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Dear Kyle,
You are a total dumbass who doesn't understand that other people (your bosses, included) also have the Internet. The next time you take a fake sick day, maybe you should not post it on your Facebook page. But since you are clearly a dumbass, you probably will anyway.
Sincerely,
HolyTaco (and probably Niresh)
PS: SICKIE WOO!