Bitchez be crazy...

[Iceaxe]

It's about time we had a thread to put all this dumb crap under...

Mom cancels baby shower after family ridicules name choice: ‘He will not be allowed to have a nickname’

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/mom-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-ridicules-name-choice-he-will-not-be-allowed-to-have-a-nickname

For those to lazy to read the article the kids entire first name is to be "Squire Sebastian Senator". You must pronounce the entire first name, you can not use nicknames...

...and yet this mom will never understand why her golden child is bullied and ridiculed at school.

[emoji16]

Climb-Utah.com

[DirkHammergate]

To be honest, I think naming your kid Tucker is worse.

[Sombeech]

That is ABCDEsolutely ridiculous

[uintafly]

Does this go here or the butthurt report?

https://www.ksl.com/article/46446983/petition-seeks-to-change-deadpool-poster

[rockgremlin]

Does this go here or the butthurt report?

https://www.ksl.com/article/46446983/petition-seeks-to-change-deadpool-poster

Pinnacle of stupidity right there. :roll:

[BasinCruiser]

What father didn’t wish they could breast feed their infant?

https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/a-british-student-wants-dads-to-breastfeed/

[BasinCruiser]

91344

[Sombeech]

91344

Who is stopping them from paying reparations, if they choose? Nobody.

Just like those who want to pay more in taxes, they already can. The IRS gladly accepts donations.

[rockgremlin]

^^^What exactly does that look like anyway? Reparations....what is that, a one time lump sum payment? Monthly installments? A coupon for a free drink at all participating Popeye's Chicken?

Inquiring minds....

[uintafly]

Hey someone used a word that in context was not at all offensive, but used in a different context could have been a slur! arrhghgh get him!!!!

https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/01/nyt-crossword-puzzle-ethnic-slur.html

[tallsteve]

Bird Box Challenge. How dumb can you be?

https://www.ksl.com/article/46466208/police-blame-bird-box-challenge-for-crash-in-layton

[rockgremlin]

Bird Box Challenge. How dumb can you be?

https://www.ksl.com/article/46466208/police-blame-bird-box-challenge-for-crash-in-layton

How idiotic can you be?

Wonder how her dad's insurance company will feel about this.

[Sombeech]

Bird Box Challenge. How dumb can you be?

https://www.ksl.com/article/46466208/police-blame-bird-box-challenge-for-crash-in-layton

Practice makes perfect!

[BasinCruiser]

How idiotic can you be?

Wonder how her dad's insurance company will feel about this.

When they’re not eating Tide pods, snorting condoms, or driving blindfolded, they’re lecturing us on how bad guns are and how we need to give them up, while they don’t know what bathroom to use.

[twotimer]

Geez...it's bad enough that you have to keep a lookout for those texting or hitting a pot pipe while out on the road, careening down the highway. Now ad knuckleheads with blindfolds on.

Devo was right..."De-evolution".

[devo_stevo]

These are the reasons that the voting age should never be lowered. I have a 17 year old daughter and I'll be damned if I want her voting for anything that would actually affect my life. She has no idea what reality even is yet.

[rockgremlin]

These are the reasons that the voting age should never be lowered. I have a 17 year old daughter and I'll be damned if I want her voting for anything that would actually affect my life. She has no idea what reality even is yet.


Yup. I would assert that anyone who lives under their parent's roof and is unemployed is in Lala land, and has no grasp of what life is or what it's all about.

[devo_stevo]

Agreed. It changes a person to have to pay their own utility bills, rent, buy their own food, etc. The world takes on a different hue when all that comes along. It can be wonderful and fill you with a sense of gratitude for everyone that's done that for you up to that day or it can fill you with dread and sadness that nothing is really free and now it's up to you to get it.

[Iceaxe]

Yup. I would assert that anyone who lives under their parent's roof and is unemployed is in Lala land, and has no grasp of what life is or what it's all about.
So basically most millennial's shouldn't be allowed to vote?

ROFLMAO

Climb-Utah.com

[BasinCruiser]

Question: How can she still call herself ‘vegan’?

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http://foodenvy.tv/vegan-mom-drinks-a-sperm-smoothie-every-day-to-give-her-more-energy/?utm_source=viralmotion&utm_medium=facebook

[twotimer]

Question: How can she still call herself ‘vegan’?

91564

http://foodenvy.tv/vegan-mom-drinks-a-sperm-smoothie-every-day-to-give-her-more-energy/?utm_source=viralmotion&utm_medium=facebookThat's just straight up pornography there.

[Iceaxe]

I'd be happy to donate... I'll even give her a straw to suck on...

ROFLMAO

Climb-Utah.com

[rockgremlin]

Did you read the entire article? She rubs cum on her face in addition to drinking it. Isn't that just Bukkake?

Whatever you call it the chick is a straight up attention whore.

[twotimer]

Easy boys...having a few jacked up because of the politics around here is one thing, but if porn starts worming its way in then I'd reckon a whole lot of folks would drop off altogether.

[Iceaxe]

I'm just wondering where she is collecting all this jizz from, even on my best month I don't think I could keep a woman supplied with enough jizz for both a quality daily smoothie and a complete daily facial...

...I tip my hat to the man who could.

[emoji16]

Climb-Utah.com

[rockgremlin]

Nah it says three times a week...from a "guy friend." And to advise her when he eats asparagus and garlic.

You know she's getting it fresh from the source some days.

[twotimer]

I've had some pretty nasty girlfriends but not one of them would go that far. This chick is just some low budget porn actress.

[uintafly]

My favorite line

"Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating," she reveals. "If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat."

Oh and we may need to lock the thread, because it’s impossible for bitchez to get any crazier than this.

[oldno7]

Oh and we may need to lock the thread, because it’s impossible for bitchez to get any crazier than this.


,,,,

[twotimer]

True that. She says "We live in a system (Capitalism) where billionaires are allowed to exist but there are people in Alabama with ringworm.

I'd bet ten grand right now that before she made that statement, she didn't even know what ringworm is. I'm sure somebody told her "Hey knucklehead, you might want to dream up some other thing to highlight the disparity between rich and poor" Ringworm? WTF?

And the media is telling us that this chick has legs? Gimme a break. She's just another oddball freak show.

I wonder if she'd regard me as an "enemy" because I'm not poor and I like nice stuff. Probably.

[rockgremlin]

True that. She says "We live in a system (Capitalism) where billionaires are allowed to exist but there are people in Alabama with ringworm.


[ahem] Billionaires are allowed to exist? WTF does that mean? Like what are the options?

1. Take them out back and put them down like an old sick dog?
2. Arrest them and put them in solitary?
3. Take away all of their hard earned money and put them on house arrest?
4. Put them on probation? If they earn any more money they'll be given community service?
5. Sent off to the Peace Corps?
6. Misdemeanor or felony?
7. Read them their Miranda Rights?
8. Be heavily fined -- all proceeds go to the State?

Etc...

Allowed to exist...oh brother. :roll::roll:

[oldno7]

[ahem] Billionaires are allowed to exist? WTF does that mean? Like what are the options?

1. Take them out back and put them down like an old sick dog?
2. Arrest them and put them in solitary?
3. Take away all of their hard earned money and put them on house arrest?
4. Put them on probation? If they earn any more money they'll be given community service?
5. Sent off to the Peace Corps?
6. Misdemeanor or felony?
7. Read them their Miranda Rights?
8. Be heavily fined -- all proceeds go to the State?

Etc...

Allowed to exist...oh brother. :roll::roll:

Who's John Galt?

[twotimer]

Who's John Galt?My thoughts exactly. Ms. Rand nailed it, more than 50 years ago.

I wish someone would ask her a simple question..."How much money is a person allowed to make, according to YOU?"

[BasinCruiser]

My thoughts exactly. Ms. Rand nailed it, more than 50 years ago.

I wish someone would ask her a simple question..."How much money is a person allowed to make, according to YOU?"

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[uintafly]

91577

This is so true. How long until she starts charging huge speaking fees?

The idea that there should be some limit on income or wealth is so absurd. Her and her minions will kill the Dems. Normal folk see her as a fool. Even left leaning ones!

[twotimer]

91577Y'know, she may be the real deal. She might go the Mother Theresa or Gandhi route...living in her government apartment and giving most of the cash away. A true "revolutionary", eh?

Or she may go the Tom Morello route...the guitarist for Rage Against The Machine...fist all up in the air "Viva La Revolution", right? Google his mansion. Same thing with that weirdo Bruce Springsteen. You can't get within a quarter mile of his house, either.

[BasinCruiser]

What is in the water in Broward Co?

91597

http://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-woman-arrested-over-loud-fart

[rockgremlin]

What is in the water in Broward Co?

91597

http://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-woman-arrested-over-loud-fart


91598


This is normal behavior for Florida...:lol8:

[Iceaxe]

Looney on every level...

Rep. Ilhan Omar faces backlash after claiming Trump is backing ‘coup’ in Venezuela

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rep-ilhan-omar-faces-backlash-after-claiming-trump-is-backing-coup-in-venezuela

[BasinCruiser]

Common sense just isn’t very common anymore.


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[rockgremlin]

I'm rooting for measles to spread like wildfire and kill untold thousands.

Maybe then people will finally wake up to the lunacy of the anti-vaxxer mentality.

Go measles Go!!

[Iceaxe]

I like how she bitches that Stormy Daniel's stole her spotlight... hahaha... only room for one porn star at a time I guess...

Porn star ends 2020 presidential bid after 17 months, endorses 'my love, Bernie'

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/porn-star-ends-her-17-month-campaign-to-get-on-dem-ticket-for-2020-presidential-election

[uintafly]

I'm rooting for measles to spread like wildfire and kill untold thousands.

Maybe then people will finally wake up to the lunacy of the anti-vaxxer mentality.

Go measles Go!!

Anti-vaxxers may be the dumbest, most annoying group of dipshits in America today. The scary thing is they are basically a cult at this point.

[rockgremlin]

Anti-vaxxers may be the dumbest, most annoying group of dipshits in America today. The scary thing is they are basically a cult at this point.


At their core they believe that vaccines are a secret government conspiracy. :roll:

They're worse than the Flat-Earthers because at least the Flat-Earth agenda doesn't result in the death of innocent kids.

[BasinCruiser]

Feminism at it’s finest.

91822

[rockgremlin]

Feminism at it’s finest.

91822

News flash: Using her own logic she raped her own mother too. :crazycobasa:

[BasinCruiser]

91834

[twotimer]

Feminism at it’s finest.

91822
I’d bet this chick is lots of fun in the sack, eh?

[rockgremlin]

I’d bet this chick is lots of fun in the sack, eh?

Paper or plastic?

[uintafly]

I’d bet this chick is lots of fun in the sack, eh?

She definitely has a large collections of strap-ons. I just hope her boyfriend has plenty of lube.

[BasinCruiser]

Disclosure: Rumor has it, this ‘chick’ is a satire profile. But, with as crazy as so many of them are today, it’s becoming harder to tell the difference between the trolls and real wackos.

91899

[rockgremlin]

91899


:roflol::roflol::roflol:

[Iceaxe]

...
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190216/dd7ca9f5b891815cc33780c5b11c5f19.jpg

[Iceaxe]

Ex-girlfriend arrested in connection with Kearns car fires, police say
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=46501188&nid=960

[rockgremlin]

Ex-girlfriend arrested in connection with Kearns car fires, police say
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=46501188&nid=960

Not the best way to try and rekindle a relationship...

[Iceaxe]

Not the best way to try and rekindle a relationship...Snicker - snicker....

[rockgremlin]

Got one in training over here in Davis County: https://www.ksl.com/article/46504717/bountiful-police-say-attempted-kidnapping-of-teen-girl-was-false-report


Her: This really old guy grabbed me and tried to kidnap me!!!!

Police: Your story doesn't add up.

Her: Never mind. I made the whole thing up.

[Iceaxe]

^^^She should have said he was wearing a MAGA hat and CNN would have been all over this story and had it as their leading headline before the police even arrived on scene.

[rockgremlin]

Another one for the sanity challenged females folder:

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[Iceaxe]

^^^She sounds like a fun date....

[BasinCruiser]

92114

[rockgremlin]

If she's transgender why would the presence of a man wiping the mirrors off make her uncomfortable?

They already don't really have a firm grasp on their own identity --- how the f**k do they expect everyone else to know what they want or need on any given day? Am I overreacting or is that messed up?


:ne_nau::ne_nau:

[BasinCruiser]

It is messed up in every way.

[twotimer]

"It" probably would've blown him if he was better looking.

[Iceaxe]

She could kill the baby 3 months before on the delivery table, and she would be praised for it. How f**ked up is our nation becoming?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/infant-girl-found-dead-in-parked-car-with-mom-who-is-taken-to-hospital-and-arrested/ar-BBUswLf?ocid=spartandhp

[rockgremlin]

She could kill the baby 3 months before on the delivery table, and she would be praised for it. How f**ked up is our nation becoming?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/infant-girl-found-dead-in-parked-car-with-mom-who-is-taken-to-hospital-and-arrested/ar-BBUswLf?ocid=spartandhp


This is where our nation is headed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sacrifice_in_pre-Columbian_cultures

In 2005 a mass grave of one- to two-year-old sacrificed children was found in the Maya (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_civilization) region of Comalcalco (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comalcalco). The sacrifices were apparently performed for consecration purposes when building temples at the Comalcalco acropolis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acropolis).

There are also skulls suggestive of child sacrifice dating to the Maya periods. Mayanists (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayanist) believe that, like the Aztecs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_society), the Maya performed child sacrifice in specific circumstances. For example, infant sacrifice would occur to satisfy supernatural beings who would have eaten the souls of more powerful people. In the Classic period (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_civilization#Classic) some Maya art (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_art) that depict the extraction of children's hearts during the ascension to the throne of the new kings, or at the beginnings of the Maya calendar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar)have been studied.

http://www.mexicolore.co.uk/images-ans/ans_30_01_2.jpg

[oldno7]

^^^^This is actually pretty sane, compared to removing body parts from a mother--piece by piece.

and neither extoll sanity

[Sombeech]

Sacrificing babies to halt Global Warming.

Sounds stupid and crazy, but a line could be drawn, keeping the population of the planet steady will help stabilize the climate.

They just can't say this shit out loud.

[Iceaxe]

Sacrificing babies to halt Global Warming.

Sounds stupid and crazy, but a line could be drawn, keeping the population of the planet steady will help stabilize the climate.

They just can't say this shit out loud.

Slowing or decreasing the population also plays havoc with liberals social programs as they are all based on a pyramid scheme which requires an ever expanding base. Ponzi scheme also does a good job of describing most liberal programs.

[uintafly]

You guys crack me up. I get busy for a few days and come back to see you guys deciding the libs are weeks away from human sacrifice. :roflol::roflol::roflol:

The scary liberal boogeyman that lives mostly in the minds of repubs is one degenerate motherf#$%er

[rockgremlin]

You guys crack me up. I get busy for a few days and come back to see you guys deciding the libs are weeks away from human sacrifice. :roflol::roflol::roflol:

The scary liberal boogeyman that lives mostly in the minds of repubs is one degenerate motherf#$%er


Do ya blame us? We're merely taking what your poster-girl AOC and her equally nutty cohort Maxine Waters give us.

[Iceaxe]

Do ya blame us? We're merely taking what your poster-girl AOC and her equally nutty cohort Maxine Waters give us.



Don't forget Ilhan Omar, the nut job Muslim Congress woman from Minnesota that wants to kill all the Jews.

[twotimer]

Hey Mr. Fly...I haven't paid attention to the Avengers movies lately, but I know that this guy Thanos is like the really bad dude right now...unless I'm mistaken on who this guy is.

If you don't mind me asking...what is he right about?

[Iceaxe]

Don't forget Ilhan Omar, the nut job Muslim Congress woman from Minnesota that wants to kill all the Jews.

I think the left might be imploding... Ilhan Omar just launched an attack on Obama.

Ilhan Omar says "Obama was a pretty face that got away with murder."

https://nypost.com/2019/03/08/ilhan-omar-obamas-a-pretty-face-who-got-away-with-murder/

[Iceaxe]

Truth...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190309/c49afe136e0e9c2a599d461215c9d99f.jpg

[Iceaxe]

Pregnant Florida woman stabbed boyfriend for looking at picture of another woman.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/pregnant-florida-woman-allegedly-stabbed-boyfriend-for-looking-at-picture-of-another-woman-cops-say

[rockgremlin]

Pregnant Florida woman stabbed boyfriend for looking at picture of another woman.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/pregnant-florida-woman-allegedly-stabbed-boyfriend-for-looking-at-picture-of-another-woman-cops-say



Investigators discovered a blood-soaked 5-inch kitchen knife, deputies said. Gonzalez denied stabbing her boyfriend and said he might have fallen on the knife instead, the station reported.


:roflol: Yup, he fell on that knife.


I'm thinking....pregnancy hormones, although I don't think that's a good enough excuse to keep her out of jail.

[BasinCruiser]

It’s pretty sad state of our society when many of the bills law makers in this country can so fittingly belong to this thread.


92174

https://bluenewsnetwork.com/new-bill-would-require-officers-to-call-supervisor-before-drawing-weapons/

I believe this is satire, if you read the whole thing, but initially you wonder if it’s real or not.

[Iceaxe]

Woman tried to run over man in stolen vehicle before high-speed chase in Grantsville
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=46514765&nid=968

[BasinCruiser]

Ever wonder what kind of conversations take place in a mental health facility?

92302

[twotimer]

Ever wonder what kind of conversations take place in a mental health facility?

I hear it all the time...I live in a condo and I'm surrounded by single, old hags. They're friggin' scitzo...nice one day and then flipping you the bird the next.

Prisoners in their own homes, feeding stray cats and squirrels...pigeons, raccoons, hawks that swoop in on the birds. It's like a psycho circus around here. They're all super liberal, to make things worse.

They used to ambush me in the parking lot when I came home from work...going on and on about their health problems or somebody they know health problems. My eyes would glaze over...I'm standing there with my lunch bucket in hand just wanting to go in, take a shower and relax. They TOTALLY miss body language cues.

Finally, I'd had enough and started to snarl. That did the trick. Sometimes you have no choice but to be an asshole.

[rockgremlin]

40 year old MILF performs birthday lap dances for 14 - 17 year old kids.


https://www.ksl.com/article/46523196/utah-mom-accused-of-drinking-alcohol-with-teens-performing-lap-dances-at-birthday-party


On Feb. 9, a birthday party was held at Nivens' home in Harrisvillle, according to charging documents. Twelve teens between 14 to 17 years old attended.

"During this party, the minors drank alcohol and smoked marijuana and (Nivens) knew about this occurring in her home and even drank some alcohol with them," the charges state. Nivens then went upstairs to change into "a risqué outfit which they described as red and black lingerie," charging documents state.

"The minors stated that after (Nivens) came back downstairs in the lingerie she began to 'dance sexually' for approximately 10 minutes during which she gave several minors lap dances," according to charging documents.

[Iceaxe]

I bet the kid that ratted everyone else gets a good old fashion beat down.... he deserves it.

Nothing wrong with a good stripper... Single mom's have gotta make a buck somehow...

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[BasinCruiser]

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[rockgremlin]

BTW, it appears that the images that Iceaxe posted were taken in person, not clipped from Google images, amirite?

Do you just keep these images on your phone for when you wanna randomly drop shock and awe on Bogley members? :eek2:

[Iceaxe]

^^^ YUP! ^^^

Just your typical weekend hangin' out with Iceaxe.

I call this next picture "Saturday"....

And to top it off my trophy wife took the picture..... :lol8:

92429

[twotimer]

Those girls aren't appealing at all. Cheap, stripper stink...all kinds of issues and a very high likelihood of VD of one type or another. Gross.

[Iceaxe]

One man's trash....

[twotimer]

One man's trash....Indeed...

[BasinCruiser]

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[rockgremlin]

92438

I love that this is in the Bitchez be Crazy thread...:lol8:

[Iceaxe]

Texas woman attacks husband after getting silence when she asked if she's pretty.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-woman-attacks-husband-asked-pretty

[BasinCruiser]

92477

[Iceaxe]

What's another name for a vagina?


The box a penis comes in.

[emoji1787]

[rockgremlin]

Not called a 'Strip Mall' for nothing: Woman accuses boyfriend of cheating, strips naked in a SLC strip mall.

https://www.ksl.com/article/46541447/naked-woman-arrested-at-utah-strip-mall

[Iceaxe]

^^^She sounds like a fun date.... LOL...

[uintafly]

This could go in the 2020 thread but I will put it here. Yet again snowflakes are whining and offended over NOTHING! Oh no, a bank tweeted that people should try to examine their spending habits! Pass my pearls so I can clutch them!!!

https://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finance/elizabeth-warren-rips-chase-bank-over-monday-motivation-tweet

Oh and a reminder to Mrs. Warren about why Chase took TARP money.

https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/jpmorgan-chase-ceo-bank-took-tarp-because-we-were-asked-treasury-secretary

[devo_stevo]

Ridiculous. Also, it's terrible that Chase deleted the tweet. Completely stupid that someone would have a problem with what they wrote.

[uintafly]

Ridiculous. Also, it's terrible that Chase deleted the tweet. Completely stupid that someone would have a problem with what they wrote.

Sadly we have entered full crybaby mode in this country. Every problem in your life now is someone else's fault. Bounced a bunch of checks? It's the banks fault. Get a degree in basket weaving and can't pay your student loans? It's the schools fault. You work fast food and can't buy a house? It's the governments fault for not raising minimum wage. You are obese from eating too many Big Macs? It's McDonalds fault. On and on it goes.

Now get off my lawn! :moses:

[Iceaxe]

This could go in the 2020 thread but I will put it here.

This could have also went in the Pussification of America thread.

:lol8:

[devo_stevo]

Sadly we have entered full crybaby mode in this country. Every problem in your life now is someone else's fault. Bounced a bunch of checks? It's the banks fault. Get a degree in basket weaving and can't pay your student loans? It's the schools fault. You work fast food and can't buy a house? It's the governments fault for not raising minimum wage. You are obese from eating too many Big Macs? It's McDonalds fault. On and on it goes.

Now get off my lawn! :moses:
Absolutely spot on. In reality, I think this is the root of most of societies problems. Nobody wants to take control of their own lives, and nobody wants to be responsible for their own mistakes.

If people would get this through their thick skulls, the world would be a much better place.

Also, if people would stop stealing other people's stuff, that'd be great.

[oldno7]

Sadly we have entered full crybaby mode in this country. Every problem in your life now is someone else's fault. Bounced a bunch of checks? It's the banks fault. Get a degree in basket weaving and can't pay your student loans? It's the schools fault. You work fast food and can't buy a house? It's the governments fault for not raising minimum wage. You are obese from eating too many Big Macs? It's McDonalds fault. On and on it goes.

Now get off my lawn! :moses:

A Conservative couldn't have said it better!

[tallsteve]

One of the two suspects in the Colorado school shooting is female, reportedly transgender
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/one-of-the-two-suspects-in-the-colorado-school-shooting-was-female-reportedly-transgender (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/one-of-the-two-suspects-in-the-colorado-school-shooting-was-female-reportedly-transgender)

[tallsteve]

"...and one of the other male suspects likes listening to Bruno Mars and Ed Sheeran." Well, there's your problem!

[Iceaxe]

One of the two suspects in the Colorado school shooting is female, reportedly transgender

Ya see... this is where I always get confused.... so does this mean it was a man, dressing like a woman, so he could watch the little girls peeing in the restroom?

....or....

was this just a chick with a major case of penis envy?!?

:ne_nau:

When I went to school we didn't have all this crap... we just had boys and girls and everyone knew which restroom to use.

[tallsteve]

A young female teen, "reassigning" to male.
So, let me get this straight. You shoot these kids because they hate LGBTQ++++++ (so you say) and they're Christians. You want to show them how wrong their "hate" is. So to show them how wrong their "hate" is, you try to murder them? Tell me again who hates who? :ne_nau:

[rockgremlin]

Woman strangles kids "to make a point to husband." :eek2:

Like something out of a horror movie...


https://www.ksl.com/article/46573372/charges-utah-mom-strangled-children-to-make-point-to-husband

[uintafly]

https://www.ksl.com/article/46576022/vidangel-hit-with-624m-in-damages-in-disney-lawsuit

Welp, that will probably be the end of VidAngel. Always seemed to be a pretty cut and dry case to me. Kind of ironic their business plan called for them to steal a product to make it more wholesome.

[Iceaxe]

https://www.ksl.com/article/46576022/vidangel-hit-with-624m-in-damages-in-disney-lawsuit

Welp, that will probably be the end of VidAngel. Always seemed to be a pretty cut and dry case to me. Kind of ironic their business plan called for them to steal a product to make it more wholesome.

I agree with what you're saying.... but.... how does this have anything to do with Bitchez Be Crazy?!?

I don't think you understand the concept of this thread..

[Sombeech]

I agree with what you're saying.... but.... how does this have anything to do with Bitchez Be Crazy?!?

I don't think you understand the concept of this thread..

Were there bitches involved, and did they go crazy, these are 2 key questions that must be answered.

[oldno7]

^^^^we need these answers and we need them now


(in my best jg wentworth, commercial voice))

[uintafly]

I agree with what you're saying.... but.... how does this have anything to do with Bitchez Be Crazy?!?

I don't think you understand the concept of this thread..

My thought was that these bitchez were crazy for thinking they could get away with this.

FWIW I also considered the pussification thread in honor of their customers. I thought of doing a new thread, but figured it was not a story that demanded its own thread.

Thank you for your time in this matter.

[Sombeech]

^^^^we need these answers and we need them now


(in my best jg wentworth, commercial voice))

I want my bitches and I want them now

[BasinCruiser]

92879

[BasinCruiser]

Debated on this thread or White Privilege....

92881

[Sombeech]

92879

I hope this is satire.

[BasinCruiser]

92893

[uintafly]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190708/a21970861564449292bd6ea59be52245.jpg


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[Iceaxe]

Utah woman ran over other woman following 'dirty look' at kindergarten graduation

https://www.ksl.com/article/46602683/utah-woman-ran-over-other-woman-following-dirty-look-at-kindergarten-graduation-police-say

Climb-Utah.com

[accadacca]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2IqEbPPXt4&feature=youtu.be

[twotimer]

Rock 'n friggin' roll, man. I've never had one that pissed off, but I've had to call the cops a couple times.

[BruteForce]

Capital One hacker.. Dude or chick?

Either way, dumb as a bag of hammers.

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/seattle-hacker-arrested-capital-one-breach-boasted-social-media-hack

https://a57.foxnews.com/media2.foxnews.com/BrightCove/694940094001/2019/07/30/931/524/694940094001_6065567024001_6065565640001-vs.jpg?ve=1&tl=1[

[Sombeech]

Capital One hacker.. Dude or chick?

Either way, dumb as a bag of hammers.

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/seattle-hacker-arrested-capital-one-breach-boasted-social-media-hack

https://a57.foxnews.com/media2.foxnews.com/BrightCove/694940094001/2019/07/30/931/524/694940094001_6065567024001_6065565640001-vs.jpg?ve=1&tl=1[

“It’s been a crazy past two weeks, and my cat had to go to the vet everyday last week but she’s finally starting to recover maybe this wednesday in capitol hill? I’ll do an all day thing at starbucks until they close, I’e got nothing better to do,” she added.

[BasinCruiser]

“It’s been a crazy past two weeks, and my cat had to go to the vet everyday last week but she’s finally starting to recover maybe this wednesday in capitol hill? I’ll do an all day thing at starbucks until they close, I’e got nothing better to do,” she added.

Am I the only one that actually went to read through the article to see if she actually said that, or if @Somebeech just added it in there?? :roflol:

[Iceaxe]

Am I the only one that actually went to read through the article to see if she actually said that, or if @Somebeech just added it in there?? :roflol:

I read the article and "yes" she actually said that.... :lol8:

[BruteForce]

I read the article and "yes" she actually said that.... :lol8:

Its funny, a few articles I've read on this waffle between "SHE" and "HE"..

[twotimer]

Yeah, well...boy or girl, it doesn't matter. What we have here is an absolutely miserable human being.

I think everyone needs to have a "joy" in life...something that you enjoy immensely and it rejuvenates you. The outdoors does it for me. These people that never chose or found anything sure make a lot of noise sometimes.

[Iceaxe]

Woman who killed daughters after ‘they got in the way’ of her sex life sentenced to life in prison

https://www.foxnews.com/world/woman-who-killed-daughters-after-they-got-in-the-way-of-her-sex-life-sentenced-to-life-in-prison

Climb-Utah.com

[Iceaxe]

Taylorsville woman set her apartment on fire, waited outside for firefighters

https://www.ksl.com/article/46619768/taylorsville-woman-set-her-apartment-on-fire-waited-outside-for-firefighters-charges-say

Climb-Utah.com

[Iceaxe]

NASA astronaut accused of stealing identity, accessing bank account of her estranged wife while in space.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/nasa-astronaut-identity-theft-bank-account-divorce-wife

Climb-Utah.com

[BasinCruiser]

93108

[rockgremlin]

^^^ Please tell me that's Photoshopped. :eek2:

[Iceaxe]

^^^Look at her... thousands of men suddenly turn around and head back south.

Climb-Utah.com

[twotimer]

Nah...that's right up Dirk's alley.

[uintafly]

Nah...that's right up Dirk's alley.


:roflol: That is probably true. Didn't he once admit to having the hots for Huckabee Sanders?

[oldno7]

after the jimmy posted this online--nobody has heard from him

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/470975/EDF0F044-AC77-4E45-B243-D2C2A53AECD6-809446.gif

[twotimer]

OMG that may be among the top 10 funniest things I've ever seen. The more I watch it, the more I laugh!

[oldno7]

OMG that may be among the top 10 funniest things I've ever seen. The more I watch it, the more I laugh!

Had me laughing all day...

[Iceaxe]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

Woman falls off balcony while practicing 'extreme' yoga, posing for pictures: report

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-falls-balcony-yoga

Climb-Utah.com

[rockgremlin]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

Woman falls off balcony while practicing 'extreme' yoga, posing for pictures: report

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-falls-balcony-yoga

Climb-Utah.com


From the article:

"According to the publication, the woman, living in San Pedro in Nuevo Leon, broke 110 bones and underwent 11 hours of surgery following the fall. She will face years of recovery."


I wonder if she'll do yoga to aid in her recovery?

[twotimer]

Somebody around here has a signature that says, "He who walks on the edge will eventually fall". Sounds scary...gotta be careful.

Man, let me tell ya...I walk on the edge all the time. I've taken a few dives but nothing serious, but one thing I learned NEVER to do is "show off" near the edge. That'll get ya.

[Iceaxe]

Utah mom arrested for threatening to shoot up dental office
https://www.ksl.com/article/46629095/utah-mom-arrested-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-dental-office

Climb-Utah.com

[BasinCruiser]

So many things wrong with this story.

93132


https://defensemaven.io/bluelivesmatter/news/woman-calls-police-saying-her-professional-cuddler-told-her-to-suck-her-nipple-aqIJkcNXMUyxjo5kz-N0sQ/

[Sombeech]

So many things wrong with this story.

93132


https://defensemaven.io/bluelivesmatter/news/woman-calls-police-saying-her-professional-cuddler-told-her-to-suck-her-nipple-aqIJkcNXMUyxjo5kz-N0sQ/

Hell you don't need to be a licensed professional for that

[BasinCruiser]

93134

http://www.ladbible.com/news/weird-angry-vegan-takes-neighbour-to-court-over-the-smell-of-barbecue-20190903

[rockgremlin]

93134

http://www.ladbible.com/news/weird-angry-vegan-takes-neighbour-to-court-over-the-smell-of-barbecue-20190903


From the article:

"To be fair, it's hard to prove that someone is maliciously barbecuing.Lawyer John Hammond said that heading to the Supreme Court was still an option for Carden, albeit an 'extreme option', and added that it isn't yet off the table.

Carden went on to accuse her neighbours of being 'absolutely deliberate' in allowing the smells to enter her garden.

It isn't just barbecued food, by the way. She has also complained about the smell of cigarettes and the sound of kids playing with basketballs."



I'm surprised that she has the money to constantly litigate her neighbors being that she's just a lowly massage therapist. I wonder how many cats she has? :lol8:

[Scott Card]

93134

http://www.ladbible.com/news/weird-angry-vegan-takes-neighbour-to-court-over-the-smell-of-barbecue-20190903

Have you ever smelled broccoli cooking? Wayyyyyy more criminal than any BBQ.

[rockgremlin]

Have you ever smelled broccoli cooking? Wayyyyyy more criminal than any BBQ.


Very true.

If she wanted to play dirty, instead of suing her neighbors she should buy a half dozen cheap Crock Pots, fill them with cabbage and/or Kim Chee and/or Sauerkraut and then put them all on slow simmer for days on end.

Absolutely nauseating...

[BasinCruiser]

Very true.

If she wanted to play dirty, instead of suing her neighbors she should buy a half dozen cheap Crock Pots, fill them with cabbage and/or Kim Chee and/or Sauerkraut and then put them all on slow simmer for days on end.

Absolutely nauseating...

I have a co-worker that, who loves getting reactions out of people, basically did this very thing. He'd bring a bottle of Kimchee to work, warm it up in the microwave, and then just set it out on the counter for the rest of the day to stink up the entire place.

[rockgremlin]

Utah woman tries to convince officers that she is her daughter. :lol8:

Check this one out: https://www.ksl.com/article/46631494/utah-woman-found-with-meth-tries-to-id-herself-as-daughter


93136

[BruteForce]

Sharpie for make-up? WTF is that??

[accadacca]

She looks like a Kiss reject roadie.

[BasinCruiser]

Signs you may have exceeded your ability to handle your drinking.

Only in Utah?

93145

https://www.deseret.com/utah/2019/9/5/20851084/drunken-utah-woman-arrested-after-calling-police-to-report-drunk-driver

[tallsteve]

In our own backyard:

https://www.ksl.com/article/46634869/disciplinary-action-taken-against-desert-hills-high-cheerleaders-allegedly-involved-in-hazing

ST. GEORGE — Allegations have come to light of a hazing incident involving several Desert Hills High School cheerleaders perpetrated against younger cheer team members in June.
The incident, which is currently under investigation by the Washington County School District, was captured in a series of videos.
The individual video clips show several older girls setting up the scene inside of a house. The younger teens are kept out of the room until each is brought in one at a time and told to lie down on the floor. A pillow is then held over their face and they are instructed to do sit-ups as quickly as possible once the pillow is removed.
In each video, while the younger teen is still on the floor with her face covered by a pillow, one of the older teens squats over the girl with her bare buttocks, which is painted with a red substance. Once the pillow is lifted, the younger girl sits up rapidly to perform the sit-up, but instead, her face collides with the older teen’s buttocks, transferring the red substance all over the girl’s face.
Washington County School District Communications Director Steve Dunham confirmed that there was a situation that is being investigated for possible misconduct.
Sources familiar with the incident say the older girls who allegedly perpetrated the hazing have been suspended.

[Sombeech]

one of the older teens squats over the girl with her bare buttocks, which is painted with a red substance. Once the pillow is lifted, the younger girl sits up rapidly to perform the sit-up, but instead, her face collides with the older teen’s buttocks
The impossible situp! Newbies have fell victim to that prank for all of time. :lol8:

[Iceaxe]

Vegan activist rescues 16 rabbits, leading to death of nearly 100 baby bunnies

https://www.foxnews.com/world/vegan-activist-rescues-16-rabbits-leading-to-death-of-nearly-100-baby-bunnies-in-spain-report-says

Climb-Utah.com

[BasinCruiser]

93156

[rockgremlin]

^^^To her credit, she's got some pretty funny, well done tats. I like that Miss Piggy one. :lol8:

https://cheesecake.articleassets.meaww.com/23577/uploads/79308a71b28fd86cf9223d009604bdad_800_420.jpeg

[accadacca]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5aE8RhIqaU&feature=youtu.be

[BasinCruiser]

93209


https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/transgender-man-upset-to-be-listed-as-the-mother-of-the-child-he-birthed/

[Iceaxe]

'Get rid of the babies!': Distraught woman at AOC town hall urges 'eating babies' to fight climate change

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/get-rid-of-the-babies-distraught-woman-at-aoc-town-hall-urges-eating-babies-to-fight-climate-change

Climb-Utah.com

[devo_stevo]

'Get rid of the babies!': Distraught woman at AOC town hall urges 'eating babies' to fight climate change

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/get-rid-of-the-babies-distraught-woman-at-aoc-town-hall-urges-eating-babies-to-fight-climate-change

Climb-Utah.com
This can't possibly be real. :) That was hilarious. Now we only have a few months left before we all die from catastrophic climate change. A FEW MONTHS!!!

[Iceaxe]

The crazy is in full swing today...

Florida woman drives car into tree after telling four kids to remove seat belts: 'The devil can’t hurt you'

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-drives-car-into-tree-after-telling-four-kids-to-remove-seat-belts-the-devil-cant-hurt-you

Climb-Utah.com

[BasinCruiser]

93236

[double moo]

93236

Like swedish fish?

[Iceaxe]

She sounds like a fun date...

Woman threatens to rape and kill cop after DUI arrest

http://via.fox13now.com/0TziP

Climb-Utah.com

[Iceaxe]

WTH?!? This takes crazy bitch to an entirely new level... 7 year old children don't know their gender and should not be undergoing gender transformation...

James Younger, 7, to have Texas judge decide fate amid parents' gender transition battle

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-denied-sole-custody-of-son-7-as-mother-pushes-for-hormone-therapy-for-transgender-boy

Climb-Utah.com

[BasinCruiser]

WTH?!? This takes crazy bitch to an entirely new level... 7 year old children don't know their gender and should not be undergoing gender transformation...

James Younger, 7, to have Texas judge decide fate amid parents' gender transition battle

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-denied-sole-custody-of-son-7-as-mother-pushes-for-hormone-therapy-for-transgender-boy

Climb-Utah.com

Yes, that is a horrifyingly frightening and disgusting story, and extremely alarming of where our society and law is moving toward.

Supposedly, the mother sits and pushes out on him, withholding affection and attention unless he pretends he’s a girl.

[BasinCruiser]

https://pluralist.com/james-younger-video-son-mommy-tells-me-im-a-girl//43333

[devo_stevo]

Horrible.

[rockgremlin]

WTH?!? This takes crazy bitch to an entirely new level... 7 year old children don't know their gender and should not be undergoing gender transformation...

James Younger, 7, to have Texas judge decide fate amid parents' gender transition battle

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-denied-sole-custody-of-son-7-as-mother-pushes-for-hormone-therapy-for-transgender-boy

Climb-Utah.com


Who is providing the dresses for the dress ups? Sounds like mom is the instigator and encourager of the identity crisis. Maybe the sick mom should be evaluated and then prosecuted for child abuse.

[Scott Card]

Maybe the sick mom should be evaluated and then prosecuted for child abuse.



^^^^^^^^^^ THIS! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[twotimer]

I listened to a segment on the radio today about this debacle...the mom is obviously completely nuts. Child abuse, indeed...but it seems that anything less than physical beatings is considered to be tolerable these days. I feel sorry for the dad...trying his best to save the kid.

My mother was crazy, too. But she never got anywhere near this whacky...she just heard voices and had visions. Y'know, standard stuff.

I'm the oldest of 4, all close in age together. She let us run wild when I was just 6 years old...just be home soon after dark.

[BasinCruiser]

93377

[BasinCruiser]

Nothing says progressive crazy ones like $6.50/gas. Congrats Commiefornia. The utopia paradise you deserve.

93391

[BasinCruiser]

Pull my finger


93403

[rockgremlin]

Pull my finger


93403

Oh brother. This is only going to cause all the trolls out there to fart even louder.

[Iceaxe]

Would bang! Not marry....

Eyeball tattoos allegedly left 'Blue Eyes White Dragon' woman blind for 3 weeks: 'That was pretty brutal'

https://www.foxnews.com/health/eyeball-tattoos-left-blue-eyes-white-dragon-woman-blind-report

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191104/84d202cd1c3fce718491279d053887a1.jpg

[rockgremlin]

^^^The Foxnews comments section is priceless:


- Mentally ill.

- Thank goodness she had that much vacation time saved up from her full time job. Did you catch the sarcasm in that? Cause, if you didn't, I meant it pretty sarcastically.

- good luck at any job interview.

- Beauty to Beast. Sad

- Many more people need to be placed, involuntarily, in mental institutions.

- And she’ll be living at home forever

- When you have more money than brains.

- I got drunk one time and made it with a peacock. Guess it took.

:roflol::roflol:

[BasinCruiser]

If only she didn’t bring the machete, she probably wouldn’t be going to jail, and still would have gotten what she wanted.

93421


https://tribunist.com/news/woman-sentenced-for-breaking-into-exs-house-forcing-him-to-have-sex-with-her/?utm_source=charlie

[BasinCruiser]

93433

[BasinCruiser]

2-for-1


93465

[Iceaxe]

Crazy bitch jumps from car runs on to the freeway...

Officials identify woman killed on I-15 in Bluffdale after argument leads to crash

https://www.ksl.com/article/46670575/officials-identify-woman-killed-on-i-15-in-bluffdale-after-argument-leads-to-crash

Climb-Utah.com

[Sombeech]

Crazy bitch jumps from car runs on to the freeway...

Officials identify woman killed on I-15 in Bluffdale after argument leads to crash

https://www.ksl.com/article/46670575/officials-identify-woman-killed-on-i-15-in-bluffdale-after-argument-leads-to-crash

Climb-Utah.comWell dang I just realized who this woman was, we went to high school together and I had recently had a long conversation with her in August. She has had a rough few years.

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[Iceaxe]

Woman bites boyfriend's penis after accusing him of cheating

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-bit-boyfriend-penis

Climb-Utah.com

[tallsteve]

Yesterday afternoon I was in our office mens bathroom, which is a building shared bathroom in the commons area. There's a womens bathroom right next to it. The bathroom consists of one urinal and two enclosed stalls. I was at the urinal and someone was in the stall closest to me. We flushed at the same time and I went to the double sink to wash my hands when the other person came out of the stall and steps up to the other sink. It was then that I noticed it was a woman. She looked to be about 25 years old, petite and cute. Definitely not a transgender. Nothing out of the ordinary looking that would scream "I'm a defiant rebel and will always pee in the mens bathroom given the choice". Anyway, we locked eyes in the mirror and she gave me the look of "This is no big deal, I do it all the time so why are you looking at me?". So, I decided not to say anything and just left. I don't think my look indicated that I was angry or freaked out, just surprised. If I had still been doing my thing at the urinal when she went to wash her hands I might have looked embarrassed but, I wouldn't have freaked out. Is this now the norm we live in?

[devo_stevo]

Utah County is a weird place. You never know.

[Sombeech]

Yesterday afternoon I was in our office mens bathroom, which is a building shared bathroom in the commons area. There's a womens bathroom right next to it. The bathroom consists of one urinal and two enclosed stalls. I was at the urinal and someone was in the stall closest to me. We flushed at the same time and I went to the double sink to wash my hands when the other person came out of the stall and steps up to the other sink. It was then that I noticed it was a woman. She looked to be about 25 years old, petite and cute. Definitely not a transgender. Nothing out of the ordinary looking that would scream "I'm a defiant rebel and will always pee in the mens bathroom given the choice". Anyway, we locked eyes in the mirror and she gave me the look of "This is no big deal, I do it all the time so why are you looking at me?". So, I decided not to say anything and just left. I don't think my look indicated that I was angry or freaked out, just surprised. If I had still been doing my thing at the urinal when she went to wash her hands I might have looked embarrassed but, I wouldn't have freaked out. Is this now the norm we live in?
Just imagine if you used the stall in the women's restroom, you'd be in the news.

[Iceaxe]

It was then that I noticed it was a woman. She looked to be about 25 years old, petite and cute. Definitely not a transgender.

Just a little FYI... you can't go by looks. I went to a drag queen concert one night and without doubt the 5 hottest chicks in the bar were all drag queens in the show.

Also.... I went to the bar with a guy in my apartment complex one night (this is 1985) and he picks up this real hottie, by far the best looking girl in the bar, and they disappear out to the parking lot. About 30 minutes later he comes storming back into the bar and proceeds to make an even bigger mistake for the night.... he tells us the story.... hahaha... what a fool, we teased him unmercifully for the next year.... anyhoo... the story is he took the chick out to his truck and they start making out, she gives him a BJ, and afterwards he reaches his hand up her skirt and finds more then he bargained for... hahaha.... I still can't believe he told us, I would have taken that story to my grave.

:cool2:

[Iceaxe]

You need to read the entire story to understand how messed up this chick is. To start with her husband and father of her children was her step father when the story begins....

Ohio woman pleads guilty to murdering 3 sons, gets decades in prison

https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohio-woman-pleads-guilty-murdering-3-sons-gets-decades-in-prison

Climb-Utah.com

[twotimer]

I still can't believe he told us, I would have taken that story to my grave.

:cool2:Same thing happened to a buddy of mine in Vegas...'86,'87? We figured he did it on purpose, though.

[rockgremlin]

Just a little FYI... you can't go by looks. I went to a drag queen concert one night and without doubt the 5 hottest chicks in the bar were all drag queens in the show.

Also.... I went to the bar with a guy in my apartment complex one night (this is 1985) and he picks up this real hottie, by far the best looking girl in the bar, and they disappear out to the parking lot. About 30 minutes later he comes storming back into the bar and proceeds to make an even bigger mistake for the night.... he tells us the story.... hahaha... what a fool, we teased him unmercifully for the next year.... anyhoo... the story is he took the chick out to his truck and they start making out, she gives him a BJ, and afterwards he reaches his hand up her skirt and finds more then he bargained for... hahaha.... I still can't believe he told us, I would have taken that story to my grave.

:cool2:

I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener. You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina.

This is the 80's and I'm down the tha ladies...:lol8:

[BasinCruiser]

Yesterday afternoon I was in our office mens bathroom, which is a building shared bathroom in the commons area. There's a womens bathroom right next to it. The bathroom consists of one urinal and two enclosed stalls. I was at the urinal and someone was in the stall closest to me. We flushed at the same time and I went to the double sink to wash my hands when the other person came out of the stall and steps up to the other sink. It was then that I noticed it was a woman. She looked to be about 25 years old, petite and cute. Definitely not a transgender. Nothing out of the ordinary looking that would scream "I'm a defiant rebel and will always pee in the mens bathroom given the choice". Anyway, we locked eyes in the mirror and she gave me the look of "This is no big deal, I do it all the time so why are you looking at me?". So, I decided not to say anything and just left. I don't think my look indicated that I was angry or freaked out, just surprised. If I had still been doing my thing at the urinal when she went to wash her hands I might have looked embarrassed but, I wouldn't have freaked out. Is this now the norm we live in?

Good thing you didn't turn around immediately after discharging still unholstered and she saw your equipment, or she would have accused you of sexual assault.

[BasinCruiser]

93768

Ummm, he did face justice, got exactly what he deserved- which coincidentally is exactly what he wanted. So shut up.

[devo_stevo]

Someone doesn't understand that when you shoot an attacker in the arm or leg or something like that, they just keep shooting other people. You are supposed to take out the threat. That's it.

[twotimer]

What she doesn't understand is that he knew he'd likely die as a result of his actions. Roll the dice, pay the consequences.

That knucklehead that shot up the movie theater here in Denver, James Holmes, killed all those people and then had the nerve to ask the jury to grant him a favor...spare his life. One juror out of twelve granted him just that...this gal would have likely done the same thing.

Funny how we live in a world that seems so sideways sometimes.

[rockgremlin]

Every concealed carry class I've ever heard of instructs the students that if you draw be prepared to shoot to kill.

You should never brandish a firearm with the intent to maim.

If the situation is dire enough that it requires bullets then always, always shoot to kill. Anything else just creates problems and might result in the attacker somehow living long enough to take your life.

[Iceaxe]

Yup... you pull a gun you better plan on using it.

Gun control means hitting what you aim at.

Climb-Utah.com

[Sombeech]

93768


"He didn't need to KILL HIM in the Church"

... I get this strange notion she's not talking about the attacker, that her morals only apply to the defenders. Just a strange retarded notion.

[Iceaxe]

Woman divorces husband of 24 years over "wait for it" his support of Trump

https://libertyunyielding.com/2019/12/27/woman-divorces-husband-of-24-years-over-wait-for-it-his-support-of-trump/

Climb-Utah.com

[dougrz]

Woman divorces husband of 24 years over "wait for it" his support of Trump

https://libertyunyielding.com/2019/12/27/woman-divorces-husband-of-24-years-over-wait-for-it-his-support-of-trump/

Climb-Utah.comHe's fortunate. I've told anyone and everyone, any relative of mine who's a rabid anti-Trumper is out of my life. Wife and kids included if need be.

I can accept cringing at his tweets and other behaviors, but will not accept siding with these communist Dems.

[twotimer]

I can accept cringing at his tweets and other behaviors, but will not accept siding with these communist Dems.Yeah...they've gotten way out of control.

The whole "Peace, love, harmony and equality" mantra of days of old has gone right out the window. Now if you don't line up with them you're scum, right? I'll keep my liberal friends as long as everything is friendly...otherwise I'm out.

10 months from now we'll see how this all plays out. Doesn't seem to be much middle ground anymore...sides have been taken. I like to think I'm reasonably flexible, but I've chosen mine without a doubt. They've literally given me no other option...and besides, Trump is pretty damn good, I think.

The only thing I'd advise him to do is have someone witty proof read his tweets before he hits the send button...but hey, you can't have it all.

[Iceaxe]

Utah woman in stabbing investigation arrested twice in same day

https://www.ksl.com/article/46701121/utah-woman-in-stabbing-investigation-arrested-twice-in-same-day

Climb-Utah.com

[BasinCruiser]

Gwyneth... and anyone who buys her parts....


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https://www.mrctv.org/blog/pee-yew-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-new-candle-smells-her-lady-bits

[twotimer]

Gwyneth... and anyone who buys her parts....


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https://www.mrctv.org/blog/pee-yew-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-new-candle-smells-her-lady-bitsSome are nasty, some are nice. Hopefully she went with a nice one...otherwise just open up a can of sardines.

[double moo]

Heard it sold out quickly... I didn't search to see if it's factual...

[accadacca]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200115/682bf3f73a796ec3d7a65bd04b5c78f3.jpg

[Iceaxe]

I think I found one of twotimer's old girlfriends... LOL...

Naked woman seen wandering Miami airport, jumping off roof of police car

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/naked-woman-miami-airport-report

Climb-Utah.com

[twotimer]

I think I found one of twotimer's old girlfriends... LOL...

Naked woman seen wandering Miami airport, jumping off roof of police car

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/naked-woman-miami-airport-report

Climb-Utah.comUh, yeah...pretty darn close. Except mine never pulled those kinds of stunts in public. Always at my house. Most recently in 2016 with a neighbor, Vicky. That was embarrassing as hell.

Everything seems like it’s fine...until it isn’t.

[accadacca]

Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports

https://fxn.ws/2NWJmkz

[oldno7]

Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports

https://fxn.ws/2NWJmkz

probably a close relation to romney, he shits all over things to.

massholes gonna masshole

[BasinCruiser]

This dingbat has completely lost her mind.


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https://dailysounder.com/elizabeth-warren-places-blame-on-president-trump-for-deadly-coronavirus-outbreak/

[BasinCruiser]

How woke are you? Enough to despise your own heterosexuality?


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https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/peak-woke-straight-woman-doesnt-want-to-date-straight-men/

[BasinCruiser]

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https://nationalfile.com/report-vegans-walking-cabbages-instead-of-dogs-in-trend-to-cure-depression/

[accadacca]

A high school principal in Washington state has resigned after a Facebook post suggested the late NBA superstar Kobe Bryant deserved to die.

Sejkora wrote in the post, “Not gonna lie. Seems to me that karma caught up with a rapist today.”

https://www.yaktrinews.com/washington-principal-on-leave-for-post-on-kobe-bryants-death-resigns/

[rockgremlin]

She was just helping the cops...:lol8:


https://www.ksl.com/article/46745987/salt-lake-woman-chased-down-fiance-rammed-his-car-police-say (https://www.ksl.com/article/46745987/salt-lake-woman-chased-down-fiance-rammed-his-car-police-say)


On Saturday, Sandy police were dispatched to a “road rage incident” that was in progress. “Megan Camden was chasing her fiance in her vehicle, attempting to arrest him for a warrant she believed he had,” a police affidavit states.

[Iceaxe]

That's not even her best crazy bitch moment... I'm guessing meth was also involved in this episode of crazy bitch...

https://fox13now.com/2015/01/02/couple-arrested-after-dining-at-dennys-with-drug-paraphernalia-in-view/

[Sombeech]

They showed this mugshot of her from 5 years ago, Meth and Heroin, she probably looks like hell today, hence no mugshot posted

https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/ff6f6e5/2147483647/strip/true/crop/770x433+0+0/resize/1280x720!/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmediaassets.fox13now.com%2Ftribu ne-network%2Ftribkstu-files-wordpress%2F2015%2F01%2Fdennys-drug-couple-mugshots.jpg

[BasinCruiser]

Hopefully, she is not pregnant and about to bring a child into that crazy circus mess. Crisis averted - hopefully.

This story is is rock solid evidence for my premise that we should move to manditory drug and psyche evals prior to being allowed to procreate, and every young teenager should be put in a reversible fertile state until such eval occurs. And the results of that eval have a short sunset period, at which time they are then put back into a fertile state again.

[BasinCruiser]

It’s almost like we need an ultimate virtue signaling thread.

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[BasinCruiser]

The things that spew out of this witches mouth.....:hair: you know she’s a few bricks shy of a loony bin.



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[Iceaxe]

Hollywood star apologizes for being white. Says it disgusts her....

https://truthuncensored.net/hollywood-star-apologizes-for-being-white-says-it-disgusts-me-2/

[BasinCruiser]

https://www.facebook.com/920824201327994/posts/2854202337990161/?d=n


MEDIA RELEASE: Death Investigation at Daybreak

Bibb County Sheriff’s Deputies responded to 174 Walnut Street, Daybreak Day Resource Center, just after 4:00AM Sunday morning in reference to a complaint of two people having intercourse on the front steps of this location. When deputies arrived they found the two having intercourse. After the male was asked to get dressed it was discovered that the female was unresponsive.


Emergency services determined that the female had been deceased for some time.
At this time the cause of death is still under investigation. It does not appear to be any foul play at this time. An autopsy will be performed to determine the cause of death. Investigators arrested 55-year-old Kenny Obyran Whitehead and charged him with necrophilia. Whitehead does not have a bond.

The female identity will be released once next of kin is notified.

Anyone with any information in reference to this incident is urged to contact the Bibb Sheriff’s Office at 478-751-7500

[rockgremlin]

https://www.facebook.com/920824201327994/posts/2854202337990161/?d=n


MEDIA RELEASE: Death Investigation at Daybreak

Bibb County Sheriff’s Deputies responded to 174 Walnut Street, Daybreak Day Resource Center, just after 4:00AM Sunday morning in reference to a complaint of two people having intercourse on the front steps of this location. When deputies arrived they found the two having intercourse. After the male was asked to get dressed it was discovered that the female was unresponsive.


Emergency services determined that the female had been deceased for some time.
At this time the cause of death is still under investigation. It does not appear to be any foul play at this time. An autopsy will be performed to determine the cause of death. Investigators arrested 55-year-old Kenny Obyran Whitehead and charged him with necrophilia. Whitehead does not have a bond.

The female identity will be released once next of kin is notified.

Anyone with any information in reference to this incident is urged to contact the Bibb Sheriff’s Office at 478-751-7500


This belongs in a "Dudes be crazy" thread. :crazycobasa:

[Iceaxe]

"I like my women breathing.... but that's not an absolute rule, it's more of just a guideline". - Kenny Whitehead

[BasinCruiser]

This belongs in a "Dudes be crazy" thread. :crazycobasa:

Are you assuming the live person's gender? :nono:

[rockgremlin]

Are you assuming the live person's gender? :nono:




No I'm just going straight off the text in the article: " After the male was asked to get dressed it was discovered that the female was unresponsive."


If anything, Bibb County sheriff's deputies assumed the gender. :haha:

[Iceaxe]

Tooele woman charged with arson after police say she set her house on fire
https://www.ksl.com/article/46755039/tooele-woman-charged-with-arson-after-police-say-she-set-her-house-on-fire

[BasinCruiser]

I think I’m going to throw up



https://www.facebook.com/665761357227553/posts/931639053973114/?d=n

In the past "Vaginal Knitting", was the thing to do. With many leading feminists using wool stained in their period blood to knit the American flag or portraits of Donald Trump, but as time has moved on, we now know that the term "vagina", is cis-het exclusive and marginalizes transwomen, or women who don't have vaginas.


We now refer to genitals as simply "front hole", and "rear hole", so as not to offend others and show inclusivity, form a bond of protection against the heteronormative patriarchy, and not increase societal violence to trans women who are not yet menstruating.


James Anderson (pictured), decided he needed to take a stand and show other cis-het males and similar that they too could knit using their rear holes, right alongside his partner Amber who's a well known feminist, who knits using her front hole.


"It was a bit uncomfortable at first, you know, inserting the wool into myself but womxn go through childbirth right? So if they can put up with that, then so should us males or similar."


"Basically I insert a handful of wool into myself, and then I knit and as I do so the wool exits my body and becomes various shades of color as it becomes part of whatever we're making."


"It's quite artistic because the wool is a representation of whatever I've consumed, and in a het-normative consumer driven capitalistic patriarchy as we live in I feel that's making a real statement."


"In this case, I'm knitting face masks to donate to my local Black Lives Matter chapter, because people of color are disproportionately affected by coronavirus and rights for POC are very close to my heart, so it's the least I can do to say sorry for my white privilege", said James.


"And I'm knitting face masks for survivors of domestic violence for a local womxn's shelter. It's the little things that count, and as a feminist I never grandstand or make a fuss out of my views and tend to keep them to myself. Like most feminists, I'm not easily offended." said Amber.


Thankyou James, and thankyou Amber for taking a stand.


Trump is not my president.

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[rockgremlin]

...as a feminist I never grandstand or make a fuss out of my views and tend to keep them to myself. Like most feminists, I'm not easily offended." said Amber.


Two things here:

1. Feminists ARE easily offended. It's one of their most defining characteristics.

2. She "never grandstands, and keeps to herself" -- except when she splashes this ridiculous nonsense all over the internet via Twitter. :facepalm1:


Ludicrous...:crazycobasa:

[Byron]

Uh...ok. So she's got blood all over her hands and he's got poop all over his. And they're doing this to make a "statement" about the inequities of society?

Seems to me what they're actually doing is demonstrating how they're both sick in the head and swimming in misery. I don't think I've ever met anybody quite like this and I hope I never do...'cuz I'm likely to amp the dominating alpha male bravado up to 11 just to watch then squirm.

Half of me wants to believe this is fake, but the other half knows it likely isn't.

[rockgremlin]

Uh...ok. So she's got blood all over her hands and he's got poop all over his. And they're doing this to make a "statement" about the inequities of society?

Seems to me what they're actually doing is demonstrating how they're both sick in the head and swimming in misery.


Dunno about misery, but it's likely that they're swimming in E. Coli and Hepatitis between his poop and her period blood.

Must smell lovely -- and they're knitting these to donate to their Black Lives Matter chapter? I can't decide if they are doing so out of love or hate? In my world, giving someone an article of clothing that's designed to be worn on the face that has been dredged through shit and period blood is a clear act of aggression. But what do I know? :ne_nau:

[Byron]

Oh man...couldn't have said it better.

EDIT: I could scarcely believe this was real, so I looked it up. Turns out it's just a couple different "performance artists" and it's all about 6 years old. Hardly a goin' concern. Certainly crazy, though.

[devo_stevo]

I wonder if they are going to tell the people that they give the masks to where the color in them came from?

Gross.:puke8:

[devo_stevo]

So looking at that facebook page, it appears that it's a satire site. In light of this, it's now one of the best things on the internet. There's some real gold in there.

[rockgremlin]

So looking at that facebook page, it appears that it's a satire site. In light of this, it's now one of the best things on the internet. There's some real gold in there.

Dammit we've been duped. There actually is some pretty funny stuff on there.

Props to Devo for looking beyond the cover. :2thumbs:

[devo_stevo]

https://www.facebook.com/anitashallofsocialjustice/posts/918445358625817?__tn__=K-R

Karen Sharpe of Glendale CA writes:
After finishing work yesterday as a real estate agent office clerk I decided to pick up my 9 year old gender fluid daughter Maxi to take her to the mall with me so I could purchase some gluten free, non-gmo vegan pasta shapes for her for dinner from the whole foods.
At the mall as we passed by a ice cream shop:
"Mommy, can I please have an ice cream?".
I told Maxi that she can have just one scoop of her choice because she has to watch her caloric daily intake and gave her just enough money for one scoop only.
As Maxi got her ice cream I turned my back and started going through a clearance rack at Macey's. I was looking for a matching womxn's business jacket with large sized shoulder padded inserts with matching pants-suit.
As I was finding my size I heard crying, I turned around and saw Maxi with a half eaten ice cream, crying uncontrollably.
"What's wrong Maxi?" I said.
"The nasty heteronormative cis-gendered person of color called Jermaine at the ice-cream shop called me a boy as he passed me the ice cream. He called me a BOY mommy... a BOY!!"
"Why do people keep calling me a boy Mommy just because they think I look like one?", cried Maxi.
As a mother of a non-binary gender fluid child this is possibly one of the most painful things that can happen to us. It's equally as valid but far more painful than childhood cancer.
I am qualified to self diagnose my own child's gender given I hold a Brown University gender studies degree from 1998, so I know what MY child's gender is and feminist experts on twitter confirmed it.
I immediately took Maxi by the hand and marched with her right back to the ice cream store because I tell you what, I was going to give him a piece of MY social justice, serving size LARGE.
After asking for Jermaine's pronouns, which after some confusion with him not knowing what I was talking about, he told me his pronouns were he/his:
"Why did you misgender my child? Don't you know how harmful that is?", I shouted.
As he opened his mouth to reply, I just continued:
"You're so ignorant, and probably didn't even go to college and complete a gender studies degree as I have." I said.
"Ma'am I'm a veteran and I don't know what this college stuff is you're talking about, the ice-cream your kid wanted was $6.90 but your kid only had....."
He tried to keep rambling but I cut him off because every feminist knows that a gender-fluid child should always be believed so clearly he was lying.
"You think that just because my child wears boy's clothing and appears as a male means that she's a boy? She's not and I have identified her as a she. Are you aware the misgendering someone is an act of violence?"
"Where is your manager? I want to speak to the manager!", I said.
"Ma'am the store owner was that brother you bumped into as he was leaving when you charged in and he's gone home!" he said, showing his internalized racism and shadism by using a racially attributed term like "brother".
"The correct term to use, is person of color thankyou and I'd care for you NOT to use the B word in front of non-binary child". I said.
A tear came to my eye as a crowd had gathered and a person of color disabled female on a motorized wheelchair rolled forward:
"Das Right! You speak it sister and tell it how it izz, uh-huh", as she moved her head from side to side as she said the uh-huh part and wagged her index finger.
She was so grateful that I corrected him on his bigoted language that oppresses her every single day.
An elderly lady had stopped and said:
"I sure wish feminists like you were around in my day, when capitalists were sending us womxn into coal mines just to be able to afford a loaf of bread, I'm so proud of you!".
The old lady then tossed her walking stick aside and started a slow clap.... looking around her, encouraging others to join in.
A bus of senior citizens exiting a bus saw what had happened join in the clapping, with one even turning up the volume on her hearing aid so she could hear it better.
The person of color womxn in the motorized scooter clapped with the palms of her hands to avoid damaging her acrylic nails.
A janitor mopping the floor stopped and started clapping, nodding as he did so.
Before I knew it, there was at least 40-50 people surrounding me nodding and clapping, faster and faster admiring me for the social justice stand I was taking as tears streamed down all of their faces, with several patting me on the back constantly nodding and saying "yeah, yeah!".
While this was going on Maxi grabbed the leg of my pants-suit and said:
"Mommy, now make the man of color Jermaine give me 2 scoops for free, no, wait, 3 scoops....actually 4 scoops, and make him give me sprinkles as well, also for free, and also add in toffee centers, and also get him to give me a store voucher for next time, thankyou Mommy." Maxi said smiling.
The ice cream employee, visibly upset and frightened he would lose his job gave my little Maxi her ice cream with everything on it SHE asked for AND a voucher for next time, while saying it will be taken out of his pay.
Maxi was still grinning as he gave the ice cream to her. She was so happy she got what she wanted and I was so happy my little pumpkin got it https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t57/1/16/1f609.png;)
Oh, by the way, I got him fired anyway after writing a letter to the manager threatening them with hate crime charges, they have a zero tolerance policy here in California. 😂😂 So looks like he'll be out on the street if he can't pay his rent.
This is how a REAL feminist deals with bigots people.
Trump is not my president.

[devo_stevo]

Dammit we've been duped. There actually is some pretty funny stuff on there.

Props to Devo for looking beyond the cover. :2thumbs:
I went for the comments. There was no way all that was real, so I had to look. Too funny.

[rockgremlin]

Gotta admit to feeling like a jackass. I bit on it hook, line, and sinker (as apparently most of us did). :facepalm1:

Looking forward to delving further into the satirical depths of this site. :lol8:

[BasinCruiser]

Mobs, riots, looting, burning buildings and cars, assaults and attacks. City officialS to cops: Meh.

Try out products in the store before you buy them. Officials: lock her up.


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https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-trying-out-dozens-of-sex-toys-in-the-middle-of-a-walmart-store/

[rockgremlin]

^^^^

Is she naked in that mugshot?

She may not have been charged if she were hot. :lol8:

[devo_stevo]

Wait... They sell sex toys at Wal-Mart?

[Iceaxe]

Teen suffers broken neck after giving blow job to seventeen men to celebrate 17th birthday

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/teen-suffers-broken-neck-after-giving-blow-job-to-seventeen-men-to-celebrate-17th-birthday/

[BasinCruiser]

A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year old flamethrower.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-couple-accidentally-burns-house-down-during-sex-game-involving-ww2-flamethrower/



"They shouldn’t face any criminal charges. but may have problems when it comes to claiming their insurance policies, as damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games is rarely covered.

A case involving a Gatling gun in 2004 and another involving a rocket launcher in 2011 have made their way to court, and in both cases the insurance company didn’t have to pay anything to the claimants."
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Note to self: Shop for home owners insurance that covers damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games.

[Iceaxe]

Pennsylvania woman threw knife at boyfriend because he refused to eat

https://www.foxnews.com/us/pennsylvania-woman-threw-knife-boyfriend-because-refused-eat-police-say

[double moo]

Local Crazy...

https://www.ksl.com/article/50000178/utah-woman-spotted-wheeling-dead-man-on-office-chair-into-motel-room-police-say

[accadacca]

Local Crazy...

https://www.ksl.com/article/50000178/utah-woman-spotted-wheeling-dead-man-on-office-chair-into-motel-room-police-say

Oh wow...

[rockgremlin]

Local Crazy...

https://www.ksl.com/article/50000178/utah-woman-spotted-wheeling-dead-man-on-office-chair-into-motel-room-police-say

Yup. She sat there and watched him slowly kill himself for hours... and didn't do a damn thing to stop it. And then desecrated his body afterwards.

Crazy nothin' - this chick is a soulless bitch.

[Iceaxe]

WTF
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200716/5455f9798072987ad35ec6219787fdd7.jpg

[BasinCruiser]

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