WARNING: Star Wars spoiler !!!!!

[Iceaxe]

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[twotimer]

All this heavy marketing for the movie has me a bit turned off. I love sci-fi, oh yes I do...but just about every supermarket you go into has a stinking stormtrooper staring at you.

Only one more day and I will gleefully be able to read all about the plot. I'll go see it in a month or two...all the bang/flash/shoot 'em up effects are all I'm interested in anyway.

[Sombeech]

All this heavy marketing for the movie has me a bit turned off. I love sci-fi, oh yes I do...but just about every supermarket you go into has a stinking stormtrooper staring at you.

Only one more day and I will gleefully be able to read all about the plot. I'll go see it in a month or two...all the bang/flash/shoot 'em up effects are all I'm interested in anyway.

Where will you read the plot? Does the book come out this week?

[Scott P]

Where will you read the plot?

Wikipedia usually summarizes the plot of every movie right after it comes out.

For example, Mocking Jay Part 2:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunger_Games:_Mockingjay_%E2%80%93_Part_2#Plot

[twotimer]

Indeed, you can read about it right now on the wiki page.

SPOILER ALERT!!!! You asked for it, you got it...

Han Solo is killed by his own son.

[Sombeech]

Oh man I just read the plot on Wikipedia. Yeah definitely some spoilers there, some relief, some downers, but that's what makes a great movie.

[Scott P]

We saw the movie last night. It was pretty good. I'm glad they didn't put any annoying creatures in this time for comic relief (i.e. Jar Jar Binks). Although the effects were very good, the movie has more of a "feel" of the older Star Wars Movies, rather than the 1990's ones.

[accadacca]

Agreed, great movie.

[Iceaxe]

Saw the new Star Wars today.... if you've seen A New Hope you already know The Force Awakens story line.

That being said I enjoyed the show.

[jman]

I watched it again for a 2nd time yesterday and caught a few interesting things, not to mention that re-watching the trailers I caught even more of the expanded plot, in light of the knowledge from the movie.

Is it safe to talk about em yet?? Use a SPOILER tag?

[accadacca]

I watched it again for a 2nd time yesterday and caught a few interesting things, not to mention that re-watching the trailers I caught even more of the expanded plot, in light of the knowledge from the movie.

Is it safe to talk about em yet?? Use a SPOILER tag?

Go for it! The thread title has a big warning on it.

[jman]

So, to start off the juicy details, near the end when you see somebody of significance....did you notice a grave (headstone) by this particular person?

[accadacca]

So, to start off the juicy details, near the end when you see somebody of significance....did you notice a grave (headstone) by this particular person?

I missed that..?

[accadacca]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE

[twotimer]

So, to start off the juicy details, near the end when you see somebody of significance....did you notice a grave (headstone) by this particular person?I haven't seen the movie yet, I'll wait a month or so and see it on a weekday afternoon.

In the rumor mill lead up to this movie, it was said that Luke is guarding the tomb of an ancient Sith. Was there a name on the grave?

[jman]

I haven't seen the movie yet, I'll wait a month or so and see it on a weekday afternoon.

In the rumor mill lead up to this movie, it was said that Luke is guarding the tomb of an ancient Sith. Was there a name on the grave?

There wasn't unfortunately.

After watching it a second time I realized that this person wasn't staring into the ocean but this headstone. The angle of the perspective makes you think he is looking into the ocean.

Also, apparently, if you listen to the light sabers hitting each other there are voices supposedly from Ewan McGregor (the new Obi wan kenobi).

Also when Ray (the young heroine) has a flashback you will hear a short narration from a familiar voice "Rey, these are your first steps". That voice is again Ewan McGregor, ever though he said earlier that he hated the franchise and wouldn't be caught dead in another one. Surprise! Ha ha

Also if you notice Kylo Ren's lightsaber, you will see that that it kinda flickers like a flame. No one else's lightsaber does that. And I'm wondering if that's because he is still in "training" and hasn't finished it yet.

If you listen to when Kylo Ren is using the force to read Rey's mind, notice for some particular words that he says... Kinda interesting.

Anyway, there's just a few more things to chew on.


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[Iceaxe]

I don't know how they are going to get there... but I'll bet a dozen donuts that Rey and Ren are brother and sister for the simple fact it sets up an extremely interesting brother-sister conflict, which is way more enticing than a cousin conflict (Rey being Lukes daughter).

[Scott P]

I don't know how they are going to get there... but I'll bet a dozen donuts that Rey and Ren are brother and sister for the simple fact it sets up an extremely interesting brother-sister conflict

I'll take that bet, though I actually have no idea. We'll wait until 2017 to buy those donuts though.

Han Solo and Leia seemed more concerned with Ren rather than Rey.

[Iceaxe]

/bookmarked

[accadacca]

I don't know how they are going to get there... but I'll bet a dozen donuts that Rey and Ren are brother and sister for the simple fact it sets up an extremely interesting brother-sister conflict, which is way more enticing than a cousin conflict (Rey being Lukes daughter).
I think Rey is Luke's daughter.

[Iceaxe]

I think Rey is Luke's daughter.

The movie was setup to make you think that..... So it will not happen, as Rey's true parents will be the twist in the sequel.

I believe Ren already knows who Rey actually is.

And my kids were watching a pirated copy of the the new Star Wars yesterday and Luke is definitely standing next to a headstone in the final scene. At first it appears he is gazing out at the ocean but as the camera pans back he is really gazing at what appears to be a headstone.

I can't believe I'm actually nerdy enough to know this crap.... :lol8:

[Sombeech]

At first it appears he is gazing out at the ocean but as the camera pans back he is really gazing at what appears to be a headstone.



Ah, you're right. I had to watch it again to see that.

[Iceaxe]

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[Sombeech]

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[accadacca]

So what the heck is on this headstone...nerd. Haha

I need to see it again or find a clip of that scene.

[jman]

So what the heck is on this headstone...nerd. Haha

I need to see it again or find a clip of that scene.

No one can tell (designed that way im sure).

Best guesses are that its Luke's wife. And when he sees Rey's face, Luke is more concerned with Rey (daughter perhaps? which ties into the vision that Rey say and her desire to return to Jakku since she is waiting for her family to return) that then the lightsaber.


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[accadacca]

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This mentions Rey and Ren being cousins, so the daughter of Luke makes sense. We already know that Ren is Han and Leia's boy.

[Iceaxe]

This mentions Rey and Ren being cousins, so the daughter of Luke makes sense.

Dude.... that is just a joke.... I wouldn't read to much into someones attempt at humor.

[Sombeech]

No one can tell (designed that way im sure).

Best guesses are that its Luke's wife.



Nerd out here, but if Luke truly become a Jedi, he wouldn't have gotten married, he would have left the life of companionship behind. It could be the grave of one of his padowans.

I think we'll learn who Rey's parents were and why they left her at Jakku. She was probably dropped there for protection from Snoke, similar to the Skywalker twins being broken up and hidden. I don't think Rey knew Luke, she thought he was just a myth, but I think Han knows exactly who she is. This is why he personally oversaw her extraction from the Star Killer base, and he told Fin not to worry, that they won't be leaving there without her.

Han told Maz at her place all about Rey and how she was waiting for somebody to come back to Jakku, so Maz knew who Rey was too and that her future wasn't with who she was waiting for, but it was with Luke and the Jedi training.

And finally Kylo Ren meets Rey, he says this is the girl he's heard so much about. He and Snoke know there is much more to Rey.

[accadacca]

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[Iceaxe]

If I remember correctly there was a book series years ago where Han and Leia had twins with one turning to the dark side. The overall arc was Luke then had to train the female twin and she was forced to kill her brother. I never read the series but I have a couple of friends who are die hard fans that have. Disney has already stated the book series has no bearing on the movie plot or timeline, for whatever that is worth.

[twotimer]

Yeah...I haven't even seen the movie yet and I'm geeking out on the stinkin' thing!

Oh well, something to do on a cold day between football action and commercials.

The main theories on the internet seem to be all about Rey...who is she related to?

I don't think she's the daughter of Luke or the niece of Han. She spends a lot of time with Han in this movie, right? Wouldn't he have acknowledged that?

Another theory is that she was being trained (with others) by Luke when Ren went bad. Why wouldn't she remember that, even if she were quite young? Somebody pulled a Jedi "memory wipe" on her?...that would be a stupid part of the plot. I don't think she was a Jedi in training.

Nobody seems to know who Rey is, expect apparently Ren. Does she recognize him at first glance? If not, then perhaps she is someone he has "heard of"...perhaps she was recognized as having the force as an infant by parents that have nothing to do with anybody else in the series. Kinda like Anakin, a "force baby".

Hey man, maybe she's the daughter of the athletic Sith dude in Phantom Menace! Wadda ya think of that...hmmmm?

[Iceaxe]

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[Sombeech]

Hey man, maybe she's the daughter of the athletic Sith dude in Phantom Menace! Wadda ya think of that...hmmmm?
Speaking of Darth Maul, he actually survived being cut in half, gets new legs, and later gets into a battle with his old master Darth Sidious.

[Sombeech]

Looks like Rey is Kylo Ren's cousin. Disney gave it away in this gameplay scene at 20:32

"Face me Cousin!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNXRZd5vkdo

[stefan]

Looks like Rey is Kylo Ren's cousin. Disney gave it away in this gameplay scene at 20:32

"Face me Cousin!"



apparently it's "curses" rather than "cousin".

see link:
http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/Kylo-Ren-Rumor-About-His-Relationship-Rey-Here-Truth-102167.html

[twotimer]

OK, saw the movie today. On one hand it was great, on the other it had it's disappointments. I also am pretty sure I know who Rey is, as it's so obvious as to who she isn't. She's not Lukes daughter or Rens cousin in any way. Ren doesn't really know who she is. Her parents are certainly dead. All of this is in plain sight in the movie. She was Obi-wan all over the place...somehow she has ties to him. I'd bet a granddad on that if anyone wants to take the bet.

So...the crappy part. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SNOKIE THING??? For cryin' out loud, can't they do better than that? Abrams pulled the same stupid stunt in the first Star Trek movie, with that giant CGI monster chasing Kirk around the snow. What's with these stupid monsters? The appearance of that thing was like Ted Danson showing up in Saving Private Ryan...it just stopped the movie dead in it's tracks. Now we have to watch that big, dumb thing get vanquished somehow.

A little too much action...one chase scene after another with so little real dialogue in between. This movie "felt" like Star Wars, but the first two movies had a lot more drama mixed with the action. Kind of like Luke hanging out with Yoda...I guess that's all too slow these days?

Man, does Carrie Fisher look terrible! It was distracting. I see that she's getting pissed about people taking notice of it. Quite frankly, if she can figure a way to wiggle out of anymore of these movies, that would suit me just fine. It's shocking to me how much alcohol and drugs really jack some people up, ages them hard. Luke doesn't look so hot either, his nose looks like it's been broke a few times. He looks like he drinks a lot, too.

By the way, there is no headstone where he's standing. As was said earlier in the movie, he's guarding the tomb that is the very essence of the Force, both dark and light. I think his presence is to strengthen the light side, helping Rey become so good, so fast.

When she shows up with the lightsaber, it's like "Now it's time to fight".

Great, more intense action scenes!!! But on the good side of all this, the special effects were absolutely top shelf.

[Sombeech]

I don't think Snoke is that big, it's just the hologram. Snoke is rumored to be Darth Plagueis, the one spoken of by Palpatine that learned how to stop death. Then Darth Sidious (Palpatine) thinks he killed him, his master. Now he's back, as he's been orchestrating the rise and fall of the Empire all along, and is now influencing General Hux with the First Order, and training Kylo Ren of the Knights of Ren.

Yeah Carrie Fisher looks old. I think she could have dramatically improved her performance as Leia by opening her mouth a lot more as she spoke, instead of the small opening preventing the dentures from falling out.

It may or may not be a tombstone that Luke is at, but he's at the original Jedi Temple site. As I watched it over and over again, I do see a rock that resembles a headstone, to the right of Luke in these shots

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[twotimer]

Yeah Carrie Fisher looks old. I think she could have dramatically improved her performance as Leia by opening her mouth a lot more as she spoke, instead of the small opening preventing the dentures from falling out.



Hahahaha!...And I though I was harsh!

Before seeing the movie, my eyes were keen to scope out the "headstone"...it's just a rock, you can see it pretty close with the first shot of him standing there. If it's a marker, it's really weak. Anyway, we know he's at the Supreme Tomb, for what that will mean.

The part of Palpatine explaining the worst of the worst must have escaped me...as my brain was reeling with all the CGI in that stinking movie. The next two were even worse.

Damn dude...I thought I was a geek on this stuff...

[accadacca]

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[Scott P]

I hate to say it, but I don't have any idea who that is. (We haven't had TV for many years though).

[Iceaxe]

I have a TV in every room and I have no clue who they are.

[Sombeech]

I hate to say it, but I don't have any idea who that is. (We haven't had TV for many years though).


I have a TV in every room and I have no clue who they are.

C'mon guys

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[rockgremlin]

I didn't think Carrie Fisher looked that bad, but Harrison Ford looked pretty peeled back.

And during the closing scene, if you look close you'll notice a figure exiting out the top right of your screen just above Luke's head. This figure is the ghost of Christmas many light years from today. Consequently, Luke has just discovered that it's his name on the headstone. This is a large reason why the release date was set to coincide with Christmas.

[gholt]

C'mon guys

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No one had seen space balls. Hilarious movie.
Love it

I hate yogurt. My swartz is bigger than yours

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[Scott P]

I know of Spaceballs, but still haven't seen it. With only a few rare exceptions, we really weren't allowed to see movies as kids though.

[gholt]

You should take the time. Mel Brooks at his usual.

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[Sombeech]

And during the closing scene, if you look close you'll notice a figure exiting out the top right of your screen just above Luke's head. This figure is the ghost of Christmas many light years from today.

Oh I thought it was just somebody exiting the theater from the camcorder torrent I downloaded

[accadacca]

J.J. Abrams gives a big clue about Rey's parents in 'Star Wars'

J.J. Abrams gives a big clue about Rey's parents in 'Star Wars'

(CNNMoney) J.J. Abrams just gave a big clue to one of the biggest mysteries in the "Star Wars" universe.

Speaking at New York's Tribeca Film Festival on Friday night, the director of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens, said that the parents of the film's heroine, Rey, were not in the hit Disney film.

"Rey's parents are not in Episode VII," Abrams said to the audience. "So I can't possibly at this moment tell you who they are."

The fact the character played by Daisy Ridley can use the film's all powerful Force has fans of the saga speculating that she may be the daughter of "Star Wars" characters like Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia and Han Solo.

However, Abrams' comments appear to take those characters out of the running seeing that they were all in "Force Awakens."

Since opening in December, "The Force Awakens" has shattered box office records before going on to make more than $2 billion worldwide.

The next film in the series, Episode VIII, is set for release on December 15, 2017.

Maybe Episode VIII will have a character tell Rey, "I am your father," but until then fans will just have to keep guessing.

[Sombeech]

Yeah I knew it wasn't Luke. True Jedis don't have children from their commitment to the force.

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[Scott P]

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[Scott P]

http://www.bogley.com/forum/images/metro/blue/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Iceaxe
I don't know how they are going to get there... but I'll bet a dozen donuts that Rey and Ren are brother and sister for the simple fact it sets up an extremely interesting brother-sister conflict, which is way more enticing than a cousin conflict (Rey being Lukes daughter).



I'll take that bet, though I actually have no idea. We'll wait until 2017 to buy those donuts though.

Han Solo and Leia seemed more concerned with Ren rather than Rey.


http://www.bogley.com/forum/images/metro/blue/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Iceaxe
/bookmarked

I haven't see it yet (maybe early next week), but who owes who the donuts? Or would that be too much of a spoiler?

[twotimer]

I just read the Wiki on the plot, and it sure as heck looks like bro and sis Jedi power duking it out to me. However, you may not get the donuts because it appears they don't really spell that out.

[Sombeech]

Let's just say that the 2 main questions of:
Who is Snoke, where did he come from, what will he become?
Who is Rey, who are her parents?

The viewers will discover that these 2 questions are fairly insignificant, and will be shocked and confused as a certain character's time in the story comes to an abrupt end.

[Sombeech]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXlao2KNYjQ

[Scott P]

Let's just say that the 2 main questions of:
Who is Snoke, where did he come from, what will he become?
Who is Rey, who are her parents?

The viewers will discover that these 2 questions are fairly insignificant, and will be shocked and confused as a certain character's time in the story comes to an abrupt end.

So, would you say that Shane owes me donuts?

[Iceaxe]

So, would you say that Shane owes me donuts?Just got home form the movie... and I do NOT owe you donuts.

[Scott P]

Just got home form the movie... and I do NOT owe you donuts.

So do I owe you donuts or is this something that we have to wait until 2019 for? Or maybe I should wait until I see it.

I wanted those donuts dang it!

[Iceaxe]

So do I owe you donuts or is this something that we have to wait until 2019 for? Or maybe I should wait until I see it.

I wanted those donuts dang it!
I would say the issue of Rey's parents is still unresolved and we'll have to wait.

[Scott P]

Let's just say that the 2 main questions of:
Who is Snoke, where did he come from, what will he become?
Who is Rey, who are her parents?

The viewers will discover that these 2 questions are fairly insignificant, and will be shocked and confused as a certain character's time in the story comes to an abrupt end.

After watching the movie, I really only had one question.

What do porgs taste like?

[twotimer]

So is it worth seeing? I liked Rouge One.

[Iceaxe]

So is it worth seeing? I liked Rouge One.I thought it was one of the better Star Wars. YMMV

[Scott P]

So is it worth seeing? I liked Rouge One.

It was pretty good, but the Mary Poppins scene floating in space was weird (you will see what I mean).

Other than that the movie was good, but Kylo Ren just doesn't make a very convincing ultimate bad guy. At the end of Rogue One, for example, Darth Vader was a real bad***, but Kylo Ren just isn't that intimidating.

In my opinion at least, this scene in Rogue One for example makes you fear Darth Vader a lot more than you do Kylo Ren.


http://youtu.be/P_PZGECoJT0

By comparison, Kylo Ren is more like your big brother that picks on you every once in a while.

[Iceaxe]

I agree about the Mary Poppins floating in space being dumb. Ditto for the red backup dancers of the Empires master.

Kylo Ren is conflicted (Darth Vader was not). I believe his inter conflict will be the bases of the next episode.

[Sombeech]

Here is a theory that I believe has some good foundation to it. And since this thread is labeled SPOILER, here it comes.



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Snoke may not be dead, it might have been another hologram, similar to Luke's trick he played. He might be allowing them to think he's dead.

The title for Star Wars IX has a good chance of being named "Black Diamond", which is what Snoke wears on his ring, taken from under Darth Vader's castle on Mustafar.

[Scott P]

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[accadacca]

I can finally read this thread. I just saw it last night. Good movie. They always leave you with questions.

I came away thinking Rey’s parents were nobodies in the galaxy. No idea who snoke is or where he came from.

[Iceaxe]

I came away thinking Rey’s parents were nobodies in the galaxy. No idea who snoke is or where he came from.

I believe that is a misdirect, remember it was Kylo Ren telling her that when he was trying to seduce her into joining him.

I think they are trying to set us up for another "Luke, I am your father" moment. Or at least a "Leia is your sister" surprise, but the one thing you can be sure of is Rey's parents were somebody's as that has been the main question throughout the last two movies.

YMMV

[tallsteve]

I finally saw it last night as well. I can't believe I was able to go into it spoiler free. I also went in with low expectations as I had heard of people not liking it or thinking it was just OK. I loved it! I am hoping they follow the path that Rey's parents were actually nobody's. I think it makes it more interesting from the standpoint that greatness CAN come from nothingness. Anyway, my son knows more about the Star Wars movies and universe than anybody I know. Here's his very well written review: https://letterboxd.com/thegrizzlykid/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi/

[twotimer]

I agree with your son's review, and I haven't even seen it yet.

Nothing can recapture the magic of seeing those first three for the first time. I'll never forget Star Wars...I was 14 and had ditched school. I liked Sci-fi movies so I went in based on the poster alone. The movie had just come out.

There were only about 20 of us in there and we all cheered when the Death Star exploded. About a week later, I took my friend Frankie and this time the place was packed. Everybody cheered when the Death Star exploded.

[tallsteve]

I agree with your son's review, and I haven't even seen it yet.

Nothing can recapture the magic of seeing those first three for the first time. I'll never forget Star Wars...I was 14 and had ditched school. I liked Sci-fi movies so I went in based on the poster alone. The movie had just come out.

There were only about 20 of us in there and we all cheered when the Death Star exploded. About a week later, I took my friend Frankie and this time the place was packed. Everybody cheered when the Death Star exploded.

Nice. I was 17 and was fortunate to have seen the original Star Wars on opening day at the old Centre Theater in downtown Salt Lake. I had never even heard of the movie (way before internet and pre-release hype back then was pretty much non-existent). My sci-fi nerd brother had heard of it and went alone mid-day. When he came home he immediately grabbed me saying, you've got go back with me right now and see this film! So, we drove back into Salt Lake from Kaysville, I was blown away form the opening scene to the end!

[Iceaxe]

I was also 17 and watched the original Star Wars opening weekend at the Center Theater. We went early Sunday morning and it was packed but had a few open seats. When we left the lines were huge. People were standing in line at noon to get into the evening showings.

Those old huge theaters were a lot of fun when a major new movie hit the market.

[tallsteve]

Star Wars opened on Wednesday, May 25, 1977. We went on that Wednesday and there was no line at all. I think between Wednesday and the weekend, word of mouth about the film had spread like wildfire, hence the crazy weekend crowds. From what I recall, the Centre Theater was one of a very small handfull of theaters in the US who agreed to show the film. Of course within a week every theater in the country wanted it.

[Iceaxe]

Star Wars opened on Wednesday, May 25, 1977. We went on that Wednesday and there was no line at all. I think between Wednesday and the weekend, word of mouth about the film had spread like wildfire, hence the crazy weekend crowds. From what I recall, the Centre Theater was one of a very small handfull of theaters in the US who agreed to show the film. Of course within a week every theater in the country wanted it.
I remember the day well as we listened to the Indy 500 on the radio on the way home. This was back before The 500 was broadcast live. This was also back when Indy was the biggest single day sporting event in the world, even bigger than the Superbowl :-)

[twotimer]

What an absolute piece of shit. As soon as Luke said "I've come to this island to die" I felt like walking out of there. That one line demolished any interest I had. They turned Luke into a pathetic, sad sack.

This movie was a mishmash of Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones. Same story as Empire, blended with the cartoon aspect of Clones. Way too much melodrama, with all these teary eyed faces. They're doing way too much funky stuff with the Force, man. I'm not diggin' it.

I see in the trailers that they're going to pair up Thor with friggin' Groot. What the heck? Just put them all in a blender.

Speaking of trailers, I'll tell you what...Ron Howard's daughter is SMOKING HOT.

[accadacca]

Speaking of trailers, I'll tell you what...Ron Howard's daughter is SMOKING HOT.
Maybe the next Lindsey Lohan...

[double moo]

What an absolute piece of shit. As soon as Luke said "I've come to this island to die" I felt like walking out of there. That one line demolished any interest I had. They turned Luke into a pathetic, sad sack.

This movie was a mishmash of Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones. Same story as Empire, blended with the cartoon aspect of Clones. Way too much melodrama, with all these teary eyed faces. They're doing way too much funky stuff with the Force, man. I'm not diggin' it.

I see in the trailers that they're going to pair up Thor with friggin' Groot. What the heck? Just put them all in a blender.

Speaking of trailers, I'll tell you what...Ron Howard's daughter is SMOKING HOT.

I too though it was total shit. Just was reluctant to piss on the love parade here... but as long as you opened that door!..

Worst actress in the history of film got way too much screen time - more post death than while she was alive. And all the post production efforts to make her a final star only reinforced her lack of talent. Only one actor from the original could actually act... and he was killed off in the last episode. I loved all of the Hamill moving over the years,.. wait he was only in some corvette movie and shit canned after that.

Bring back Princess Almadea - and add some titty scenes. Even Axe could support that.

[Iceaxe]

:-)

They could certainly up their game when it comes to hot chicks....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180106/30be801f741e716fc609b2c7ec25051a.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180106/43a648469c55035083b1f7868751c506.jpg

[double moo]

Marvel Comics made Deadpool for us adults... It's time the Star Wars folks follow suit.

[hank moon]

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[accadacca]

When I went to school it was uphill both ways in the snow...

[Sombeech]

:-)

They could certainly up their game when it comes to hot chicks....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180106/30be801f741e716fc609b2c7ec25051a.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180106/43a648469c55035083b1f7868751c506.jpg

Force boner

[uintafly]

Marvel Comics made Deadpool for us adults... It's time the Star Wars folks follow suit.

That ain't happening. They know whether you hate it or love it, they'll get your $12 for the ticket. If your kids love it though, they get their $12 ticket and their $250 in random merchandise. And their trip to Disneyland for the new Star Wars Land....

[Sombeech]

I just want you all to consider this, it could totally be a dude in this gear

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180106/43a648469c55035083b1f7868751c506.jpg

[tallsteve]

I just want you all to consider this, it could totally be a dude in this gear

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180106/43a648469c55035083b1f7868751c506.jpg

Beside the fact that it looks like they're wearing an adult diaper. No thanks!

[Scott P]

Beside the fact that it looks like they're wearing an adult diaper.

It's a chastity belt.

Anyway, even if that is a woman, it just isn't sexy.

[hank moon]

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