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07-10-2008, 07:40 AM
LOAH

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Originally Posted by DiscGo

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Originally Posted by abirken

We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:

I would appreciate it, if we kept it clean enough to not have to move this. I thought about editing your posts, and I thought about moving it and I didn't want to do either.

Let's try and keep the "general" discussion section family friendly.

So sorry. It was getting out of balance with disgusting sappiness and goodwill. I had to do something to restore the natural yin and yang. :haha:
07-10-2008, 08:45 AM
shlingdawg

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Originally Posted by abirken

I wish I could see into the future.

Granted, but in your haste to become wealthy, you completly disrupt the space/time continuum. Way to go Marty McFly.

I wish donuts didn't make you fat. Nom nom nom.
07-10-2008, 08:50 AM
tanya

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Originally Posted by shlingdawg

I wish donuts didn't make you fat. Nom nom nom.

There is nothing fat about you! Eat away. But you eat so many they get to be gross after a while.

I wish I could live in Hawaii and do Hula every day for my job.
07-10-2008, 09:31 AM
Jaxx

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Originally Posted by tanya

I wish I could live in Hawaii and do Hula every day for my job.

Granted, but you get so sun burned that it hurts to breath and you are still forced to hula for all the fat tourists.

I wish my cars would stop breaking down.
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Originally Posted by DiscGo

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Originally Posted by Jaxx

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Granted, but you hit a deer on your way home from buying it and kill the deer, & your bike. You now drink through a straw.

FREAKY!11!!11!!
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07-10-2008, 01:15 PM
shlingdawg

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Originally Posted by Jaxx

I wish my cars would stop breaking down.

Granted, then instant human teleportation is invented and cars are now obsolete.

I wish I had more time.
07-10-2008, 06:24 PM
Gutpiler_Utahn

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Originally Posted by shlingdawg

I wish I had more time.

Granted... you are committed to an insane asylum and spend the rest of your life in a white padded room in a straight jacket.

I wish I knew everything.
07-10-2008, 08:17 PM
denaliguide

you do, but no one like a know it all and you don't have any friends left.

i wish i had time to travel to all the places i'd like to see
07-10-2008, 10:31 PM
savanna3313

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Originally Posted by denaliguide

i wish i had time to travel to all the places i'd like to see

wish granted.......but you lose all your money in a hedge fund and no longer have the financial means to travel......

I wish I could spend May thru Oct in Utah and Nov thru April down South...
07-10-2008, 10:42 PM
abirken

Wish granted but Utah falls into the ocean with California before you can get there and NOLA ends up another hurricane disaster. So you settle for Colorado.

:2thumbs:

I wish I didn't just eat that bowl of ice cream two days before a belly dance performance.
07-11-2008, 05:51 AM
canyonphile

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Originally Posted by abirken

I wish I didn't just eat that bowl of ice cream two days before a belly dance performance.

Granted. Instead, you have a tomato salad, get totally sick w/salmonella, and miss the belly dance performance.

I wish I had a personal assistant to run my errands :mrgreen:

-SJ
07-11-2008, 06:04 AM
DiscGo

Granted, but you find yourself yelling at your assitant "You aren't going to Paris!", and you realize you have become a bad person.

I wish I worked at "The Office". Not be on the TV show, but have the office in which I work be the exact same as the show (with the same people)
07-11-2008, 06:18 PM
Gutpiler_Utahn

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Originally Posted by DiscGo

I wish I worked at "The Office". Not be on the TV show, but have the office in which I work be the exact same as the show (with the same people)

Granted... but the constant flow of stupidity saps your intellect and you wind up in a wheel chair with a nurse named Helga to wipe the drool from your chin.

I wish I could telecomute to work.
07-11-2008, 07:16 PM
DiscGo

:haha:
07-11-2008, 07:42 PM
Scott P

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I wish I could telecomute to work.

Done, but you can't telecommute back from work.

I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:
07-11-2008, 07:48 PM
denaliguide

[/quote]I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:[/quote]

granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.
07-11-2008, 08:21 PM
abirken

I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:[/quote]

granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.[/quote]

Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:
07-12-2008, 06:40 AM
denaliguide

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Originally Posted by abirken

I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:

granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.[/quote]

Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:[/quote]

opps! i wish SUWA were pro development, mining, atv and loved potato guns. :roflol:
07-12-2008, 08:54 AM
abirken

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Originally Posted by denaliguide

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Originally Posted by abirken

I wish Shane and Sombeech would join SUWA.:wink:

granted but then they get all their close friends to join too. all become board members, and a drastic shift in the direction of SUWA takes place. they become pro atv, mining, development, and love potato guns.

Les: And your wish is? :mrgreen:[/quote]

opps! i wish SUWA were pro development, mining, atv and loved potato guns. :roflol:[/quote]

Wish granted, but then the Utah and Mohave deserts are completely trashed by the ATV, development, mining and potato gun loving folks and it becomes unfit for the rest of us desert rats to explore. Sad.

I wish everyone loved cats.
07-12-2008, 10:47 AM
DiscGo

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Originally Posted by abirken

I wish everyone loved cats.

Granted, and as a result fewer beef is consumed because cat becomes the number one menu item.

I wish that I had earned my eagle scout :(
07-15-2008, 10:40 PM
abirken

To Discgo:

Your wish to become an Eagle scout is granted but problem is, you live in China where they eat cats and don't have a Boy Scouts of AMERICA. hehe!!!

I wish my cat would stop peeing in the corner.

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