I have a piece of art for sale, not really cheap.
Just got one of those form replies---Your price is good, will send cashier check, etc.
I responded:
Dang
Wish you would have gotten hold of me last week, your offer is fantastic.
My only problem is that I had to cut it up this week for toilet paper.
Please advise if you're still interested, I can work something out.
Haven't heard back yet.
