http://uutah.com/forum/files/bacon_b...___medium_.jpg
Printable View
:rockon: BACON!!! :rockon: BACON!!! :rockon:
There's a pound of bacon in my pants and it does a nasty dance.
how we like to frighten noobs here on uutah :doorpeak:
as a kid, whenever I had a problem my mom would say: "Don't worry, son. There's nothing so bad that it can't be fixed with a pound of beacon, a bottle of cheap Scotch and a couple of hookers." Or was that the old crusty guy who hung around the schoolyard? No matter - either way, it's terrific advice.
:2thumbs:
"I know how to cure that, put a pound of curred, un-opened bacon on the infected area, but try and not draw to much attention to it."
Viagra Overdose.
I'll bring home the bacon, you fry it up in a pan wink wink.
Bacon Boner
Get in mah belleh!
Bacon: It's What's for Dinner!
"Just a warning ladies: it shrinks when you heat it up!" :lol8:
"Where is Tayna?"
I don't know about Tanya - but bacon and *eggs* rank high on my list for starting the morning out right. :naughty:
My post under the *bacon love affair* was "Sombeech gives a whole new meaning to bringing home the bacon...."
:popcorn:
Thanks for the new avatar and screensaver My T-PIMP :2thumbs: