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A virile, middle aged Italian named Guido managed to catch the eye of a spectacular young blonde woman at his favorite bar in Rome. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After catching his breath, he asked with a smile, 'So, you finish?' She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were lengthy screams of passion. When it finally ended, Guido smiled and asked, 'You finish?' Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, 'No.'

Stunned, but pledging to himself that he was going to satisfy this woman, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back and gasped 'You finish?'

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, 'No, I Norwegian'.