View Full Version : Bogley has two (2) washrooms
Iceaxe
02-23-2017, 09:27 AM
Bogley has a male and a female washroom. The female washroom is clean and smells nice. There is a couch for taking a nap when you're feeling crampy. Free hand lotions are provided in the winter because we understand how the cold just draws the moisture out of your skin. The male washroom smells bad. Three of the stall doors don't have locks anymore. Email addresses of former Bogley women are written on the back of the toilet stalls and penises are drawn everywhere. The urinals don't flush and we ran out of paper towels in 2009.
A new male member joins. This new member identify's themselves as a female and is going through the process of turning into a female. Hormone treatments, dick removal, etc. You might even say this person is in transition.
What washroom do we make this new member use?
:cool2:
uintafly
02-23-2017, 09:37 AM
Is it for a #1 or a #2?
rockgremlin
02-23-2017, 10:09 AM
Is it for a #1 or a #2?
Asking the important questions
tallsteve
02-23-2017, 10:10 AM
Penis= Men's
Vagina= Women's
tallsteve
02-23-2017, 10:11 AM
'Course if the women's bathroom has a couch for taking naps, I may just feel like a woman for an hour or two!
rockgremlin
02-23-2017, 10:12 AM
I say we mandate he uses the male washroom until he "ripens" into a woman. Then he can switch.
Sombeech
02-23-2017, 10:45 AM
Is it for a #1 or a #2?
Did you just assume it's bowel movement?
BruteForce
02-23-2017, 10:49 AM
Penis= Men's
Vagina= Women's
Concur!
Iceaxe
02-23-2017, 10:51 AM
This whole mess would just disappear if we renamed the bathrooms to 'Penis' and 'Vagina'.
tallsteve
02-23-2017, 10:56 AM
This whole mess would just disappear if we renamed the bathrooms to 'Penis' and 'Vagina'.
Best idea I've heard all week!
tallsteve
02-23-2017, 10:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhDH2J2Of8
savanna3313
02-23-2017, 11:27 AM
Texas has shut down such nonsense (for now). However, before I moved from Louisiana to Texas, I was in a bathroom at a local restaurant (granted - it was in the French Quarter of New Orleans), and someone came into the stall next to me. I could see a nice pair of cowboy boots, and I'm thinking this gal has some really big feet, but when the boots didn't turn around to sit down and the person started to tinkle facing the toilet, I came to conclusion that Mr./Ms Cowboy was a man......or a very oddly proportioned woman. I did not wait around to see which. :eek2:
If someone "identifies" as a woman, please do not have a 5 o'clock shadow along with a manly bulge! :nono:
uintafly
02-23-2017, 01:36 PM
This whole mess would just disappear if we renamed the bathrooms to 'Penis' and 'Vagina'.
This is bogley, shouldn't it be 'cooch' and 'tallywacker'?
rockgremlin
02-23-2017, 03:13 PM
This is bogley, shouldn't it be 'cooch' and 'tallywacker'?
Maybe 'tubesteak' and 'squish mitten'?
Iceaxe
02-23-2017, 03:51 PM
I believe the word "whohaw" has been used before by one of the Bogley ladies to describe her mommy parts.
Sombeech
02-23-2017, 04:03 PM
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Sombeech
02-23-2017, 04:09 PM
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savanna3313
02-23-2017, 06:34 PM
I believe the word "whohaw" has been used before by one of the Bogley ladies to describe her mommy parts.
Dang.....good memory - sort of. Actually it was hoohaw and it referred to Daddy parts. (Southern slang) :nod: There are many more terms available for both genders.
btw - I don't believe I have ever referenced my mommy parts on this site.
:popcorn:
twotimer
02-23-2017, 06:37 PM
Now the women have to go through the whole clean/sanitize/cover with paper routine to sit on the seat. These unisex bathrooms have piss all over the toilets. And this has been turned into a "major political issue"?
I think these kids who are confused(?) should use the head in the principals office, or the nurse, or the faculty lounge, or the school counselor. Otherwise, adults should think real hard and figure it out.
I never had any kids, but if I had a young daughter I would forbid her to use a bathroom that is unisex that doesn't have a lock on it. I'd tell her that any man that comes in there (dress, wig, pantyhose, etc...) is a filthy pervert.
I mean for cryin' out loud, it's bad enough that you have to worry about the young boys being preyed upon. Now they want equal danger for the girls? Forget about this compassion bullshit, it's just too dangerous.
accadacca
02-23-2017, 07:38 PM
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