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SUN HERALD newspaper article, Australia, August 13
A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.
At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing
Wow, I thought park benches were to sit on :nono2:
So technically, what time would it have to be in the morning, to where he'd have to buy that bench some breakfast?
Because if he's outta there by 1 am, you know, it's a no go. But if he spends the night, say until 6 am? I'd say there's breakfast, or at least the cab fare.
Oh the embarrassment. That was the smallest knothole in the entire park. :roflol:
Too poor to afford a vacuum cleaner like the rest of us?
:ne_nau:
One more reason why I am proud to own a vay jay jay. :nod: I can sit on a park bench with no problems. :lol8:
That's one heck of a *ockring :roflol:
gotta' admit those benches are pretty darn sexy :ne_nau:
I thought parks were supposed to be safe!