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07-09-2008, 08:10 PM
Gutpiler_Utahn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kent K25

I wish the Jazz didn't suck

Granted... but now there's not a single remaining player who was on the team prior to your wish.

I wish I could walk on water.
07-09-2008, 08:37 PM
abirken

Wish is granted, but dangit if you aren't a quadriplegic....so you ain't walking no where.

I wish I'd invented a multi-billion dollar idea.
07-09-2008, 08:47 PM
shlingdawg

:friday:

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

I wish I'd invented a multi-billion dollar idea.

Wish granted, but while curing genital warts, the side effects made you have multiple orgasms every time you said the word "happy".

I admit - I was slightly enibriated when I typed that. :cheers: :friday:

I wish a dollar fell out of my nose every time I sneezed.
07-09-2008, 08:52 PM
abirken

Quote:

Originally Posted by shlingdawg

:friday:

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

I wish I'd invented a multi-billion dollar idea.

Wish granted, but while curing genital warts, the side effects made you have multiple orgasms every time you said the word "happy".

I admit - I was slightly enibriated when I typed that. :cheers: :friday:

I wish a dollar fell out of my nose every time I sneezed.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! That's seriously not a bad gig. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!! Hey, it's working. HAHA!

Wish granted but along with every dollar falling out of your nose, you lose a tooth with each dollar. So guess what? You aren't rich and you are are toothless.

My wish: I wish to become as flexible as a circus freak.
07-09-2008, 08:57 PM
shlingdawg

"Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Grandma, Happy Birthday to you."

"O" times 4 in front of grandma. :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
07-09-2008, 09:00 PM
abirken

The "O" word and grandma just don't look right in the same sentence. Kinda freaks me out actually. HAHA!!

We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:
07-09-2008, 09:28 PM
LOAH

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

Quote:

Originally Posted by shlingdawg

:friday:

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

I wish I'd invented a multi-billion dollar idea.

Wish granted, but while curing genital warts, the side effects made you have multiple orgasms every time you said the word "happy".

I admit - I was slightly enibriated when I typed that. :cheers: :friday:

I wish a dollar fell out of my nose every time I sneezed.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! That's seriously not a bad gig. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!! Hey, it's working. HAHA!

Wish granted but along with every dollar falling out of your nose, you lose a tooth with each dollar. So guess what? You aren't rich and you are are toothless.

My wish: I wish to become as flexible as a circus freak.

Granted, but the only man you can get is the bearded lady with a penis. :lol8:

I wish I could have 4 'O's in front of your Grandma. :roflol: (Sorry, bad LOAH)
07-09-2008, 09:47 PM
abirken

Goodness this is a one way ticket to the Rubbish bin with all you dirty boys. :nono:
07-09-2008, 09:58 PM
tanya

What good is a man if he does not have a dirty mind? I would not know what to do with him!?!?!?! :ne_nau:
07-09-2008, 10:07 PM
DiscGo

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:

I would appreciate it, if we kept it clean enough to not have to move this. I thought about editing your posts, and I thought about moving it and I didn't want to do either.

Let's try and keep the "general" discussion section family friendly.
07-09-2008, 10:09 PM
DiscGo

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

I wish to become as flexible as a circus freak.

Granted, but as the circus tricks get boring, you have to shift roles to the bearded lady.

I wish the Kite Runner were a happier movie.
07-09-2008, 10:11 PM
shlingdawg

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiscGo

I wish the Kite Runner were a happier movie.

Granted, but then Iran messed up their plutonium mixture and turned half the world into a solid sheet of glass.

I wish I found a genie in a lamp that gave me three wishes.
07-09-2008, 10:15 PM
abirken

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiscGo

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

We better watch it or else we end up in the rubbish bin!! :lol8:

I would appreciate it, if we kept it clean enough to not have to move this. I thought about editing your posts, and I thought about moving it and I didn't want to do either.

Let's try and keep the "general" discussion section family friendly.

OOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKKKKK DAaaaaD!!! I mean Dan.

See I knew we'd get busted guys. HAHA!!!! Seriously, I didn't start it. :2thumbs:
07-09-2008, 10:22 PM
shlingdawg

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

Seriously, I didn't start it. :2thumbs:

That would be me.

My bad. :ne_nau: :ne_nau:

I'm going to blame the midnight sun of Anchorage. I haven't seen the moon since Monday night. :2thumbs:
07-09-2008, 10:40 PM
abirken

Quote:

Originally Posted by shlingdawg

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

Seriously, I didn't start it. :2thumbs:

That would be me.

My bad. :ne_nau: :ne_nau:
:2thumbs:

It's ok. We'll get over this thread crisis. HEHE!! Ok! Back to the game. PG-rated please. :lol8:
07-09-2008, 10:41 PM
abirken

Quote:

Originally Posted by shlingdawg

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiscGo

I wish the Kite Runner were a happier movie.

Granted, but then Iran messed up their plutonium mixture and turned half the world into a solid sheet of glass.

I wish I found a genie in a lamp that gave me three wishes.

Wish granted, but the genie stroked out before you could complete the first wish.

I wish I were a rockstar.
07-10-2008, 04:45 AM
sparker1

Quote:

Originally Posted by abirken

I wish I were a rockstar.

OK, you are now a star made of solid rock in a galaxy far, far away.

I wish the voices in my head would go away.
07-10-2008, 04:46 AM
canyonphile

Quote:

Originally Posted by "abirken

I wish I were a rockstar.

Granted, but then your latest album tanks, you can't handle failure and fame, become addicted to pills and booze, and end up in rehab (or worse, look like a female version of the bloated Elvis :eek2: )

I wish I could fly

-SJ
07-10-2008, 06:04 AM
DiscGo

Quote:

Originally Posted by canyonphile

I wish I could fly

Granted, but your ability to fly is not unline the "Greatest American Hero", and due to your poor ability to fly, you get sucked up in to the engine of a plane.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by sparker1

I wish the voices in my head would go away.

Granted, but it will only get worse before it gets better. The sacrifice required for your voices to go away is the death of loved ones.

Redrum, redrum!!!!
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I wish that I never had to sleep.
07-10-2008, 07:05 AM
abirken

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiscGo

I wish that I never had to sleep.

Your wish is granted but then you turn into a zombie after several days of no sleep and scare the hell out of your wife and kids and they never want to see you again.

I wish I could see into the future.

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