Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying
"congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.

SIMPLE TRUTH 3

When a relative asks for money, if you refuse, you're a jerk.

If you give it to them, you're an idiot.

Moral of the story: The benefit of the doubt is expensive.