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Originally Posted by Don
This is good since you have an odd taste in women from the ones on your avatar. (I always liked the green belly dancers myself) The only problem is the ususal female parts are missing from your selections, but then Jedi can't really have women can they? So you can have this wish. :lol8:
I wish it was a few weeks later and I was healthy and elsewhere.
Granted, but "elsewhere" is a Federal PrisonQuote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I had a Ferrari Enzo
Oh.... someone that does not know me well. I might enjoy being in a Federal Prison. :lol8:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kent K25
http://damox.com/cars/wallpaper/Ferr..._Enzo_pink.jpg
Problem is you got it in hot pink so you got beat up by females when they felt you invaded their territory and you foolishly parked in the wrong part of town. Then they cried rape since men are always the bad guys and those little innocent women were who everyone believed. Wonder if you would like it there? :cool2:
Wish successfully corrupted...
But you didn't state your next wish so I'm stealing it....
I wish I could swim underwater without the necessity of surfacing for air
Granted but your a carp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kent K25
I wish I were out climbing or hiking instead of here at work.
granted ... but now you're jabba the hutt, and you pretty much can't moveQuote:
Originally Posted by Don
i wish for more wilderness protection
Granted, but now it's SO protected that no one is allowed to visit, ever. The park rangers carry M-16's and shoot on site.Quote:
Originally Posted by stefan
I wish I was Jabba the Hut. Jabba is a pimp. :haha:
granted, but you hit your lever by mistake and get digested for eternity by sarlaccQuote:
Originally Posted by Don
i wish i knew what to wish for
Granted, but you wish for global warming to end and it does when the next ice age starts and immediately plunges the world into minus degrees and snow up to your ego.
I wish the price of oil would drop to $2 per barrel again.
sweet ... then i'll be ski touring to my heart's content. and if hell freezes over, i'll ski there too!Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
granted but now so many people are traveling that there are hundreds of people crowding the subject of your photos.Quote:
I wish the price of oil would drop to $2 per barrel again.
i wish the folks on bogley would just Quityerbitchin
Granted, but now no one posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by stefan
I wish I had a motorcycle.
Are you Quityerbitchin Stefan?
Granted, but you hit a deer on your way home from buying it and kill the deer, & your bike. You now drink through a straw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaxx
I wish there were a lot more zero calorie foods.
Granted, you get more zeros when your favorite food goes from 100 to 100,000 calories per serving....and tastes much better, too.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but we all become miserable and soon discover how much fun it is to pick on France, and soon begin WW3.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
I wish I had a white water kayak.
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Originally Posted by trackrunner
Granted, you pay 2 grand for a decent kayak, and accidentally sink it on your first run.
I wish it were acceptable to tell customers you don't like to take their business elsewhere.
Granted... but nobody wants to buy from you and you wind up destitute and living in your car.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish the movie genre of the 80's would come back.
Granted, but there was no electricity in the 1780's, so you have to watch them one frame at a time by candlelight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
I wish I could be in two places at the same time.
granted but it turns out that you are in the same place two times instead.
i wish i was totally out of debt
Granted... but having been sawed in half, you survive only by the assistance of medical miracles and you can never have sex again.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparker1
I wish I could get a good nights rest.
Granted, but you never wake up and instead, die in your sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gutpiler_Utahn
I wish the Jazz didn't suck