POOF! you are now my pilot and have to fly me all over the islands but thats okay cause you own a helicopter tour business...youre well off. :2thumbs: I wish I had a guide business on the islands
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POOF! you are now my pilot and have to fly me all over the islands but thats okay cause you own a helicopter tour business...youre well off. :2thumbs: I wish I had a guide business on the islands
Granted but it is on Bird Island in Utah lake. Business is not well :haha:
I wish I enjoyed gardening.
POOF - you LOVE it , you just cant keep the 'locals' out of your 'stash' - you grow sugar cane BTW...good 'gardening'area for the local gold :lol8:
I wish it was June already...Id be in hawaii right now brah.
Granted but the time goes as fast as it went and you are right back in Winter.
I wish that I had 20/20 foresight.
I decided to try and bring "Corrupt a Wish" back.
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.
Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million dollars.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.
Second Wind (starting now):
I wish that I had the powers of Superman. So I could do cool stuff, and never have ankle problems.
Granted, but Wonder Woman gives you kryptonite herpes and your gear falls off.
I wish I could rid the world of disease without destroying all the humans. :2thumbs:
Granted, you find the miracle cure for all diseases but you drop the only vial of miracle cure and it breaks allover the lab floor, never again to be regained or used.
I wish I could have an open ended plane ticket to several destinations around the world.
Granted but your open ended plane ticket lands you on Oceanic 815 and you crash on the Island (from the TV show lost).
I wish that work were optional.
Work is optional, but then the great recreational spots are overflowing with people who hate working as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGo
I wish I would win the lottery (if I played it)
Your winning lottery ticket wish is granted but you don't win afterall b/c the ticket blows away in a monsoon style wind, blowing the ticket over the edge of a canyon and into the raging Colorado current. You gonna jump? HAHA!! :lol8:
I wish I didn't have to do laundry.
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Originally Posted by abirken
Granted but now you walk around naked all the time.
I wish I was on a boat for weeks with the man of my dreams and no one else around.
Granted, but the only food is saltine crackers and lima beans and the only water comes from the toilet tank. And neither of you brought a toothbrush.Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I could turn invisible and visible again at will.
Granted - but the ability short circuits after passing through a metal detector and you become visible in the ladies bathroom at the Energy Solutions Arena........ :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
I wish I could clone all the best features and traits from the main men who have been in my life into one fantastic man! :2thumbs:
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Originally Posted by savanna3313
But you have changed over time and those things are no longer what you want.
I wish I could live next door to Savanna :)
Poof! However, the house to the north isn't available, therefore in order to live next door, you are now living in the middle of Wasatch Blvd :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I could transport myself (beam me up Scotty!) to all my favorite places thus eliminating air travel (which I hate!)
granted. but you can only stay 5 minutes before you have to re-enter the portal.
i wish i could read womens minds. :roflol:
Granted! But you're gay. :roflol:
I wish it was legal. You know...
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Originally Posted by denaliguide
Granted, but all the hatred towards you that you are now able to interpret is too much for you.
I wish that my parents were super fit, and able to do more cool stuff.
disclaimer: i'm gonna use my own folks in this one cause i'd never dis your parents bro.
'yes, but now they can out run/climb/play you and wont give you a moments' peace.
i wish i didnt have to learn patience by breaking my friggin arm in two... :lol8:
Granted, but you broke your neck instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by greyhair biker
I wish I was a jedi.