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08-26-2015, 10:57 AM
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Grand Canyon National Park/Flickr
The National Park Service turns 99 years old on Tuesday. To celebrate, the Department of the Interior has waived admission fees for all NPS sites for the day. That's a pretty sweet deal. You should stop reading this right now, call in sick, and enjoy the great outdoors. National parks are great.
But not everyone agrees. Yelp is filled with one- and two-star reviews of America's most pristine and majestic natural wonders. And honestly, they're riveting. What makes a national park a one-star destination varies from one reviewer to the next. Maybe the tacos at the visitor center aren't up to snuff. Maybe it was cloudy. Maybe the park was too cowardly to cut down some trees for spillover parking lots. Maybe it was President Barack Obama's fault.
Whatever the case, you can thank these people for leaving the campgrounds a little bit less crowded for the rest of us:
JOSHUA TREE:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/joshuatree.jpg
The desert is too hot. Esther Lee (https://www.flickr.com/photos/47096398@N08/6128387697/in/photolist-akxA9R-ajXEJ2-ajXEzH-pjqqBL-ak1tym-dbseNr-oCoa8d-n2GwP5-82yCWG-ajXFtR-ak1t5h-pqzz68-rPcKqG-pqmaSG-oBd32q-qTs1Zd-dcERPA-q5LXyj-dK7TjT-nmyFVs-ak1s8j-ajXF4e-ak1tBL-oXSr4G-nfCAL7-n2PCN6-ak1rZJ-nArYUy-dP6mS8-nyTE8p-nwRWUf-4uivY3-7p1nw1-5RyCL-7dFH3p-7dFE9r-oRJYdn-khRaVE-7dKjPS-7dKhsW-7dKeKU-keaz5x-ke9TDv-keawve-n2ESPZ-nb8cCA-ozgvjq-nfCgJ8-khPcHR-nfCmGB)/Flickr
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I looked it up, and it's true—the bees at Joshua Tree National Park are out of control (http://www.nps.gov/jotr/learn/news/09beeclosure.htm). In 2000, a group of hikers was attacked by a swarm and one man was stung more than 100 times (http://articles.latimes.com/2000/jun/26/news/mn-45011). They tried to get inside their car to escape, but some of the bees followed them inside the car and continued stinging them. Holy crap, bees! If you were stung 100 times by bees at Joshua Tree, you should give it one star. But maybe it shouldn't have come as too much of a surprise that the desert gets hot in the summer. This is like downgrading a restaurant because you went there on a hunger strike.
DEATH VALLEY:
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Pass. John Fowler (https://www.flickr.com/photos/snowpeak/16639369496/in/photolist-rmn7QY-ruXFXc-qwcWML-rodMBo-rDmeXo-4yQ1Zi-rgjhs2-wirzLb-gLf91G-dZPAnB-pQ85MZ-e51d7S-8tsz5t-8tvz6f-8tvAZY-8tvyx7-8tsx2K-pKdhZG-rAeKcB-gJVNvx-poG6bT-5xR1MH-qQKgC5-6cUkfz-hxHHZR-r5aZG5-9yCX4w-gK4JdQ-dH9oAc-gLeAcn-pNiqGQ-d2E4Xq-8tvBj1-gLemKJ-8tsyDi-8tvADN-gK2GU1-ntwLNR-8QjzLP-4yUiQu-gLeMY7-8QjzGX-gLe5hR-4ymUT4-4yrpg3-4ymRAP-4yrkuq-4yr4C5-4yr4cJ-4yr6a9)/Flickr
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PINNACLES:
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Some rocks. sfbaywalk (https://www.flickr.com/photos/sfbaywalk/2151288416/in/photolist-7WERoL-4h6Shj-4h2SN8-7WBDrr-7WER5J-4h2PjZ-4gC92S-4h6Sw7-4gC6v3-4gyDa2-4h2ThR-4h6VsU-4gCmfj-4h6V6A-7WB8yZ-hRkmLe-9QimUZ-4h2QtZ-4h2Qda-4h6T77-4h6V2S-4h2P6x-pgxw7t-eigry9-9Qimbi-9QmbSu-4gxVMg-4gxN2K-4h6UVu-4gC569-9Qmcmj-4h2Pgg-4h2RHn-4gy2aR-hRkoB8-7WEjXq-4gBYys-4gChHG-4gytuB-4h6Ta1-7WERfS-7WjV5F-4h2QoK-4h6UCL-hV5CZb-4h2Pm2-4gyqkD-hSSSXi-9QimxB-4h6Syu)/Flickr
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YOSEMITE:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/yosemite.jpg
And? Aaron & Carol (https://www.flickr.com/photos/extremepath/573414879/in/photolist-SEUgr-SEUGM-71k8cS-SETNV-SDiEu-8E6MCQ-SDgQ7-SEVTx-SETvD-71g9oM-71g6Yi-7QyyS4-eTmvBm-71g6sH-71g7fP-SEU18-SDi7E-71k8Uy-SET24-71g8EK-71k81G-SEUzM-7QytjK-71g7yD-71k6Sh-SDh4J-SETAn-SET8K-SEUdR-SDggw-SDhMy-SESjX-71g6xe-71k6JA-SDiLQ-71g8e4-SDfAS-SDfgY-71g9GT-SDfQQ-71g64V-SEViv-71g9CF-SDiNA-71g7Gz-71g966-SDgcW-71g7rB-71k9To-71g8sx)/Flickr
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LASSEN VOLCANIC:
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Where's the lava? Roy Scribner (https://www.flickr.com/photos/73025701@N00/4780742076/in/photolist-8hsy4w-pmSbqb-p7ph8q-eY7Z6X-55ywP-icVDwD-ftqPCh-icWxjY-dRoMhe-icV82T-icVmkh-icVtfN-icVwE3-futPM8-8tAo5f-icV7Ji-rJyh6-dRumou-p7pcQ7-8txmKP-5pkbvu-nxN7tn-8AqTfy-icTE9s-xUxWk-icTNPb-icVgEf-8txnuV-8Mgv8C-a84rhY-ouVhVJ-dRumc9-cSogKj-dRoMae-tP1thc-cSoou7-dh7CiW-prVqoM-prULzm-pJ8bhe-pJra4Y-prUJtN-qr5jL9-m52YuG-8tApi5-cMVYBY-wxF1Hx-rH6JyV-8tAs1d-dM9G2Z)/Flickr
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CRATER LAKE:
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You could see Fantastic Four for the same price. Glenn Scofield Williams (https://www.flickr.com/photos/glennwilliamspdx/4980897405/in/photolist-8A9pgt-aUm2QZ-74bD7V-aUTfdF-6LZ15C-xUD4q-3npzzg-8wxecV-rzWWz2-xUAso-owGkL4-owGtXM-hZeDLu-qXgRC9-8s1euB-cXzsBU-d9HPW4-rU9yh9-5iZrGr-dPRekh-rRXpC7-36vgF-3nu34Q-8wwNce-8AcupN-9eDFdj-5kH1L4-ayx8sh-xuica-owH8qG-5BTtJ3-5kH1Gv-5BPbpc-cytFwE-dghRLa-24UDCb-dghSNj-oQ2MfK-rS5An8-rRXv3A-s9wzxk-rS5mne-s7eKYh-s9wFJt-s7ezV1-s9of1Y-s9ocaN-rcJjMn-rcwHkJ-rS5tRT)/Flickr
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And a bonus two-star review of Crater Lake that's kidding itself about not being a one-star review:
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OLYMPIC:
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A big rock with glorified weeds. Esther Lee (https://www.flickr.com/photos/47096398@N08/5521421416/in/photolist-9pUJdY-ovCYpZ-9pRGzk-bDtbRS-bSnUGD-9pUJ83-9pRHha-aiDXnz-aiDY9n-9pRFT8-aiGMqS-dbN5pE-aiGB4C-dn7qB8-fDBExZ-fDBDFe-fDUht1-dn7qSp-fDBDyg-4sSNkh-ovMbLQ-dbN4wB-dbN4kR-fDUhHj-fDBCUx-8m84Ba-fDBDmZ-fDBCng-fDUgx1-fDUfhA-fDUeS7-bSHJp2-bDP2dG-bSHJov-qw3L8Y-oZEhfv-fDUdE1-fDUdiu-fDBBLe-74NFEF-8mT73J-8mhDZj-fqTY43-8pdaT1-8pdau9-8kYBwx-gMRke-8mPXKZ-ph9JmT-3cbar9)/Flickr
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Do not let the National Park Service tell you how many friends you can have.
GRAND CANYON:
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Few amenities. Grand Canyon National Park (https://www.flickr.com/photos/grand_canyon_nps/8452224764/in/photolist-dSTRXb-8yio3H-9bwiuM-djkc6L-bpzLpE-oqH1xf-qtciE7-7XzyTQ-pdSwCn-bCuHd2-7XzBgE-rp5u41-pFxdnh-pFsZTv-prnp7i-qnX5zp-q6yJ41-nGaHnw-nYyhw3-5zRC5b-poWoZn-nYE7P6-nYyh7A-nYE6Sr-nGaHGG-nYyh99-nGasuM-nGaHoA-f4hV1N-kU4TB-nW82RA-8u6cGp-pp2tm6-jDPFGt-7dAALr-pp3RKW-bpzNpS-bpzN5U-bpzLMb-pp1uU9-pp41ry-7XzAfo-pFedPV-oJBdkC-pFeayB-3yKCMC-pDuRGE-poWjKv-pp2cRD-pFwXES)/Flickr
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CARLSBAD CAVERNS:
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Only go to this cave if you like caves. Greg Heartsfield (https://www.flickr.com/photos/grand_canyon_nps/8452224764/in/photolist-dSTRXb-8yio3H-9bwiuM-djkc6L-bpzLpE-oqH1xf-qtciE7-7XzyTQ-pdSwCn-bCuHd2-7XzBgE-rp5u41-pFxdnh-pFsZTv-prnp7i-qnX5zp-q6yJ41-nGaHnw-nYyhw3-5zRC5b-poWoZn-nYE7P6-nYyh7A-nYE6Sr-nGaHGG-nYyh99-nGasuM-nGaHoA-f4hV1N-kU4TB-nW82RA-8u6cGp-pp2tm6-jDPFGt-7dAALr-pp3RKW-bpzNpS-bpzN5U-bpzLMb-pp1uU9-pp41ry-7XzAfo-pFedPV-oJBdkC-pFeayB-3yKCMC-pDuRGE-poWjKv-pp2cRD-pFwXES)/Flickr
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PETRIFIED FOREST:
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The trees are all dead! Park Ranger (https://www.flickr.com/photos/petrifiedforestranger/5690453383/in/photolist-q6EyX8-9ER75R-bNHARx-7gutRs-7oYW5n-p3qn6o-k6ayoT-9ER4xe-qKTmoJ-qKSLpw-oCexvD-9xcsfU-gRQx5R-qKRNfA-n3b95R-7h6ZvE-rmb3BE-qHk4sb-r3iZfM-eU3YW8-9HqX3H-n3bjC4-7foPuR-9Hr21P-9HqZyx-eQYFfz-9HtRhY-eRzsR4-7dBQBf-aKb692-aKb75R-aKbbBi-aKb7TT-aKbbeP-aKb4fV-aKba5R-9aeq5R-9aevbi-9aevyF-9aepYH-9HqWPn-7h2UPV-7djDbg-7h2UQ8-9x9mFM-e5JvjZ-k28z62-k29pxk-k27jei-oyoPp5)/Flickr
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YELLOWSTONE:
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Good luck swimming here. A Davis (https://www.flickr.com/photos/biggernoise/5959466882/in/photolist-a5BPT1-a5BQku-a5yWLv-bsL44t-5oz35i-7ars1v-7avg7d-7avfNQ-7avgk3-7avgoS-7arsdv-7avgb5-7avfYU-awnWdi-6LEj58-6LJsi9-6LJvUC-6LEjjk-6LJAy7-6LJHQu-6LEpRx-6LEqWV-6LEoCH-6LEoXR-6LErmD-6LEjZe-6LJwuN-6LJz4J-6LJyuj-6LEkdk-6LJD3w-6LEiEH-6LJrT1-6LEpfV-6LEr9k-6LJtq5-6LEqqa-6LJHDY-6LEjM6-6LJxeQ-6LJwGS-6LJs5W-6LEkrp-6LJwfw-6LEuyK-6LJDed-6LEiSZ-6LEnYH-5u3NrK-jWAAk)/Flickr
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BADLANDS:
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Bad. Jim Bowen (https://www.flickr.com/photos/jamiedfw/499102357/in/photolist-L72K4-oXJci7-bBMip4-wfQV5E-ionKgW-b5nKgR-aE2JgM-7bxMhL-boSokm-mPtvb2-c8gJku-aasdAV-aasdsF-cihP5w-9QHCQu-at1ZSn-at4DoC-3hoN22-dfVcrJ-55JDEu-8fUhPF-3n92D-8fdYyK-mPv7i5-8w1hD9-wW6a6c-xbHQKb-brd9Fj-wvcWKq-w1T9o6-7bxSny-vFbQ2m-x4RJYQ-4trQVa-vggtYh-vh1aiC-774aPb-xJ7V9D-xug28p-p4TR4A-eaSYjJ-34ejPJ-aaeX37-rcFx5-2Atvrc-Tshv1-8YCvgo-96tgBX-jhEb-8rRUGG)/Flickr
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ARCHES:
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One star. Max and Dee Bernt (https://www.flickr.com/photos/lhanaphotography/15075338076/in/photolist-rh2G-oYa3N1-jukzNX-acM1WU-jwhn5e-chKSD1-DtsS-wCttJd-8WxG2t-5fSV2r-qnfNEW-5xyb2-hwAZmH-nxtCXA-arWCWo-8U41GJ-6kcWZN-afnuvN-47nnpz-8nmM9B-La5Xd-4MK2Nf-8GkRtz-8UiT2u-atD6H4-2UXAUH-abbmJq-pJ3XV3-4tvUuC-vHVsKc-jjhPBH-jAGfXc-rxk2eo-ah2kBQ-ascv6c-awkCNh-aAUuAp-jCn6m5-8TZWNx-La6ks-dNKHSa-6qpjYZ-a78U6H-LamSF-La6vq-La8do-Lam4z-Lan9V-La7V7-LamMz)/Flickr
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ZION:
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Skip the tacos. Cyril Fluck (https://www.flickr.com/photos/39090590@N02/8356825126/in/photolist-dJsUXQ-5oDepS-5oyQut-5oyQvR-chKSUC-6JgPfF-nxnjrA-8aKNCC-5dqEvV-nxE247-8aKLKU-8aGu7t-4A5k8t-4A5kbt-4A9zZY-nxkuwt-nxo2Au-EpFnE-8aGwq4-8aKNkw-8aGwPg-ng8z5H-ng9e6T-ng8V3Q-4WeZVu-eDjxF-nxDx38-6RJeyy-25Rfcr-6REbuD-6RJcR5-6RJeaj-6RJchG-6RJbHW-6RJdHN-6REaHR-6RJe4b-6REbCg-6REb6n-6REagP-6RJdoC-6RJcDs-6RJbY3-6RJc87-6RE92p-6RJcsN-6RJdfj-6SArYc-8aKLUQ-6JkWCY)/Flickr
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SHENANDOAH:
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Pure government overreach. David McSpadden (https://www.flickr.com/photos/familyclan/15704389416/in/photolist-pFpVdt-7hd77L-pVK6QL-pFpUg8-fXt16t-pXEMEP-pXYDdy-8zU1Yb-pXYCBU-fWGLBe-ecB4NW-cCHK5f-efvhKM-pxJapp-pXEN8n-pFpWuM-pFpVyD-pFseP1-fWQBdY-7hp8E3-7hp98u-7CAPDY-nrsNYB-fswsuv-hnH8n2-k2cc72-pFse6C-7ds9Ju-7ds8t9-7ds8D1-7dogSK-7dofWR-7ds9as-7ds9dC-7ds8NC-dLLSUy-pXQGEc-cCHyh7-cCGZSw-7dofKc-7dogfv-7dofNZ-7ds95f-7ds8Qq-cCH7rs-cCH2Uo-cCGGYj-cCHr5h-cCHhMb-cCHvkE)/Flickr
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(N.B.: There is an entire visitor center devoted to the mistreatment of former inhabitants.)
ACADIA:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/acadia.jpg
Nice try, try a state park. Robbie Shade (https://www.flickr.com/photos/rjshade/15468890788/in/photolist-pyW7iA-ppj4Nk-pyZ3F1-oXnnTV-f3rLju-6SJ3Wa-vJDSBG-8Mai2F-6FoqJa-yNi3y-6R8ay8-568LmT-yNu9c-4CqLit-eQvk1i-4CqTQ6-ekbUMs-ePwPd2-4Cvdeb-4CuWmh-eQJei3-vWtrQ6-vxaXys-dcX49m-dcX2qZ-4CvaiW-pGTc8-4CqUsP-4CqTug-6Jh1ZW-493HUU-8jxsUK-4CqLpc-ek6BQ2-4CqTqD-hmGxo-4Crgcv-eHRpJ4-4CvaFb-4CqV4p-4CvaAU-4CvbnW-gVjKNa-6NuQrk-4CvaJG-vhoFKy-2icPWH-4CqU4D-4CvbuA-4Cva63)/Flickr
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HAWAI'I VOLCANOES:
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Still no lava. Ed Dunens (https://www.flickr.com/photos/blachswan/10547839883/in/photolist-h55rjk-h54Nh5-h53Ew8-h53Nik-h53Tc7-h54CSq-h53xhD-h53AdD-dSQzJP-dSWauo-dSQtbn-dSQkPp-dSVYzJ-dSQztD-dSQuax-dSW8Th-dSQvW8-dSVWF1-dSVPtf-dSQ2E4-dSVU9A-dSWbqY-dSVVCj-dSQtuT-dSQ9Dc-dSW3CW-dSW6Um-dSVUR7-dSQwsX-dSVNpW-dSW3fy-dSW2Go-dSQ8yD-dSVM7w-dSVLw1-dSW55C-dSVX5J-dSVMsm-dSVNHW-dSVWi9-dSQ93p-dSQjkt-dSVMKU-dSQoHn-dSVYdb-dSVVhs-dSVZBj-dSVKpu-dSW2ZQ-dSVP2Y)/Flickr
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HALEAKALA:
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This is it? Joe Parks (https://www.flickr.com/photos/parksjd/16040000203/in/photolist-qrpceD-6nDK4P-GcAme-bu8oe7-92iiMC-92fcjx-92iiu5-92fg2g-92fdbt-92fgXv-4en85D-92feiV-92ikYJ-9pXLz3-2iJ35S-92ffeZ-hsAY-4f5Gso-bkfY2h-8ZTLf-2246mz-8uZ3HV-bkfXc5-anQTMk-aoCJjn-5XJWAH-pXZvhu-6rSsjm-HASJ6-7VRmUq-2woxKg-pG38Hg-4f1FFt-eiFVpQ-6tQNL1-63G916-9ZazV2-6tLEkV-6tyPLr-5nrbM6-qvREpi-qvH6SG-9Zaz2X-9Zdmib-G5jge-9Zaiua-9Zdbid-9Zac9v-9hQ56m-T6tk4)/Flickr
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http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2015/08/i-cant-stop-reading-these-one-star-yelp-reviews-national-parks
Grand Canyon National Park/Flickr
The National Park Service turns 99 years old on Tuesday. To celebrate, the Department of the Interior has waived admission fees for all NPS sites for the day. That's a pretty sweet deal. You should stop reading this right now, call in sick, and enjoy the great outdoors. National parks are great.
But not everyone agrees. Yelp is filled with one- and two-star reviews of America's most pristine and majestic natural wonders. And honestly, they're riveting. What makes a national park a one-star destination varies from one reviewer to the next. Maybe the tacos at the visitor center aren't up to snuff. Maybe it was cloudy. Maybe the park was too cowardly to cut down some trees for spillover parking lots. Maybe it was President Barack Obama's fault.
Whatever the case, you can thank these people for leaving the campgrounds a little bit less crowded for the rest of us:
JOSHUA TREE:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/joshuatree.jpg
The desert is too hot. Esther Lee (https://www.flickr.com/photos/47096398@N08/6128387697/in/photolist-akxA9R-ajXEJ2-ajXEzH-pjqqBL-ak1tym-dbseNr-oCoa8d-n2GwP5-82yCWG-ajXFtR-ak1t5h-pqzz68-rPcKqG-pqmaSG-oBd32q-qTs1Zd-dcERPA-q5LXyj-dK7TjT-nmyFVs-ak1s8j-ajXF4e-ak1tBL-oXSr4G-nfCAL7-n2PCN6-ak1rZJ-nArYUy-dP6mS8-nyTE8p-nwRWUf-4uivY3-7p1nw1-5RyCL-7dFH3p-7dFE9r-oRJYdn-khRaVE-7dKjPS-7dKhsW-7dKeKU-keaz5x-ke9TDv-keawve-n2ESPZ-nb8cCA-ozgvjq-nfCgJ8-khPcHR-nfCmGB)/Flickr
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I looked it up, and it's true—the bees at Joshua Tree National Park are out of control (http://www.nps.gov/jotr/learn/news/09beeclosure.htm). In 2000, a group of hikers was attacked by a swarm and one man was stung more than 100 times (http://articles.latimes.com/2000/jun/26/news/mn-45011). They tried to get inside their car to escape, but some of the bees followed them inside the car and continued stinging them. Holy crap, bees! If you were stung 100 times by bees at Joshua Tree, you should give it one star. But maybe it shouldn't have come as too much of a surprise that the desert gets hot in the summer. This is like downgrading a restaurant because you went there on a hunger strike.
DEATH VALLEY:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/deathvalley.jpg
Pass. John Fowler (https://www.flickr.com/photos/snowpeak/16639369496/in/photolist-rmn7QY-ruXFXc-qwcWML-rodMBo-rDmeXo-4yQ1Zi-rgjhs2-wirzLb-gLf91G-dZPAnB-pQ85MZ-e51d7S-8tsz5t-8tvz6f-8tvAZY-8tvyx7-8tsx2K-pKdhZG-rAeKcB-gJVNvx-poG6bT-5xR1MH-qQKgC5-6cUkfz-hxHHZR-r5aZG5-9yCX4w-gK4JdQ-dH9oAc-gLeAcn-pNiqGQ-d2E4Xq-8tvBj1-gLemKJ-8tsyDi-8tvADN-gK2GU1-ntwLNR-8QjzLP-4yUiQu-gLeMY7-8QjzGX-gLe5hR-4ymUT4-4yrpg3-4ymRAP-4yrkuq-4yr4C5-4yr4cJ-4yr6a9)/Flickr
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PINNACLES:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/pinnacles.jpg
Some rocks. sfbaywalk (https://www.flickr.com/photos/sfbaywalk/2151288416/in/photolist-7WERoL-4h6Shj-4h2SN8-7WBDrr-7WER5J-4h2PjZ-4gC92S-4h6Sw7-4gC6v3-4gyDa2-4h2ThR-4h6VsU-4gCmfj-4h6V6A-7WB8yZ-hRkmLe-9QimUZ-4h2QtZ-4h2Qda-4h6T77-4h6V2S-4h2P6x-pgxw7t-eigry9-9Qimbi-9QmbSu-4gxVMg-4gxN2K-4h6UVu-4gC569-9Qmcmj-4h2Pgg-4h2RHn-4gy2aR-hRkoB8-7WEjXq-4gBYys-4gChHG-4gytuB-4h6Ta1-7WERfS-7WjV5F-4h2QoK-4h6UCL-hV5CZb-4h2Pm2-4gyqkD-hSSSXi-9QimxB-4h6Syu)/Flickr
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YOSEMITE:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/yosemite.jpg
And? Aaron & Carol (https://www.flickr.com/photos/extremepath/573414879/in/photolist-SEUgr-SEUGM-71k8cS-SETNV-SDiEu-8E6MCQ-SDgQ7-SEVTx-SETvD-71g9oM-71g6Yi-7QyyS4-eTmvBm-71g6sH-71g7fP-SEU18-SDi7E-71k8Uy-SET24-71g8EK-71k81G-SEUzM-7QytjK-71g7yD-71k6Sh-SDh4J-SETAn-SET8K-SEUdR-SDggw-SDhMy-SESjX-71g6xe-71k6JA-SDiLQ-71g8e4-SDfAS-SDfgY-71g9GT-SDfQQ-71g64V-SEViv-71g9CF-SDiNA-71g7Gz-71g966-SDgcW-71g7rB-71k9To-71g8sx)/Flickr
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LASSEN VOLCANIC:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/lassen.jpg
Where's the lava? Roy Scribner (https://www.flickr.com/photos/73025701@N00/4780742076/in/photolist-8hsy4w-pmSbqb-p7ph8q-eY7Z6X-55ywP-icVDwD-ftqPCh-icWxjY-dRoMhe-icV82T-icVmkh-icVtfN-icVwE3-futPM8-8tAo5f-icV7Ji-rJyh6-dRumou-p7pcQ7-8txmKP-5pkbvu-nxN7tn-8AqTfy-icTE9s-xUxWk-icTNPb-icVgEf-8txnuV-8Mgv8C-a84rhY-ouVhVJ-dRumc9-cSogKj-dRoMae-tP1thc-cSoou7-dh7CiW-prVqoM-prULzm-pJ8bhe-pJra4Y-prUJtN-qr5jL9-m52YuG-8tApi5-cMVYBY-wxF1Hx-rH6JyV-8tAs1d-dM9G2Z)/Flickr
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CRATER LAKE:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/craterlake.jpg
You could see Fantastic Four for the same price. Glenn Scofield Williams (https://www.flickr.com/photos/glennwilliamspdx/4980897405/in/photolist-8A9pgt-aUm2QZ-74bD7V-aUTfdF-6LZ15C-xUD4q-3npzzg-8wxecV-rzWWz2-xUAso-owGkL4-owGtXM-hZeDLu-qXgRC9-8s1euB-cXzsBU-d9HPW4-rU9yh9-5iZrGr-dPRekh-rRXpC7-36vgF-3nu34Q-8wwNce-8AcupN-9eDFdj-5kH1L4-ayx8sh-xuica-owH8qG-5BTtJ3-5kH1Gv-5BPbpc-cytFwE-dghRLa-24UDCb-dghSNj-oQ2MfK-rS5An8-rRXv3A-s9wzxk-rS5mne-s7eKYh-s9wFJt-s7ezV1-s9of1Y-s9ocaN-rcJjMn-rcwHkJ-rS5tRT)/Flickr
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And a bonus two-star review of Crater Lake that's kidding itself about not being a one-star review:
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OLYMPIC:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/olympic.jpg
A big rock with glorified weeds. Esther Lee (https://www.flickr.com/photos/47096398@N08/5521421416/in/photolist-9pUJdY-ovCYpZ-9pRGzk-bDtbRS-bSnUGD-9pUJ83-9pRHha-aiDXnz-aiDY9n-9pRFT8-aiGMqS-dbN5pE-aiGB4C-dn7qB8-fDBExZ-fDBDFe-fDUht1-dn7qSp-fDBDyg-4sSNkh-ovMbLQ-dbN4wB-dbN4kR-fDUhHj-fDBCUx-8m84Ba-fDBDmZ-fDBCng-fDUgx1-fDUfhA-fDUeS7-bSHJp2-bDP2dG-bSHJov-qw3L8Y-oZEhfv-fDUdE1-fDUdiu-fDBBLe-74NFEF-8mT73J-8mhDZj-fqTY43-8pdaT1-8pdau9-8kYBwx-gMRke-8mPXKZ-ph9JmT-3cbar9)/Flickr
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Do not let the National Park Service tell you how many friends you can have.
GRAND CANYON:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/grandcanyon_0.jpg
Few amenities. Grand Canyon National Park (https://www.flickr.com/photos/grand_canyon_nps/8452224764/in/photolist-dSTRXb-8yio3H-9bwiuM-djkc6L-bpzLpE-oqH1xf-qtciE7-7XzyTQ-pdSwCn-bCuHd2-7XzBgE-rp5u41-pFxdnh-pFsZTv-prnp7i-qnX5zp-q6yJ41-nGaHnw-nYyhw3-5zRC5b-poWoZn-nYE7P6-nYyh7A-nYE6Sr-nGaHGG-nYyh99-nGasuM-nGaHoA-f4hV1N-kU4TB-nW82RA-8u6cGp-pp2tm6-jDPFGt-7dAALr-pp3RKW-bpzNpS-bpzN5U-bpzLMb-pp1uU9-pp41ry-7XzAfo-pFedPV-oJBdkC-pFeayB-3yKCMC-pDuRGE-poWjKv-pp2cRD-pFwXES)/Flickr
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CARLSBAD CAVERNS:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/carlsbad.jpg
Only go to this cave if you like caves. Greg Heartsfield (https://www.flickr.com/photos/grand_canyon_nps/8452224764/in/photolist-dSTRXb-8yio3H-9bwiuM-djkc6L-bpzLpE-oqH1xf-qtciE7-7XzyTQ-pdSwCn-bCuHd2-7XzBgE-rp5u41-pFxdnh-pFsZTv-prnp7i-qnX5zp-q6yJ41-nGaHnw-nYyhw3-5zRC5b-poWoZn-nYE7P6-nYyh7A-nYE6Sr-nGaHGG-nYyh99-nGasuM-nGaHoA-f4hV1N-kU4TB-nW82RA-8u6cGp-pp2tm6-jDPFGt-7dAALr-pp3RKW-bpzNpS-bpzN5U-bpzLMb-pp1uU9-pp41ry-7XzAfo-pFedPV-oJBdkC-pFeayB-3yKCMC-pDuRGE-poWjKv-pp2cRD-pFwXES)/Flickr
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PETRIFIED FOREST:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/petrified.jpg
The trees are all dead! Park Ranger (https://www.flickr.com/photos/petrifiedforestranger/5690453383/in/photolist-q6EyX8-9ER75R-bNHARx-7gutRs-7oYW5n-p3qn6o-k6ayoT-9ER4xe-qKTmoJ-qKSLpw-oCexvD-9xcsfU-gRQx5R-qKRNfA-n3b95R-7h6ZvE-rmb3BE-qHk4sb-r3iZfM-eU3YW8-9HqX3H-n3bjC4-7foPuR-9Hr21P-9HqZyx-eQYFfz-9HtRhY-eRzsR4-7dBQBf-aKb692-aKb75R-aKbbBi-aKb7TT-aKbbeP-aKb4fV-aKba5R-9aeq5R-9aevbi-9aevyF-9aepYH-9HqWPn-7h2UPV-7djDbg-7h2UQ8-9x9mFM-e5JvjZ-k28z62-k29pxk-k27jei-oyoPp5)/Flickr
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YELLOWSTONE:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/yellowstone.jpg
Good luck swimming here. A Davis (https://www.flickr.com/photos/biggernoise/5959466882/in/photolist-a5BPT1-a5BQku-a5yWLv-bsL44t-5oz35i-7ars1v-7avg7d-7avfNQ-7avgk3-7avgoS-7arsdv-7avgb5-7avfYU-awnWdi-6LEj58-6LJsi9-6LJvUC-6LEjjk-6LJAy7-6LJHQu-6LEpRx-6LEqWV-6LEoCH-6LEoXR-6LErmD-6LEjZe-6LJwuN-6LJz4J-6LJyuj-6LEkdk-6LJD3w-6LEiEH-6LJrT1-6LEpfV-6LEr9k-6LJtq5-6LEqqa-6LJHDY-6LEjM6-6LJxeQ-6LJwGS-6LJs5W-6LEkrp-6LJwfw-6LEuyK-6LJDed-6LEiSZ-6LEnYH-5u3NrK-jWAAk)/Flickr
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BADLANDS:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/badlands.jpg
Bad. Jim Bowen (https://www.flickr.com/photos/jamiedfw/499102357/in/photolist-L72K4-oXJci7-bBMip4-wfQV5E-ionKgW-b5nKgR-aE2JgM-7bxMhL-boSokm-mPtvb2-c8gJku-aasdAV-aasdsF-cihP5w-9QHCQu-at1ZSn-at4DoC-3hoN22-dfVcrJ-55JDEu-8fUhPF-3n92D-8fdYyK-mPv7i5-8w1hD9-wW6a6c-xbHQKb-brd9Fj-wvcWKq-w1T9o6-7bxSny-vFbQ2m-x4RJYQ-4trQVa-vggtYh-vh1aiC-774aPb-xJ7V9D-xug28p-p4TR4A-eaSYjJ-34ejPJ-aaeX37-rcFx5-2Atvrc-Tshv1-8YCvgo-96tgBX-jhEb-8rRUGG)/Flickr
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ARCHES:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/arches_0.jpg
One star. Max and Dee Bernt (https://www.flickr.com/photos/lhanaphotography/15075338076/in/photolist-rh2G-oYa3N1-jukzNX-acM1WU-jwhn5e-chKSD1-DtsS-wCttJd-8WxG2t-5fSV2r-qnfNEW-5xyb2-hwAZmH-nxtCXA-arWCWo-8U41GJ-6kcWZN-afnuvN-47nnpz-8nmM9B-La5Xd-4MK2Nf-8GkRtz-8UiT2u-atD6H4-2UXAUH-abbmJq-pJ3XV3-4tvUuC-vHVsKc-jjhPBH-jAGfXc-rxk2eo-ah2kBQ-ascv6c-awkCNh-aAUuAp-jCn6m5-8TZWNx-La6ks-dNKHSa-6qpjYZ-a78U6H-LamSF-La6vq-La8do-Lam4z-Lan9V-La7V7-LamMz)/Flickr
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ZION:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/zion.jpg
Skip the tacos. Cyril Fluck (https://www.flickr.com/photos/39090590@N02/8356825126/in/photolist-dJsUXQ-5oDepS-5oyQut-5oyQvR-chKSUC-6JgPfF-nxnjrA-8aKNCC-5dqEvV-nxE247-8aKLKU-8aGu7t-4A5k8t-4A5kbt-4A9zZY-nxkuwt-nxo2Au-EpFnE-8aGwq4-8aKNkw-8aGwPg-ng8z5H-ng9e6T-ng8V3Q-4WeZVu-eDjxF-nxDx38-6RJeyy-25Rfcr-6REbuD-6RJcR5-6RJeaj-6RJchG-6RJbHW-6RJdHN-6REaHR-6RJe4b-6REbCg-6REb6n-6REagP-6RJdoC-6RJcDs-6RJbY3-6RJc87-6RE92p-6RJcsN-6RJdfj-6SArYc-8aKLUQ-6JkWCY)/Flickr
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SHENANDOAH:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/shenandoah.jpg
Pure government overreach. David McSpadden (https://www.flickr.com/photos/familyclan/15704389416/in/photolist-pFpVdt-7hd77L-pVK6QL-pFpUg8-fXt16t-pXEMEP-pXYDdy-8zU1Yb-pXYCBU-fWGLBe-ecB4NW-cCHK5f-efvhKM-pxJapp-pXEN8n-pFpWuM-pFpVyD-pFseP1-fWQBdY-7hp8E3-7hp98u-7CAPDY-nrsNYB-fswsuv-hnH8n2-k2cc72-pFse6C-7ds9Ju-7ds8t9-7ds8D1-7dogSK-7dofWR-7ds9as-7ds9dC-7ds8NC-dLLSUy-pXQGEc-cCHyh7-cCGZSw-7dofKc-7dogfv-7dofNZ-7ds95f-7ds8Qq-cCH7rs-cCH2Uo-cCGGYj-cCHr5h-cCHhMb-cCHvkE)/Flickr
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(N.B.: There is an entire visitor center devoted to the mistreatment of former inhabitants.)
ACADIA:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/acadia.jpg
Nice try, try a state park. Robbie Shade (https://www.flickr.com/photos/rjshade/15468890788/in/photolist-pyW7iA-ppj4Nk-pyZ3F1-oXnnTV-f3rLju-6SJ3Wa-vJDSBG-8Mai2F-6FoqJa-yNi3y-6R8ay8-568LmT-yNu9c-4CqLit-eQvk1i-4CqTQ6-ekbUMs-ePwPd2-4Cvdeb-4CuWmh-eQJei3-vWtrQ6-vxaXys-dcX49m-dcX2qZ-4CvaiW-pGTc8-4CqUsP-4CqTug-6Jh1ZW-493HUU-8jxsUK-4CqLpc-ek6BQ2-4CqTqD-hmGxo-4Crgcv-eHRpJ4-4CvaFb-4CqV4p-4CvaAU-4CvbnW-gVjKNa-6NuQrk-4CvaJG-vhoFKy-2icPWH-4CqU4D-4CvbuA-4Cva63)/Flickr
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HAWAI'I VOLCANOES:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/hawaii.jpg
Still no lava. Ed Dunens (https://www.flickr.com/photos/blachswan/10547839883/in/photolist-h55rjk-h54Nh5-h53Ew8-h53Nik-h53Tc7-h54CSq-h53xhD-h53AdD-dSQzJP-dSWauo-dSQtbn-dSQkPp-dSVYzJ-dSQztD-dSQuax-dSW8Th-dSQvW8-dSVWF1-dSVPtf-dSQ2E4-dSVU9A-dSWbqY-dSVVCj-dSQtuT-dSQ9Dc-dSW3CW-dSW6Um-dSVUR7-dSQwsX-dSVNpW-dSW3fy-dSW2Go-dSQ8yD-dSVM7w-dSVLw1-dSW55C-dSVX5J-dSVMsm-dSVNHW-dSVWi9-dSQ93p-dSQjkt-dSVMKU-dSQoHn-dSVYdb-dSVVhs-dSVZBj-dSVKpu-dSW2ZQ-dSVP2Y)/Flickr
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HALEAKALA:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/haleakala.jpg
This is it? Joe Parks (https://www.flickr.com/photos/parksjd/16040000203/in/photolist-qrpceD-6nDK4P-GcAme-bu8oe7-92iiMC-92fcjx-92iiu5-92fg2g-92fdbt-92fgXv-4en85D-92feiV-92ikYJ-9pXLz3-2iJ35S-92ffeZ-hsAY-4f5Gso-bkfY2h-8ZTLf-2246mz-8uZ3HV-bkfXc5-anQTMk-aoCJjn-5XJWAH-pXZvhu-6rSsjm-HASJ6-7VRmUq-2woxKg-pG38Hg-4f1FFt-eiFVpQ-6tQNL1-63G916-9ZazV2-6tLEkV-6tyPLr-5nrbM6-qvREpi-qvH6SG-9Zaz2X-9Zdmib-G5jge-9Zaiua-9Zdbid-9Zac9v-9hQ56m-T6tk4)/Flickr
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http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2015/08/i-cant-stop-reading-these-one-star-yelp-reviews-national-parks