one night....

One night, after the couple had retired for the night,

The women became aware that her husband was

Touching her in a most unusual manner. He started

By running his hand across her shoulders and the

Small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts,

Touching them very lightly.


Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down

Her side, sliding his hand over her stomach and then

Down the other side to a point below her waist. He

Continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and

Then the other. His hand ran further down the outside

Of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the

Inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do

The same to her right thigh.

By this time, the women was becoming aroused and

She squirmed a little to better position herself.


The man abruptly stopped and rolled over to his

Side of the bed.


"Why are you stopping sweetheart?" she whispered.


He replied, "I found the remote!"