Polish Sausage

[BasinCruiser]

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"


The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"


The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.


If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?


Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?


Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?


Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"


The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"


The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

[Byron]

Reminds me of a joke I heard in the 7th grade...I laughed my ass off at the thought of it.

How do you get 25 Polish guys in a Volkswagen?

Put a booger on the dashboard.

[rockgremlin]

Reminds me of a joke I heard in the 7th grade...I laughed my ass off at the thought of it.

How do you get 25 Polish guys in a Volkswagen?

Put a booger on the dashboard.


LOL....wow...speechless. :eek2::lol8:

[Byron]

Ha! You're either making fun of my joke or got a good laugh out of it. Full on juvenile but it was so good.

[erandadan]

HAHAHA LITERALLY the funniest thing I've ever read. Keep up the good work my man. Think I saw that on www.1001memes.com (https://domyhomeworkfor.me/algebra-homework-help) some day.