A Union Worker, a Tea Partier and a CEO...

Funny, if wasn't so un-funny:

A union worker, a member of the Tea Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table.
In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it.
The CEO reaches across the table, takes 11 cookies, looks at the Tea
Partier and says:
"Look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ratagonia

A union worker, a member of the Tea Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table.
The CEO brings in a dozen cookies he purchased from the local bakery. The CEO opens his bag of 12 cookies, reaches across the table, and places a single cookie on the table between them. He looks at the Tea Partier and says: "Look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."

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Fixed for ya, now it's funny.
:lol8:

The union guy was waiting for the laborer to show up... it's not his f#@$ing job to split the cookie.

A member of the Tea Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table waiting for a union member who called in sick to their job to bargain for more money

A union worker, a whiney American, a member of the Republican Party, a member of the Democrat Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it.

The member of the Republican Party takes five of the cookies to pay for an unjust war. He then blames the democrat for spending too much. Since republicans screwed up the country so bad previously, he decided to become a member of the tea party instead so he wouldn't be associated with the original party. The member of the tea party then says we must destroy all the remaining wild places left just for the sake of 1/4 of one cookie.

The union worker produces incredibly crappy Dodges and then whines and cries to the democrat when people don’t want to buy his cars (which only a fool would buy anyway). The democrat gives him two cookies and then the union worker sells 25% of his company to an overseas company.

There are five cookies left so the entitled CEO takes three cookies, ask for a bailout for borrowed cookies and then gives himself the remaining two cookies for a bonus.

The whiney American doesn’t provide that many cookies into the pool anyway, but complains that he also is entitled and asked for a cookie break.

In the process anyone working for the cookie factory or providing public service is suddenly the bad guy.

There are no cookies left on the table, so the answer is simple. We borrow a bunch of cookies from our children and grandchildren so they can repeat the process.

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Originally Posted by Scott P

A union worker, a whiney American, a member of the Republican Party, a member of the Democrat Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it.

The member of the Republican Party takes five of the cookies to pay for an unjust war. He then blames the democrat for spending too much. Since republicans screwed up the country so bad previously, he decided to become a member of the tea party instead so he wouldn't be associated with the original party. The member of the tea party then says we must destroy all the remaining wild places left just for the sake of 1/4 of one cookie.

The union worker produces incredibly crappy Dodges and then whines and cries to the democrat when people don’t want to buy his cars (which only a fool would buy anyway). The democrat gives him two cookies and then the union worker sells 25% of his company to an overseas company.

There are five cookies left so the entitled CEO takes three cookies, ask for a bailout for borrowed cookies and then gives himself the remaining two cookies for a bonus.

The whiney American doesn’t provide that many cookies into the pool anyway, but complains that he also is entitled and asked for a cookie break.

In the process anyone working for the cookie factory or providing public service is suddenly the bad guy.

There are no cookies left on the table, so the answer is simple. We borrow a bunch of cookies from our children and grandchildren so they can repeat the process.

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:haha: :moses:

That was great Scott! Haha

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