^^^ Exactly. If he can do that against the Patriots in Foxborough, I'm betting he can do a pretty good job of winging it just about anywhere.Quote:
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^^^ Exactly. If he can do that against the Patriots in Foxborough, I'm betting he can do a pretty good job of winging it just about anywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by nelsonccc
The Injuns is where all the best players go to get injured in their first week. Several years ago I remember I drafted LT - I was stoked until he got a season ending injury in week two. Then two years ago I was stoked when I drafted Tom Brady - who then got a season ending injury in week one. And now in week one my star RB David Johnson is out for three months with wrist surgery.
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Big Ballz should change his name to the Bengals... he puts up 147 points and still gets owned.
I had a couple guys on the bench that would have made the difference. /facepalmQuote:
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With Drew Brees heading into a bye week and Acca matched up against Ice this week, it appears the Big Balls may shrink to a sad 0 - 5. :wedgie:
Ice had the great add yesterday of TB's TE. I was thinking of adding him too but thought I'd wait a week. My loss.
The difference between 1st place and last place...
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^^^ Haha, yeah I was just noticing that the other day. Seventh place on points, but first place by luck.
I've witnessed this several times over the years, the law of averages always catches up to such teams in the end, it's a long season.Quote:
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I love Alex Smith.
At one point I had a 12% chance of winning...and then Alex went to work. 320+ yards and 3 TDs later and the sad-sacks come away with the win.
Do you believe in miracles? I might actually get my first win.
Well, I did make some great moves off the wire. [emoji106]
I picked up Watson to sub for Brees. He scored 38.77 and then Jacksonville scored 28.00. I grabbed them both off the wire. [emoji41]
Yeah i saw Jacksonville defense scored two TDs. Without that you'd have lost for sure.
I still have two guys playing on Monday night. [emoji108]
Ah yes. Well you should destroy ice this week then.
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Originally Posted by accadacca
My team is atrocious. They are all bottom feeders. I'm disgusted.
Sad Sac Injuin's just took a big kick to the nuts.
http://dailysnark.com/breaking-ezeki...on-reinstated/
It's only fitting. First David Johnson, and now this. I can't catch a break.Quote:
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Now you know why I renamed my team the "Sad-Sacks" from "Savage."
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Oh cry me a river.
Every other player on your roster scored in double digits over the weekend, so it can't be that bad to be you.
I've got Stafford on my bench if you're interested...
Yeah dude, your team is horrible.Quote:
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Iceaxe vs. Powderpuffs this week....
Under the "Points against" column Powderpuffs has 725 points...the lowest margin in the league by a long shot. Iceaxe should be prepared to have the worst performance of the season this week as Powderpuffs isn't winning by beating her opponents, but instead by cursing their opponent's team to post the lowest point totals of the season.
I'm just content that one of the two Burrows will be losing this week. :twisted:
You're right. Every time you make a joke about a woman being on her period I perform a satanic ritual using expired make up and bras that have lost their elasticity. In the interest of keeping your fantasy team healthy; buy your girl some chocolate and flowersQuote:
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....Or else my kicker will have a miraculous 21 point game and bury you
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^^^Yeah when I saw Hopkins dropped 30 points on you and you had a "16% chance of winning," I figured the Rats had it in the bag. And then your kicker went crazy. :roll:
My high school team finally got a W and moved out of last place...
Deshawn Watson tore his ACL in practice and is out for the season. Unbelievable...
There goes my season and anything that was possibly left of it.
So Houston sacrificed Watson's knee to the sports God's for a World Series Championship... got it...Quote:
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Fuller has been carrying my team at work. His stock just took a nose dive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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I just picked up Fuller in the Bogley league, just my luck.Quote:
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I saw that and was upset that I hadn't realized he was available!Quote:
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Not so much any more, huh?Quote:
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They are still bottom feeders but are now starting to produce!Quote:
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***AHEM***Quote:
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Sad-Sacks go up against Powderpuffs and suffer the lowest point total of everyone else in the league this week, as well as the lowest single game point total recorded all season (70.40 points ~ pathetic).
I've never seen anything like it. I have to wonder if she's made a deal with the devil or something. Or maybe she IS the devil. Regardless, this run of luck is rarely seen in any context, anywhere. Take her to Vegas.
I’ve got more points than the Puffs, yet I’m in 7th place?!?!? It’s riiiiiiiiged!!!
At one point there, PowderPuffs had an 80% chance of winning. And then Big Ben went to work and dropped 35 points on her, giving Sexy Rex the three point win.
Is....is she gonna be ok? Has anybody reached out to console her during this challenging time?
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Not that it would have mattered, but the team you played has been asleep at the wheel for the last 4 weeks.Quote:
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I proposed a trade for L. Bell several weeks ago and was denied. Ever since then one of the leagues best running backs has been sitting in the bench, while others in the starting lineup are on IR.
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Yeah I noticed that too. What's up with Cody? Isn't that nelsonccc's brother?
Must be a conspiracy to game the league.Quote:
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