I Hate the Outdoors

[accadacca]

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[windminstrel]

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“I hate nature. I really do. Nature is composed entirely of sticks, dirt, fall-down places, biting and stinging things, and savageries too numerous to list. And I'm not the only one who feels this way. Man has been building cities since the year oughty-ought, just to get away from this stuff.”

[BruteForce]

I hate it too!

[Iceaxe]

Nature sucks...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180318/23c5e7b42383cc0713d24c7a1c71daaa.jpg

[Sombeech]

I hate it so bad I try to invade everybody's privacy in public.

The following video was shot from my mom's basement


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj8vnPi6_eU&disable_polymer=true

[accadacca]

Hate the outdoors but tried a brand new (March ‘18) trail called Athena near Green River, UT

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[twotimer]

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I hate the outdoors, too. Just got back from hangin' out there for 10 miserable days.

[accadacca]

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I hate the outdoors, too. Just got back from hangin' out there for 10 miserable days.

Where did you go?

[twotimer]

Moab. This is my campsite close to Klondike. Got up this one morning and there was this ballon floating around. Rode my bikes all over the place...sure is nice to be in shape.

[accadacca]

Awesome! I was down the road in Green River.

[mrfritz44]

I hate you all for being close enough to post such pictures. ...

[BruteForce]

Stupid Tusher Tunnel. I hated being there and having to walk through that ~90 feet of sand. What a waste of time & energy!

[accadacca]

Goblin Valley sucked too. Way too many goblins and the scenery was so ugly. My kids really hated it... [emoji23]

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[Rob L]

Is that your kid? No wonder you are embarrassed! :naughty:

[Sombeech]

Capitol Reef this weekend. Awful.
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[twotimer]

I just looked over that trail near Green River...certainly be riding that one. I've camped down by the geyser and have always considered that area quite scenic. All this riding is just north of the geyser...funny, last time I camped there, I wondered about the country to the north...gettin' back in there, looking around. I checked out the roads on google maps but didn't drive it.

[oldno7]

Crawled through the rocks of 3 peaks, I hate it..

Little shake out run for May

[oldno7]

Crawled through the rocks of 3 peaks, I hate it..

Little shake out run for May, planning on hating the HITR trail too...

[oldno7]

hated it so much it went horizontal

[rockgremlin]

I love the amount of smart-assery in this thread. May it never die.

[Sombeech]

stupid


http://youtu.be/Oc_3Jcioo3M

[oldno7]

Why do haters, do such stupid stuff?

Could've been in your warm, dry home playing monopoly with the kids, now that they would remember...

[windminstrel]

Driving to a job on Hwy 89 , too much coffee, I just need to pull over and relieve myself, and right in the middle of my urinary ecstasy...The outdoors just had to ruin it with this view.....

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Thanks alot nature for soiling another cherished moment.

[accadacca]

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Tin foil dinners on the campfire, clear night full of stars in the desert, cooking breakfast over the campfire with the boys.

Absolutely horrible time in the outdoors...

[BruteForce]

This weekend just totally sucked. Hiking and walking with 60 pounds of decoys/blind/shotgun on my back on the lower Tushar Range. What a terrible and just horrible way to spend a weekend!

[windminstrel]

accadacca, BruteForce, I feel your pain, the shame and humiliation of such dismal experiences must be taking a huge toll mentally as well as physically. And accadacca, forcing young men to participate in an event of such mundane significance, I shutter to think of the remorse and grief you must feel.

I too had a terrible, appalling outing this weekend, I took my Daughters dog and made him hike with me along the Virgin river . Throughout the entire excursion I could see that the dog wanted nothing more than to be able to chase a vehicle, bark at a stranger or just shit on a strangers lawn. But no, I forced the poor animal to run and frolic in the harshness of the outdoors. I too suffered immensely, the solitude, the perfect weather, the sounds of the river following gently along, It was truly an unpleasant trek.

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[oldno7]

Caught some dumb ass fish, then had to filet the miserable bastards.

Then---f-in woke up to another shitty sunrise,,,

It's good to be home..(and cellphone pictures suck)

[twotimer]

Hey Kurt...how far down is that filthy lake? I'm going to be there for a torturous week at the end of the month.

[oldno7]

Hey Kurt...how far down is that filthy lake? I'm going to be there for a torturous week at the end of the month.

It's at 3610 now.

About 10ft higher than at this time last year.

We showed 28ft deep going through the cut.

[rockgremlin]

This weekend just totally sucked. Hiking and walking with 60 pounds of decoys/blind/shotgun on my back on the lower Tushar Range. What a terrible and just horrible way to spend a weekend!

So did you bag any?

[accadacca]

Suuuuuuucked soooooo BAD...

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[qedcook]

Stupid sun... Always ruining my pictures....

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[uintafly]

Suuuuuuucked soooooo BAD...

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Your bike has amazing balance!

[middlefork]

Hater's gona hate.

https://www.ksl.com/?sid=46301780&nid=148&title=new-report-shows-utahns-spent-738b-in-12-months-on-outdoor-recreation

[oldno7]

Hater's gona hate.

https://www.ksl.com/?sid=46301780&nid=148&title=new-report-shows-utahns-spent-738b-in-12-months-on-outdoor-recreation

Ya--well, like, all those people are just going outside because they don't have a good basement and 5G..losers

[accadacca]

Wait, we only talk politics on Bogley? There isn’t any outdoor content.

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[windminstrel]

I could have just slept in, gotten up late, and lounged around the house all day in my underwear watching reruns on my TV......But No......something deep in my twisted mind possessed me to waste the day tubing the Virgin river and then hiking out of the river gorge.
The views before my eyes, the peaceful calm of the river, the silence and solitude, I hate the outdoors,, boring, boring, Boring ! I think I may need psychotherapy.


http://youtu.be/3ZX2NL-QvZs

[twotimer]

.../\/\/\...Excellent.

[accadacca]

I could have just slept in, gotten up late, and lounged around the house all day in my underwear watching reruns on my TV......But No......something deep in my twisted mind possessed me to waste the day tubing the Virgin river and then hiking out of the river gorge.
The views before my eyes, the peaceful calm of the river, the silence and solitude, I hate the outdoors,, boring, boring, Boring ! I think I may need psychotherapy.


http://youtu.be/3ZX2NL-QvZs

I have no idea what you were thinking. Looks like a terrible day.

[Iceaxe]

Oh man... tubbing a river is one of the favorite things I do with my clothes on.

[accadacca]

3 miserable days on my bike this week.

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[oldno7]

no pictures, went out with the gps to find treasures in the mountains, with grandkids.

this geocaching thing will never catch on, it makes people get off couches and leave houses.

[devo_stevo]

Saturday morning was awful. Not only did the sun come out in a big way and make it really hard to see without squinting and giving you a headache from the eye strain, it was also nice and warm without being too hot. I hate days like that.

For some reason (probably mental illness), I drug my butt out of bed early and went to check on the beavers just south of Mantua. I've never seen them so busy in all the 25 years I've been riding my bike up there. In one spot, they've plugged up the pipes that go under the road and dammed up the stream so that it flows right over the road.
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It was a terrible day.

[tallsteve]

A buddy and me pedaled our bikes up to the rock alter in Provo Canyon, Saturday. It was a real ugly day with perfectly blue skies, no clouds and warm weather. Who wants any of that? Plus, our bikes got dust on them. Horrible day.

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[windminstrel]

And I thought I hated the outdoors....

US college says outdoors too risky for outdoors club
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43899183

[Sombeech]

Meh

Last night


http://youtu.be/ZlCptQVaEmA


http://youtu.be/uHCAzarB8OQ


http://youtu.be/VAqBptKmFdQ


http://youtu.be/L3KHUsHVesw


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[oldno7]

You can tell that guy in the 2nd video down, hates the outdoors, sounded like he was huffin' and puffin' going downhill..:afro:

[BruteForce]

You can tell that guy in the 2nd video down, hates the outdoors, sounded like he was huffin' and puffin' going downhill..:afro:

All that pedaling and bell ringing must be exhausting. Mountain biking sucks!

[rockgremlin]

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From this morning's hike in the Swell...cut short when a mountain lion started screaming at me about 50' away.

Stupid lions. I hate hiking...

[Sombeech]

You can tell that guy in the 2nd video down, hates the outdoors, sounded like he was huffin' and puffin' going downhill..:afro:


All that pedaling and bell ringing must be exhausting. Mountain biking sucks!

That was the sounds of outrunning a sasquatch


in my mind

[BruteForce]

Breaking trail and hitting fresh snow is horrible. Reaching a peak that shouldn't be accessible this time of year is even worse!

[windminstrel]

Misery loves company.....no truer words have ever been spoken....I could not just be content in my hatred for the outdoors.......I had to drag this poor unsuspecting young lady along to share in my anguish...

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[jdn1221]

Bruteforce, Location? If you don’t mind, that is.

[BruteForce]

Bruteforce, Location? If you don’t mind, that is.

We staged in Marysvale, rode South to Circleville and got up to about 10,000' breaking snow trail. The last photo (fresh snow) was on the Pahvant Range, somewhere North of Joseph/I-70..

[accadacca]

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Camp tonight in BFE Nevada along the BDR. Right on the California/Nevada border. What the hell are we thinking? Cell coverage too. Major WTF...

[Sombeech]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lxG3WqUNS0

[BruteForce]

Stupid mountains always blocking my view and preventing of video game playing!

[kiwi_outdoors]

setting up camp at what turned out to NOT be the near-to-Cow-Tank location. If you look closely you can see our not-patented adjustable height camp table. the next day the wind came up fit to bust and stayed that way for 48 hours - we hate the outdoors!

[windminstrel]

As I am drawn deeper and deeper into my psychotic state I find myself leaving the security of the civilized world and the comfort of my home, dragging other into that most horrid and treacherous... Outdoors....

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Gavin, my 7 year old grandson is still innocent and
naive about the revolting true character of nature...today he witnessed events that should help him to become fully aware of the random and senseless indifference that nature has towards him and mankind.

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Thanks nature for once again ruining a perfectly beautiful day....I Hate The Outdoors !

[tallsteve]

The weather has been so awful this past week. I mean who really likes 80 degree temps, blue skies and sunshine, anyway? Horrible. It forced me to go up AF Canyon every evening and again Saturday morning to do volunteer trailwork. I cleared and did drainage control on about 15 miles of trail. Terrible. Hiking on these beautiful rugged mountain trails just sucks. Not sure why but, a buddy even wanted to tag along Saturday morning and we stopped long enough to take this view photo. Awful week.

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[oldno7]

This world would certainly be a better place if someone bulldozed all these bumps down, put in streets and houses, complete with basements.

What a nice view a subdivision would have of Powell point.

poor suckers have to walk down, slick dangerous trails, this outdoor crap has got to end.

[windminstrel]

As much as I hate the outdoors I will be leaving the comfort of my home and seeking a desolate camping spot for the weekend. Why would you do such a thing you ask , Because it is that weekend again,,,a yearly event that makes my stomach churn...so many people enjoying the outdoors !


http://youtu.be/591PqBE4ZeI

I don't want to live on this planet anymore !

[accadacca]

The outdoors blow. The leaves were too green...kinda hurt my eyes. So ugly.

https://instagram.com/p/BiXAITsBZoN/

[tallsteve]

The outdoors blow. The leaves were too green...kinda hurt my eyes. So ugly.

https://instagram.com/p/BiXAITsBZoN/

Wow. I can't believe how quickly the leaves have 'popped'! I pedaled up there a week and a half ago and they were totally bare! Ugly. Don't go there again.

[accadacca]

Wow. I can't believe how quickly the leaves have 'popped'! I pedaled up there a week and a half ago and they were totally bare! Ugly. Don't go there again.
Yeah crazy. Everything is really green right now.

[windminstrel]

Green, I hate green, at least the creek was dry. Where is my refrigeration and indoor plumbing ?

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[BruteForce]

Damned it, the wife forced me to go to Wendover and then said we MUST explore/adventure. I really, really, really hate the salt flats and desert area, but before I knew what happened, we were at Peterson Pass atop the Pilot Peak Range and destined for a painful 160 mile ATV adventure.

[twotimer]

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Yep...bored out of my mind

[rockgremlin]

^^^Fresh off the island, Gilligan did some clothes shopping at Kohl's before immersing himself in canyoneering - the latest hiking fad enjoyed by the hippies of the day.

[twotimer]

^^^Fresh off the island, Gilligan did some clothes shopping at Kohl's before immersing himself in canyoneering - the latest hiking fad enjoyed by the hippies of the day.Ha! That's friggin' funny, man...considering I'll be hitting Kohl's later today to buy yet more shorts! Nailed it, dude.

[windminstrel]

The outdoors.....

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Minding my own business and out of nowhere....

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And of course ....petroglyphs...

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Why I ever left the house today never ceases to amaze me...

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[rockgremlin]

^^^ That's a gorgeous rattler!! :eek2:

[tallsteve]

I led an 8.5 mile group hike last Thursday morning of 8 people up AF Canyon. My sister even came (see photo). That ugly outdoor nature green color was everywhere. Views sucked. My sisters best friend and hiking/adventure buddy even gave me a hug while literally shedding tears of joy thanking me for getting my sister excited about doing outdoorsy stuff. Totally sucks to get a giant hug from a beautiful woman.

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[accadacca]

The thread is full of fail. Bogley members only talk about politics, guns, sex and religion. We are losing our reputation for being basement dwellers...

My ride at Mueller Park was so ugly I threw up a little in my mouth.

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[Sombeech]

He wants to go rappelling again.

I'm teaching him that if he truly wants to be an Outdoor Enthusiast, he needs to complain about political discussion on Bogley, but actively engage in political discussion on Facebook.

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[rockgremlin]

...if he truly wants to be an Outdoor Enthusiast, he needs to complain about political discussion on Bogley, but actively engage in political discussion on Facebook.




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[uintafly]

The thread is full of fail. Bogley members only talk about politics, guns, sex and religion. We are losing our reputation for being basement dwellers...

My ride at Mueller Park was so ugly I threw up a little in my mouth.

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Mueller is my lunch time ride of choice because it's 5 minutes from work and home. I can leave work get up to Rudy's and be back to the office in about 2:15. Great ride, but it'd be a lot better if it wasn't so busy.

[Sombeech]

Surfing seasonhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180518/8fefead5f431db85c52c54dacddadd3c.jpg

[Sombeech]

Then biking the next day

http://youtu.be/mPvU7pcQDvg


http://youtu.be/mPvU7pcQDvg

[oldno7]

That new e-bike, gets right along^^^^

[Sombeech]

That new e-bike, gets right along^^^^
It's a remote control bike, I don't even need to ride it anymore. It just goes down the hill on it's own and doesn't even yield to uphill riders.

[windminstrel]

I figured sooner is better than later for my grandson to learn to hate the outdoors....

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This dystopia called the desert...I hope he will learn to be just as miserable in the outdoors as I am.

[Iceaxe]

This thread always makes me laugh... I remember my kids threatening to turn me into child services when they were about 8 and 10.

They used to say Five-0 would toss me in prison if they ever found out I forced them to hike for miles across the desert with only a bottle of Gatorade and a bag of jerky. All the while throwing them off cliffs and forcing them to swim through putrid water.

https://youtu.be/l3NzxZK12wA

[Sombeech]

I'm legitimately not fond of this climb but I love that downhill


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e77b9tYaubU&feature=youtu.be

[accadacca]

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Out riding with my boys. You can tell they are in pure misery.

[double moo]

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Out riding with my boys. You can tell they are in pure misery.

Child Abuse...

[qedcook]

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Stupid snow doesn't ever seem to melt....

[Sombeech]

Last night, Ogden overlookhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180601/67d3380f811bbbffbe7a53f9ecd764db.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180601/ba5d913a2cdb32dec595589edac9f2cc.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180601/50fcf5ce596f9d4f1e8abc3efad8f8e6.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180601/7a99d39509d8ad4be0b026197deb9be2.jpg

[rockgremlin]

Last night's revolting hike from my house to the North Ogden Divide.


Annoying wood bridge
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Overlooking North Ogden
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From the divide looking down on Liberty & Eden
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[Sombeech]

Last night's revolting hike from my house to the North Ogden Divide.


Annoying wood bridge
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Why would they insult the living trees by building something out of dead trees and shoving it in their faces like that

[rockgremlin]

This Smallmouth Bass at Pineview living up to its name.

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[uintafly]

This weekend called for a little environmental destruction.

[accadacca]

Forcing these scouts on a 7 mile 2,600 ascent. The outdoors blow.

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[windminstrel]

Perfect water my ass.... I hate the outdoors....

[rockgremlin]

On a business trip all week in central Utah. Look at the dismal accommodations they put me up in! Guess I'll just have to sleep in the bed of this truck. This is unacceptable. :frustrated:

[Linda]

You all got to be kidding hahaha!

[windminstrel]

You all got to be kidding hahaha!

Not kidding at all....I despise the outdoors, what a total waste of profitable land....now here is a good use for a small parcel of land !

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did not find a thing, what a total waste of a weekend !

[rockgremlin]

Not kidding at all....I despise the outdoors, what a total waste of profitable land....now here is a good use for a small parcel of land !

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did not find a thing, what a total waste of a weekend !

Where is this? Looks like southwest Utah somewhere - with the red rock contrasted with the lava rocks.

[windminstrel]

Where is this? Looks like southwest Utah somewhere - with the red rock contrasted with the lava rocks.

Just beyond Windchester Hills and a bit further west into Nevada

[accadacca]

Miserable...

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[accadacca]

Thunder Mountain Trail outside Bryce National Park

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[jdn1221]

Looks miserable, glad it’s you and not me down there.

[accadacca]

Looks miserable, glad it’s you and not me down there.

It’s was awful.

[windminstrel]

YANTS FLAT and the CANDY CLIFFS

It was hot, there where flying,stinging insects, and the quality of the petroglyphs was dismal.....I really hate the outdoors, at least I didn't drag anyone along to share my misery....

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[Sombeech]

Thunder Mountain Trail outside Bryce National Park


Thunder Mountain contained zero thunder while I was there. 1 Star. Would not recommend.

[Sombeech]

YANTS FLAT and the CANDY CLIFFS

It was hot, there where flying,stinging insects, and the quality of the petroglyphs was dismal.....I really hate the outdoors, at least I didn't drag anyone along to share my misery....

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What the hell kind of candy is that, enough with the lies.

[accadacca]

Punishing the whole neighborhood with downhill shuttle runs.

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[twotimer]

Punishing the whole neighborhood with downhill shuttle runs.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180704/5fd94e8b7211a934443af46ca6ffda47.jpgNow ya got me jealous. I had lots of time off for fun in April and May, but now I'm cranking out the work...worked today, in fact. The next two months doin' them back to back with only a few days off here and there.

I reckon I'll start jonesin' hard in about 4 weeks.

[accadacca]

Miserable time catching big Kokanee and Rainbows. Look at those faces...

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[twotimer]

Chillax, man.

[windminstrel]

“I have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”

Got a break in the stormy weather and dragged an innocent into the dreadful outdoors...

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We had to wade up a muddy wash, in hot and humid weather.
Then faced down an angry sidewinder just to see a few faded petroglyphs.
A frantic hike back to the truck to beat a fast building thunder storm and the threat of flash flooding....
My loathing of the outdoors grows more intense with each and every
journey away from the comfort of pavement and the security of concrete and steel.

[windminstrel]

I all ready hate the outdoors but what I hate even more is when I am lured in with the possibility of learning something of historical interest. Hence I give you The Ward Charcoal Ovens......

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[accadacca]

Looks awful.

[Trykon]

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[oldno7]

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The rattlesnake trail---what a miserable waste of a good day, sorry you went,

[rockgremlin]

Waste of a perfectly good Saturday fishing at some unnamed lake in the Uintahs.

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[windminstrel]

Looks awful.


And to further the torment....Garnet Hell, oops Hill...

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[twotimer]

Where is this Rattlesnake trail?

[oldno7]

Where is this Rattlesnake trail?

Cedar Breaks NM

[kd7kmp]

I hate the outdoors SOOOO much I had to spend three day in Middle Basin in the Uinta Mountains with my sister and 12 yo son to remind myself how much I HATE the outdoors.

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[middlefork]

accadacca, Was that you and your homies enjoying a ride up Blacksmith Fork yesterday? A guy pulled his helmet off as I was pulling out of the parking lot that looked a lot like you.

[windminstrel]

"A lot of people like snow I find it an unnecessary freezing of water"... I awoke with an unsettling thought firmly planted in my head, "Lets go North for a hike"... in what maniacal corner of my brain this idea took form is a mystery to me. The crazed way with which this thought provoked a revolting physical response is almost to tragic to tell..... I gathered my gear and ventured North into the outdoors...

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I really Hate the outdoors.

[rockgremlin]

^^^Where is this? Those petroglyphs look kind of recent. Like they were etched into the rock not too long ago. PM me if you want to keep it a secret...:naughty:

[windminstrel]

[QUOTE=rockgremlin;604980]^^^Where is this? Those petroglyphs look kind of recent. Like they were etched into the rock not too long ago. PM me if you want to keep it a secret...:naughty:[/QUOTEd

Nichols Canyon above Cedar