Your wish has been granted and your cat learned to stop peeing in the corner. Instead the cat pees in all your potted plants causing them to die off.
I wish I could spend my whole life traveling around the world.
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Your wish has been granted and your cat learned to stop peeing in the corner. Instead the cat pees in all your potted plants causing them to die off.
I wish I could spend my whole life traveling around the world.
Granted but you never got the proper documentation and INTERPOL catches you and throws you into the Gulag.
I wish DiscGo would say something mean or horrible in this thread. :haha:
granted, but its about you and everyone here totally agrees. :roflol:
i wish i didn't work 12 hour days.
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Originally Posted by LOAH
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Originally Posted by denaliguide
:roflol: :roflol: That was funny!!!
Granted. No more 12 hour days, instead you work 7 hours every day of the week and never play again.Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
I wish I could understand everyone's view points and where they were coming from.
Granted, but that makes you god and now you understand that people are arguing, fighting and dying about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I just wish I had another cup of coffee this morning.
Wow, good one. That was deep and inteligent. I thought it was really good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
:roflol: I am still laughing about this one. That was great DenaliGuide!Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
Granted... but it was cold, black, and had lots of grinds in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
I wish my great grandfather had bought at&t stock at the turn of the century and left it all to me.
:roflol: When I read her wish, I had this same thought. :2thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
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Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
Wish granted. Unfortunately, Australian Tooth & Toenail stock hasn't done so well and your million shares are worth approximately $2.78, less capital gains tax.
I wish it would stop raining every day.
Granted but in order to stop it first has to start. So now every day it rains.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
I wish I had invented the iPod.
granted. but you talk in your sleep and your boyfriend stole your idea and made the big bucks with it.
i wish i could play the guitar.
Granted... but all you know how to play is "We are the world" and "Don't tell my heart."Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
I wish I could control reality.
granted. but now you know who wins "survivor" before it even starts taping. kinda takes the fun out of it.
i wish i was back in alaska insted of here in arizona.
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Originally Posted by denaliguide
Granted but as you become more and more of a bush pilot you hit a freak storm and don't last long.
(I know I do, and I am guessing we both know bush pilots that have died flying. I REALLY hope that wasn't over the line. I just couldn't think of another way to have being back in Alaska not be awesome)
I wish that I would never break things by accident.
Then you'd put retailers such as myself out of business! :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish I were on a beach cooking breakfast before shoving off on day 2 of my Grand Canyon Trip!
Granted, but you spend too much time eating breakfast and miss the boat, forcing you to swim all the way through the canyon. (We know you could do it.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo_Beck
I wish Tanya would get healthy and come back to the forum.
(Sorry...late.)Quote:
Originally Posted by denaliguide
OOoh, burn! :five:
Sorry. I couldn't think of anything else to write and reading through the rest of the thread, I was overwhelmed with the good nature of most of his wishes.
(I really just want to see him talk dirty, hehe.)
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Granted, but she comes back ultra-medicated and can't remember her online relationships with anyone on this site.Quote:
I wish Tanya would get healthy and come back to the forum.
I wish my landlord were cooler.
Granted... but the DEA busts down your door and drags you to jail because your "cool" landlord hid his weed in your walls.Quote:
Originally Posted by LOAH
I wish Utah had a more temperate climate.
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Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
Granted but now everyone moves here and you can never enjoy anything outdoors again because it is too crowded.
I wish I had I never tried being a Fire Fighter and had started out in the IT world a long time ago.
granted. Now your are putting out fires in the IT world :haha:
...I wish I never had to worry about money.
Granted but now you have to worry about that itchy rash that won't go away. :lol8:
I wish I were still on vacation.