thief

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A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the

woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over

the jewelry and money. Man started sobbing and said,

"You can take anything you want. You can kill me also.

But please untie the rope and free her."

Thief: "You must really love your wife!"

Man: "No, but she will be home shortly".