granted, but the only woman on earth is Janet RenoQuote:
Originally Posted by JamisJockey
I wish I won the 500 billion dollar lottery
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granted, but the only woman on earth is Janet RenoQuote:
Originally Posted by JamisJockey
I wish I won the 500 billion dollar lottery
granted, but the Delorean breaks down, leaving you stranded in the stone age.Quote:
Originally Posted by savanna3313
I wish I were Mark Cuban
Granted - except you look like Don Knotts and have a 2" appendage for a hoo-haw.Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
I wish I could retire.
granted, but you are struck by a car and paralized from the neck down on your first day of retirement.Quote:
Originally Posted by savanna3313
I wish I got paid to surf the net all day long
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Originally Posted by rockgremlin
Ok - granted. You are now Sombeech! :2thumbs:
I want to find the perfect man. :lol8:
Poof. You are now a man.Quote:
I want to find the perfect man.
I wish I was a better climber.
Granted, but due to inflation and taxes you only get $100 bucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgremlin
I wish I had a 'fro like sombeech!
Poof - your wish is granted. Except the fro is not on your head.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamisJockey
I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.
Poof, SLC is hit by the next hurricane.Quote:
I wish we could have Mardi Gras here in Salt Lake every year.
I wish I was better looking.
Poof, you are now a major stud. Only you're gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Patterson
I wish I had singing talent.
Poof, you just became me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Patterson
:haha:
I wish I were biking right now instead of sitting on my fat ass.
Poof, but then your kid starts crying and wants his Big Wheel back.
I wish I had a brand new Dodge Durango.
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Originally Posted by Brewhaha
Poof but you wrapped your Dodge Durango around a tree...
I wish I was around the campfire with the Uutah.com crew instead of heading to the boring gym tonight.....
Poof.... but then you discover we are all really only 12 y/o and playing on daddys computer.Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
Wish I had some good BBQ right now.
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Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Poof... granted.. and served by hot babes.... but then their boyfriends mess you up bad :popcorn:
I wish ......... (this is hard when I know you guys will crush it) :nod:
For..... dang.. its really hard to say wishes too :naughty:
I wish for..... Savanna to catch the man of her dreams. SOMBEECH!
Poof, but you later discover your dog is missing.
I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.
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Originally Posted by Brewhaha
Are you calling 'Beech a DOG! :roflol: :roflol: What timing :popcorn:
Do you believe in coincidence?
:roflol: :roflol:
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Originally Posted by tanya
Poof....but we're all nekkid!
I wish Tanya was nekkid....
Poof, you're spending it with my inlaws.Quote:
I wish I wasn't spending Christmas with the in-laws.
I wish this country had a better president.