Nude cycling!

[whiskeyjack]

Ever tried it? I've been naked cycling on some remote fs roads and this pipeline road.
It's amazing how natural it feels . Things just... line up perfectly.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170728/20055e310991cf7c5e919df8cd7e3a5c.jpg


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[rockgremlin]

Wouldn't your seat get all messy?

[whiskeyjack]

Wouldn't your seat get all messy?

Actually, no. Only my butt cheeks contact the seat.
Inner thigh rub is the only real issue I've encountered. A couple pieces of mole skin solves that easily enough.


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[Sandstone Addiction]

Not sure....but would this apply to "Nude cycling"? :ne_nau:




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Title 76 (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/76.html)
Utah Criminal Code


Chapter 9 (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9.html)
Offenses Against Public Order and Decency


Part 7 (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9-P7.html)
Miscellaneous Provisions


76-9-702. Lewdness.


(1)
A person is guilty of lewdness if the person under circumstances not amounting to rape, object rape, forcible sodomy, forcible sexual abuse, aggravated sexual assault, or an attempt to commit any of these offenses, performs any of the following acts in a public place or under circumstances which the person should know will likely cause affront or alarm to, on, or in the presence of another who is 14 years of age or older:

(a)
an act of sexual intercourse or sodomy;




(b)
exposes his or her genitals, the female breast below the top of the areola, the buttocks, the anus, or the pubic area;




(c)
masturbates; or




(d)
any other act of lewdness.





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(2)


(a)
A person convicted the first or second time of a violation of Subsection (1) (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9-S702.html#76-9-702(1)) is guilty of a class B misdemeanor, except under Subsection (2)(b) (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9-S702.html#76-9-702(2)(b)).




(b)
A person convicted of a violation of Subsection (1) (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9-S702.html#76-9-702(1)) is guilty of a third degree felony if at the time of the violation:

(i)
the person is a sex offender as defined in Section 77-27-21.7 (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title77/Chapter27/77-27-S21.7.html?v=C77-27-S21.7_1800010118000101);




(ii)
the person has been previously convicted two or more times of violating Subsection (1) (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9-S702.html#76-9-702(1)); or




(iii)
the person has previously been convicted of a violation of Subsection (1) (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9-S702.html#76-9-702(1)) and has also previously been convicted of a violation of Section 76-9-702.5 (https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title76/Chapter9/76-9-S702.5.html?v=C76-9-S702.5_1800010118000101).

[Iceaxe]

Thanks for the offer to go nude cycling, but I think I'll pass.

[BruteForce]

Fall off that bike in the woods while nude. Ouch!

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[tallsteve]

One word...mosquitoes. No thanks.