This is just damn funny
http://www.break.com/index/door_to_d...r_mormons.html
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This is just damn funny
http://www.break.com/index/door_to_d...r_mormons.html
I've never had a Mormon knock on my door, plenty of JWs though!!!
Peter
What ever floats yer boat... :lol8:
Was it just me or does this guy sound like a switch hitter?
He did say that he went to a Yaz concert until 5 in the am.
Safran is way funny. He has a love hate relationship with the mormons because they wouldn't let him join the church just for his show. He's the one that made the "Extreme Mormons" video. (someone want to link up that thread?) Always makes me laugh.
Oh, I don't feel bad for him. A lot of the people I talked to on my mission were a lot meaner than that, and he got to be selective about who he included in his video.
Also, John Safran lives in a big house somewhere in Australia, well beyond the access of Mormon missionaries. He's the one that tried to join the church to begin with.
Not to mention, any one of those people could sue him for trespassing, hidden cameras, etc. I think most of those mormons were pretty well behaved.
Funny video. :haha:
That's funny stuff.
Those folks were FAIRLY well behaved (he WAS assaulted by a BISHOP with a broom), but that was Salt Lake, not points south, so going by the odds, only half the folks he talked with were Mormon.
Salt Lake is Berkeley liberal compared to Utah County, and I honestly think that he would be risking his life if he went door to door with his message in Payson, Spanish Fork, or Santaquin.
Second that. I had people let their dogs loose on me, curse a blue streak, throw stuff at us, spit, .....etc. That video was very tame compared to what I experienced while in California for four months waiting for my visa to finish my mission in Brazil. I actually think that kind of thing this guy did is good for us Mormons. Things like that test our charity.Quote:
Originally Posted by price1869
Even more funny if you are Mormon!! :roflol: :roflol:
That's hilarious!!
the guy that assaulted them with a broom--- my bro was chased with a chainsaw!!!!
Don't all Aussies and Brits sound that way?Quote:
Originally Posted by accadacca
:haha:
I've had both in Texas, but only Mo's here in ewetah.Quote:
I've never had a Mormon knock on my door, plenty of JWs though!!!
Peter
That British Sod needs to settle down, and take a breath.
Kind of like Dennis Leary, when people like that get all hyperactive, saying they don't give a sh*t. Well, something's got them all worked up.
He's annoying, but so are young little brainwashed minions knocking on my door. I'd prefer them to sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up around here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sombeech
I didn't think he was very funny. I just feel sorry for this guy for how angry he is. I am Mormon and I can laugh at Mormonism but I just didn't think that was funny. I do however think this is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qw7ezm2IA8
:haha:Quote:
Don't be scared, we're just from Al Qaeda
He did a great job of pointing out the hypocrisy.....you all expect me to listen to your little young clean shaven minions, but if someone else comes to your door, well....you saw how he was treated....Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscGolfDivers
And of course, every single person they talked to was mormon. :roll: Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamisJockey
In fact, the Bishop they talked to didn't treat them bad, he just wasn't interested. Actually if those two punks showed up on my doorstep, their shirts wouldn't be clean on the way out. I don't take kindly to arrogance.
And insisting that the BOM and LDS is the one and only way to salvation isn't arrogant? And the little twerps that knock on my door when I don't want them there aren't arrogant?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sombeech
All religions are arrogant. Its hypocrisy.
I can appreciate your point of view from a non-LDS point of view. It does seem arrogant to claim to be the only true church on the face of the planet, but it is actually a belief of members. I think where you are tripped up is that you choose to take offense to the claim. I personally like to debate with members of other religions, especially Jehohah's Witnesses and I am not offended by their claim to truth or even their knocking on my door. If I have the time, I have a good spar with them and we part ways amiably. Maybe that is just me, i don't know. :ne_nau: Just out of curiosity, have you always been Atheist or was it something you decided later in life? Don't answer that if it is too personal.
:popcorn:
Reedus
I don't think arrogance is the right word. Arrogance and pride go together, such as wanting to separate oneself from other groups, that's arrogance. But wanting to invite and give others a chance to hear something, I'm not sure that's arrogance. :ne_nau:Quote:
Originally Posted by JamisJockey
I don't care I'll answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reedus
I actually grew up in a Southern Baptist house. My parents didn't get very into it until I was probably about 12, though. No real pressure from them to be religious. I became christian as a teenager. I always had a hard time reconciling my beliefs with the scientific side of me that believed evolution. When I joined the military, I saw the pressure in Boot Camp to go to church. I learned real fast that I was stronger than that, and could draw from my inner strength without asking God for it. So I became a non-practicing Christian. Some soul searching as to why I wasn't practicing led me to become Agnostic, which is really what I am. My personal belief is that there is likely not a God or supreme being, but that the possibilites of the universe are so infinite that anything is truely possible.
My problems with organized religions are vast, you got a few hours?
:haha:
Edit:
I don't necessarily mind that religion, the LDS one in particular, claims to be the only path. The claim is fundamental to religion capturing and holding its members.
What I do mind is being bombarded with the we are right and you are wrong message. What I do mind is having my privacy invaded by pushy little used-religion-salesmen. I once had a fundamentalist Christian bang on my door. If I used the language here, that I used on him, Sombeech would moderate me faster than you could say "trespassing"!
One way to stop the insanity is to just get baptized. Then they'll stop begging you to do so.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamisJockey
(here's a can of worms):
I'm sick of the "Anti-war" religious people trying to force their views on me. All I hear these days is that I'm wrong and they're right.
Actually, I'm just pointing out that generally, people who are not religious feel the need to voice their opinions on a million other issues, but those who are religious, especially Christian, are not allowed to do the same. Anyone ever seen the southpark where they all become atheists?
Honestly, if you don't want the LDS missionaries, Baptist missionaries, Al-qaida missionaries, Sattelite TV missionaries, or anyone else to talk to you, tell them no and shut the door. It's not that hard.
In his defense though, sometimes shutting the door is not that easy. I had a companion that saw it his duty to get in the door no matter the cost. He did more damage than good because he wouldn't take no for an answer. Come to think of it, we never got in one door with his pushy save the world attitude. I think the animosity that Jamis speaks about comes from missionaries like these.
As a missionary when I went to people's houses, it was not to tear down their beliefs but share mine. This person is just trying to offend, I was sharing something that was dear to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamisJockey
So what is the life expectancy rate of new religions now a days?
It is not as easy as just saying no and shutting the door. They keep coming and coming. What if you don't want people coming up to your door in the first place trying to convert you, tell you their beliefs, or to read you a verse? I really do not care who believes what, but stay off my doorstep preaching it. If you want to preach to someone, pass out a flyer, place an ad, create a forum, or just look in the mirror, and you can preach all day to someone who cares. Why not do something more useful with your time and help those in need of food and shelter?Quote:
Originally Posted by price1869
The point the guy was trying to make, was to stay away from him with your beliefs, do not come to his door preaching them. I feel the same for door to door salesmen, telemarketers...etc, etc, coming to my door.
I wouldn't be surprised to see the LDS church sometime in the future eliminate tracting (going door to door) as a proselyting approach. Personally, I found it completely ineffective on my mission (in Connecticut) and can certainly understand the complaints against it.
I think there is a real acknowledgement (at least here in the states) that the most effective results are obtained by working with people who personally express an interest or are already acquainted with a church member. I must admit, I never felt entirely comfortable going door to door on my mission.
In some cases I think that tracting was used as a way to give missionaries something to do and keep them busy and out of trouble. That, in and of itself, indicates that it is a method that should go.
So is God not all knowing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brewhaha
If he/she is why would this policy change?
Just like just minorities not being able to hold the priesthood, polygamy, and Beards.
God will change his mind ... again.
:fishing:
Thats right.. dont touch that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brewhaha
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Originally Posted by Summit42
God is all knowing. God in his wisdom is able to adapt his teachings for his people. If you look at the Old Testament and the New Testament you can see the people have a very different relationship with God.
Implying that God can't change his tactics, policies, even doctrines implies that he is somehow dead. God lives and he is aware of what happens in the world. I guess for me having dress codes evolve through different time periods, changing policies, and doctrines does not contradict his existence, but I guess to you it does.
I think it goes back to what this whole post was about. People can think and believe what they want. I respect that and I just want to clarify that I was not a missionary for the LDS church because I didn't respect the believes of others. I just believed so fully in what I was preaching that it was worth everything to me to try and share the message.
I have good friends, in fact most of my best friends are not Mormon and our difference in religion does not stop us from being friends or even praying together (at times). I can't stress enough how much I don't mind people not being Mormon, it just bothers me that people try and tear others down for believing something they don't.
When it comes down to it, nothing you guys say is going to change the way I feel about God, or my religion and I'm sure nothing I say will change the way you believe either. I am not on this site to argue about religion but to connect with other people who have an affinity for the outdoors of Utah. I only commented on anything to point out that I feel it is important to respect the believes of others.
DiscGolfDivers, well said!!!!!
So next week the LDS Church announces they will no longer allow minorities to hold the preisthood, you must practice polygamy and grow a beard.
Where would you stand?
Who said god is dead? Does he die if you are not LDS?
First, If you're really so weak that you can't just say no, and politely shut the door, maybe we need to send Hans and Frans over to teach you how to not be such a girly-man. I don't like getting junk mail either, but I don't sit down and have a cry when it shows up in the mail, nor do I have to bring it in my house. It effectively finds a quick home in the garbage can.Quote:
Originally Posted by derstuka
Second, You'll have a hard time finding an organization that donates so much, so effectively to those who need food and shelter as the LDS church. But . . . I don't need to defend my beliefs to you. It is my belief that God will do that for me.
Third, John Safran is a comedian. I don't know how to stress this more. He tried to join the mormon church, and they wouldn't let him because it was just for his show. I would be very surprised if he's ever had a missionary knock on his door. I'd be more surprised if he was really bugged if it did happen.
Fourth, This thread seems to be making a mountain out of a mole hill. Here's the link to the extreme mormons video made by the same guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVWieQ0_RGw
Let's get along.
Price
You miss my point entirely. Not to mention, I believe that comparing people actually coming to your house, and interrupting your dinner, life, tv, sex, picking your nose, to sell you something, or preach to you is completely different than getting one too many pieces of junk mail (another thing that I hate, and could bitch about as well). It also depends on the frequency of the solicitors visits. We used to get hammered by JW's when I was young. Even we when asked them to skip our house, another two young guys would come along and do the same thing. Sure, there are plenty of things to bitch about in life, and this is not gonna kill anyone, but the thread was talking about it, so I added my two cents.Quote:
Originally Posted by price1869
I never was saying that the LDS does not do good things. Of course I am sure they do. I was making the point for those going door to door to do it some other way (passing out flyers, putting up bulletins, internet, whatever), or to spend their time some other way.
Sounds good to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Summit42
:rockon:
Man, I can hardly handle one wife. The idea of two is nice but I am willing to bet they would gang on on me (in a bad way).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sombeech
Ummm, I don't see the correlation between LDS leaders discouraging tracting as a method of proselyting and God changing his mind. Elaborate on that one. And if you want to discredit the church for its polygamy over 100 years ago, then you are going to have to discredit Christianity altogether. many instances in the Bible of prophets having multiple wives and concubines. Solomon blew Brigham out of the water with his 1000+. :popcorn:
God told Moses to lead the Israelites to the land of Canaan, then when they got near, he made them stay in the wilderness for 40 years. Was it God who changed his mind, or was it the Israelites who weren't ready?