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HAHA!
Look at this ass-clown!
Getting ready to make his big debut as a bold explorer. Ready to join the ranks of Shackleton, Lewis & Clark, Hillary & Norgay, and the like.
Pretty sure they would at least get out of bed before 9 a.m. on their explorations!
Bob, you're a joke. Your teammates talk, and they agree.
Get over yourself.
Who the hell are you and what's your problem with Slotmachine? Nice way to roll into the forum, dude.
Quite frankly, Bob is a badass. He's got a lot of respect around here...something you're choking with right off the bat.
Remember how you said in the other thread "Be careful Bob, your character is showing"?? Talk about calling the kettle black...Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
Sure, these canyons have been explored way before Bob did, however, he will be the first to publish them in great detail, which is what you are probably afraid of (and the other first explorers I'm sure).
But wild guess here, but he probably asked for beta and he wasn't given it or very little of it, etc. So Bob and his friends went in, explored it, took a bunch of notes, pictures, etc and is about to share it with the world. Again, just my wild guess, hence the preamble and hype leading up to it.
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And while we're on subject of ass-clowns how about telling us who we are actually talking with so we can understand which dog you have in this fight?Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
Or are you going to make me go over to CC and play detective to see who the IP address belongs to?
I'm just glad Bob is still alive. The last I heard, he went to West Canyon and then fell off the map. I thought perhaps he fell victim to a Ralstone or maybe that he had succumbed to the effects of climate change...
Thoroughly enjoying this thread. It's been a little while since we've had a good ole beat-your-chest beta war. :popcorn:
I know nothing on this topic, so why does this explanation sound so right?Quote:
Originally Posted by jman
I asked for no beta. We had zero beta. We didn't need any beta. We won't need any beta in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by jman
The rest is a good assessment.
Here's a quick and handy reference for those playing along at home and all those who have been to upper West before (so you know what canyon is being referred to):
Porcupine- Hall of Horrors
Cheetah- Happy Ending
Lynx- not previously explored
Leopard- Amnesia
Tiger- Arch Rival
Lion- Upper West Narrows
Ocelot- Humble Beginnings
Sabertooth- Cosmar (Romanian for "nightmare")
Bobcat- Full House
Well done Bob and crew. You saw some exquisite canyons.
Ya might want to look that one up, Bozo.Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
I never pass an opportunity to poke a snob in the eye.
Lewis. Happy?Quote:
Originally Posted by twotimer
Ohe yeah, Lets not forget the helicopter approach. The "Pussy' route - In keeping with the cat themeQuote:
Originally Posted by Jolly Green
Now that you mention it, doing things the very manliest way possible is a big deal to me too. I’ve always thought that the dudes that drive boats to West are pussies for not swimming the 27 miles from Antelope Marina. Swim you pansies! SWIM!
I remember feeling really manly after hauling a weeks worth of exploration gear overland to the top of West. I remember my leg not working properly afterwards, for a year. It has been such a manly problem to have. I remember Tony gorilla taping his toes every morning of that trip because the approach hike was so brutal that it basically dissolved his feet. He couldn’t wear shoes for three months afterwards. Manly, says I! @AbsoluteGravity , can we get a photo of those manly toes? I remember Sam vomiting his guts out for an hour after the approach. He is a very manly dude; he shaves after breakfast and has a full grown beard by lunch time, so we were rather impressed by his manly vomit, I tell you what. Steph has a calcification on the back of her heel from that week, mostly caused by the hike in and out. Carrying 43% of her own weight on the approach probably added some manliness to her heel, a good thing of course. We call the calcification her West bone spur. No doubt, if you hike so fu*king hard that you get a bone spur in one week, that qualifies as manly.
Because my canyon names are obviously not manly enough, I’m going to rename them: Chest Hair, Islay Scotch, Cuban Cigar, Bacon Buffet, Handlebar Mustache, Jock Strap, Welding Mask, Ron Swanson, and finally, Stainless Steel Trough Urinal.
There ya go kid. Now we can both feel manly.
^^^ LOL this thread just gets better and better.
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Originally Posted by Slot Machine
Oh yeah, the overland backpack trip where you were forgiving your teammates their permit fees to CARRY YOUR STUFF. weak
Exploration gear? What special gear do you carry for exploration that isn't just regular canyoneering gear? Does the teddy bear come along so you have someone to keep you company while your stronger and vastly more skilled teammates solve the problems?
Why the hell was your wife carrying so much stuff? unless some of it was yours...:roll: Carrying that much weight only speaks to your incompetence.
It's also sooooo manly to make your crew wait till 9 a.m. to start every day because you're cold and don't want to get out of your sleeping bag!
Sorry to interrupt two-timer jerking you off, back to your regularly scheduled programming...
Every post in this thread is like....Christmas morning.
Can't wait for the rebuttal...:popcorn:
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Oh sweetheart! I'd much rather jerk YOU off! Send me a PM, big boy!...let's hook up.Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
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Dude. Take it easy. How did you get jar full of my sweat?Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
You tortured them until they gave you the details about my vegan jerky? ... Wait a minute. ... There was an animal crashing through our camp during our nights in West. It kept waking us up. Was that you??Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
Yeah it is pretty weird when you get back from the middle of nowhere to discover there are like 235 people that know exactly where you have been hiking.Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
Please sign your real name. I need to get a restraining order against you. Also, could you please let my friends out of your basement?Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
Sounds like a pretty cool tattoo. Creepy, but cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
I got cold, really cold, but not that cold! *looks around for my rape whistle*Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
God damn, you creepy bastard! I wish that I was into what I'm doing as much as you are!Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan
I think you are a super big coward for not signing your name. But yeah, thanks for the compliment. I'm going to go lock my front door now.Quote:
Originally Posted by WalkingMan