Golf Clubs

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/ohwell.gif

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/ohwell.gif

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/nanner1.gif

WIFE: -- silence-http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/mad.gif

HUSBAND: "sh*t."http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gifhttp://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif