Too much information!

Be sure you understand the question before giving answers.

An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was
tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally
dreaded (by adults) question. "What is sex...?"

He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if
she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer.

He wouldn't shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing
out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human
sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and
responsibilities of intercourse and procreation.

When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood
frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth
open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity.

His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, "Grandma says
dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."

:lol8: :five: good one!