a year and that's at the World Senior Games. These days it takes much too long to heal from a big crash to race DH just for fun.
FWIW - Anywhere in Utah is pretty much a home court advantage to me.
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So reading between the lines here, it looks like we are putting up our women folk as booty for the winner.... :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
And twotimer, when I think about riding next to cliffs with you for some reason I keep thinking of the chariot race scene in Ben Hur. I have a feeling some shenanigans would happen and I may take a tumble.
But on second thought, you'd be so far behind by that point that it wouldn't matter. :roflol:
My women folk all carry... they'd probably scare the snot out of a liberal like you... LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by uintafly
Yeah, Ben Hur...that dude got gnarled out, didn't he?Quote:
Originally Posted by uintafly
That's what happens when you go up against conservative alpha male type A personalities.
Wasn't this thread about the bucktoothed wonder?
It was, but this is more fun than meme's about some New YorkerQuote:
Originally Posted by twotimer
Back on track....
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I don't know man, that looks pretty scary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
The only thing I'd want her lookin' at like that is my tallywhacker.
Seriously?!? Get a look at those chompers... ya just know she's going to painfully rake you.Quote:
Originally Posted by twotimer
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Ahhh...you can work around that.
I learned a long time ago It was a really bad idea to stick my dick in stupid, and they don't come any dumber then her. YMMV, or perhaps your just a slow learner... ROFLMAO
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Holy shit, really?!
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like the Jeep CHEROKEE?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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Originally Posted by Sombeech
Well, they say it's either going to be Biden, Bernie or Beto that ends up against Trump. Warren blew herself up.
I wonder is they'll be able to pull another "savior" out of nowhere?
It's much to early to make predictions, Obama was barely in the picture at this time for the 2008 election while Hillary thought she had it already in the bag.Quote:
Originally Posted by twotimer
Guess which politician is complaining about #FakeNews....
Ocasio-Cortez bashes Politico article as 'birdcage lining'
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/oca...says-is-gossip
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Where's the old man in the sky with the big white beard??? :twisted:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Did you just assume his gender?Quote:
Originally Posted by uintafly
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Originally Posted by Sombeech
Boom!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sombeech
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day. But instead of furlough how about forfeit. Congress... do your job!
Partial government shutdown Ocasio Cortez calls for furlough of congressional salaries
https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics...ional-salaries
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Truth...
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Here's an interesting article about what "democratic socialism" has done to Venezuela -- from the perspective of a Venezuelan.
Seriously, why do folks continue to romanticize socialism in any form? Have they never cracked a history book?
https://www.investors.com/politics/c...avez-poverty/#