True-ism's

1- "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/nanner1.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gif


2- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/nanner1.gif......

3-."Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's balls through his wallet." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/mad.gif


4-"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif


5. "It isn't premarital sex, if you have no intention of getting married.