Ah , but the 'mystery meat' at the next bbq you go to looks somewhat familiar... wish I had a mountain dew right now...
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Ah , but the 'mystery meat' at the next bbq you go to looks somewhat familiar... wish I had a mountain dew right now...
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Originally Posted by greyhair biker
Ewwwwwwwwwww :whoops:
Poof! Your wish is granted ---- but you :drink: get addicted to Dew!
I wish nights would never end...
AAAHHHHHGG! i AM addicted to the DEW :eek2: ...
.....POOF! and now you are a vampire like me heehee...
....I wish I could fly, then I could check out the canyons from a birds eye view!
Poof! Your wish is granted, but you are shot down by the military because you are mistaken for a UFO.... :ne_nau:Quote:
Originally Posted by greyhair biker
I wish I had more TIME during the holidays for the fun stuff!
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Originally Posted by savanna3313
Yeah... men! :five: :twisted: The holidays seem to drive people toward family instead. :ne_nau: Poof! Your wish is granted....... you are relieved of all present duties and hosting and you get to sit back and enjoy MEN! ...... but sadly they turn out to be gay. :lol8:
I wish men never wore pink shirts. :lol8:
Granted! No corruption, just granted! I couldn't agree more on that one. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
Okay, Granted but instead they all wear pink leather pants.
I wish that I could lose weight on demand.
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Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
Is that you in the photo on your avatar? If so... no need to bother.... But your wife demands you loose weight so you end up a really skinny guy. :ne_nau:
I wish men would not wear those little spandex swim suits :lol8:
:roflol: :roflol: sorry, too busy laughing to think right now :bootyshake:
Like this oneQuote:
Originally Posted by tanya
http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/cannes.jpg
Granted but now men are forced to wear mascot outfits while swimming and the all drown due to the excess weight.
I wish more people would stay moral and go oral, call it population control
That was me a while ago. I've put on like 30 pounds in the last year and a half. Hiking isn't keeping me thin like it used to and I have now started swimming daily trying to lose the weight. My wife also wants to lose weight but she never hassles me about the weight I've put on.Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish I could stop laughing so hard :roflol:
That was too cruel!!!!!! :puke8: .. pretty girls though :2thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by PunchKing
You get your wish, but you are the trend maker wearing this mascot outfit everywhere you go. However you don't drown. That would be too easy. :haha:
I wish ALL men would act like real men :lol8:
POOF!...wait, that didnt work...POOF! ...it's' not working...POOF! WTF?! - :ne_nau: hey, a real woman needs to grant this wish I guess...
'I wish my kids didnt cost me anything'....(dont take this the wrong way)...teenagers...$200/week in groceries alone :popcorn:
Biker,Quote:
Originally Posted by greyhair biker
I've felt your pain. Our four came to us in five years and left home at the same rate. Every time one left home it was like getting a pay raise . . .
With that said ""KaZam" your kids no longer cost you anything out of pocket. But the government has your kids and your taxes double to help cover the soup kitchens and shelters. Yea, I think I'd rather keep my kids too.
I wish there were more hours in the day to accomplish all that I want to do, especially more daylight hours.
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Originally Posted by Windwalker
Poof! Wish Granted.... but now you are exhausted from no sleep.
I wish Kids would leave the house at 18 and then support their parents. :popcorn:
Granted! Now they take care of you with drug money. :lol8:Quote:
Originally Posted by tanya
I wish all my little boys teeth would just break through or quit bothering him. So we could sleep at night... :wallbash:
Your wish is granted, but your wife wont be happy if she is breast feeding.Quote:
Originally Posted by accadacca
I wish I was home breast feeding instead of here at work.
I wish I was home breast feeding instead of here at work.
Poof! Granted... but --- hey can't mess up that one. :2thumbs: :haha:
I wish I was on a cruise to the Hawaiian Island for Christmas
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Originally Posted by tanya
You're a good kid for not messing up a good wish.
But your Hawaiian Island Cruise is met half way by hugh waves and winds that carry you to Alaska. Your all dressed out in your skimpy bathing suit and it's freeeezing cold. A bear skin rug in front of a fireplace sure would be nice...
I wish that when I needed money I could open my wallet and there would always be just the right amount there for the spending.