and Maine Lobster :roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JP
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and Maine Lobster :roflol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JP
, the best seafood!
with lots of
appetizing Gulf Shrimp
,and lots of
full tummy's relaxing
while watching the
the boob tube
with a monkey
and a bowl
on my lap
with the remains
of the monkey :eek2:
Damn, and I
felt all gross
knowing my little
Quote:
Originally Posted by JP
pet was devouredQuote:
Originally Posted by JP
by my drunken
(Oops, I missed the edit one on that last one :lol8: )
white trash neighbor
who fell down
his long driveway
, freakin' steep grade
and skinned his
forehead on the
Lawn Jockey, at
the country club
(Do you know what a Lawn Jockey is?)Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
with those pathetic
aren't they those little plastic golfer looking guys that stay in the yard? or in the grass? HAHA??? I don't know. SHITE.......I live in the mountains where we don't have yards. HAHA!Quote:
Originally Posted by JP
ok so:
with those pathetic
people next door
The real ones were made of metal, then cement and probably now, plastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by abirken
http://www.centralmassauctions.com/j...lawnjockey.jpg
wearing those funny
...
codpieces on their
, to cover their
stinky and nastyQuote:
Originally Posted by JP
puss filled lesions :roflol:
that wouldn't stop
leaking all over
the clean floor
.They were then
throttled by a
large, hairy, mess...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mooseman70